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[VIDEO] Big Nog: Freak of Nature

It has barely been a fortnight since Antonio Rodrigo Nogueria had his arm snapped into a thousand pieces compliments of a first round Frank Mir kimura at UFC 140. Besides being perhaps the most shocking, or at least unpredictable, finish in UFC History, it was a loss that to many signaled the end of the road for the former UFC Interim Heavyweight champ and PRIDE star. But leave it to a man who was run over by a Mac truck as a child to prove us wrong once again.

Yes, the above video serves as undeniable proof that “Minotauro’s” bones are made from some form of otherwordly carbon based material, or possibly the liquid metal that flows through Wolverine’s veins. Where most of us would still be at home trying to figure out the reverse monkey grip, Big Nog has already resumed training, and looks to be coming along nicely in his rehabilitation. The question is, who should he face next?

DISCUSS.

-J. Jones

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wahid0211- December 17, 2012 at 6:12 am
All I know is Fedor whooped his arse twice when he was in his prime.

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sPeLLcHeCkEr- February 29, 2012 at 11:46 am
Unless you're referring to a truck full of Apple computer products, I think you meant a "Mack" truck.
Roy Nelson by Flying Armbar- February 29, 2012 at 10:33 am
Give him Roy Nelson both guys are smaller heavyweights, they bring the fight, and with Nelsons ability to keep it on the feet it should be a FOTN candidate
DDT- February 29, 2012 at 9:58 am
First, there is no metal in Wolverine's veins. He has Adamantium grafted to his bones. (Seriously, this is like day one stuff here)

Second, the aforementioned Adamantium would not help heal any kind of a break. It would only help to prevent such a break in the first place.

Third, Wolverines natural healing ability would be the only thing that could explain Nog's quick healin.

God you guys, get it right. Such nerds around here.
Onan- February 29, 2012 at 6:18 am
And that proves what? That Big Nog was never any good? Please. Everyone gets beat.
Gener- February 28, 2012 at 9:58 pm
All I know is Fedor whooped his arse twice when he was in his prime.
xrefused- February 28, 2012 at 4:30 pm
No matter what Happens with minotauro I will always root for him. I had like recurring dreams that he just kept punching Mir and didn't try to get crazy with a submission. Why?! Now I have to listen to cunts say fedor and nog were never good. I Hope he goes out on a win and retires before his body just disintegrates.
El Guapo- February 28, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Thou hath brush up on thy Shakespeare, Sir Fuckin Danga, if thee wish to keep thy side job of knave CP scribe. Good day, Sir.
El Guapo- February 28, 2012 at 4:11 pm
I don't make the rules, I just follow them. Apparently Pride=Power around these here parts. Hence, Kain VelasKKez.
amsterdamheavy- February 28, 2012 at 3:57 pm
You pulled it off your "joke" for shit...especially in the context of your historical record of writing faux pas. But hey, wtf, its just some fucking website, right?
towelie- February 28, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Racist? it says pride not power.
WuTangClan- February 28, 2012 at 3:44 pm
^ Shut your fucking mouth keyboard.
J. Jones- February 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Yeah amsterdam, it's called an exaggeration. Or a joke. Thanks for the update, but most people don't take our words verbatim around here. I wrote a fictional legend about Rousimar Palhares earlier, maybe you should go debunk that to sound smart. Off you go.
Japanadian- February 28, 2012 at 3:06 pm
he broke his arm two and a half months ago!!!! it only takes six weeks to repair a break.
Dmonicideals- February 28, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Inconceivable.
amsterdamheavy- February 28, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Just how long do you think a fortnight IS Danga? I'll give you a hint; its 14 fucking days. Just...amazing.

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El Guapo- February 28, 2012 at 2:53 pm
A rematch with Mir sounds good to me. After the Mexican racist knocks FrankTFO he'll need some rehabilitaion of his own. Voila!
WuTangClan- February 28, 2012 at 2:46 pm
"Liquid metal" = Adamantium. Get it right Danga, you fucking cunt.
Null Kuhl- February 28, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Yes...what kellyman said...you might want to check the dictionary next time.
Fried Taco- February 28, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Can we get a CP ban on ending an article with "DISCUSS"? And what's with the ice cream truck music in Nog's gym?!?
kellyman- February 28, 2012 at 2:13 pm
I don't think fortnight means what you think it means.
The12ozCurls- February 28, 2012 at 2:12 pm
TMNJ/Hulk kid = lots of wedgies and stolen lunch money. JK JJ. LOL
Get Off Me- February 28, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Fabricio Werdum would be a good rematch. If not, I wouldn't mind seeing Nog get in there with Big Country.
KarmaAteMyCat- February 28, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Good for him fuck Adversity in its big fucking face.
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