(Props: BJPenn.com)
As part of his one-man Warren Commission on that unfortunate UFC 94 greasing scandal, BJ Penn has released a highlight video of sorts, intended to prove exactly why Georges St. Pierre is a dirty, rotten, no-good cheater. I don’t know if Penn hired the same team responsible for putting together UFC Primetime, but this is a first-class production, all the way. Imagine if Genghis Con was a crybaby bitch who couldn’t accept that fact that he got crushed by GSP — this is the kind of video he’d make.
Oh, I kid the proud Hawaiian. To be honest, Penn presents a compelling case, and it does seem mighty suspicious that Sean Sherk, Matt Hughes, and Jason Miller all came up with the same excuse as to why they couldn’t handle St. Pierre. As the saying goes, where there’s smoke, there’s a hot pre-fight bath followed by a baby-oil rubdown. Also, the video’s use of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush? A very subtle dig at GSP’s Canadianism. Where’s your mean, mean pride, Georges?








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comments3/4 of those 'shots to the back of the head' were within the 'mohawk' from the top of the skull down the spin.... legal.. on or behind the ear...
I understand he might of been slightly brain damaged during the fight, and yes... They did apply tiny amounts of grease... but this is just low.
The only people that believe that b.j would of won are hard headed b.j fans and hawains that believe b.j is the reincarnation of christ...
p.s: b.j u dont need to find an excuse 4 every loss just learn from it and train harder
Come on People, this is a huge issue!
1.GSP completely dominated Penn
2. Penn was a mess at all aspects of his own game!
3. The alleged "vaseline issue" if valid, would have played no part in the ground game because Penn's legs were slipping off GSP LATS, not back.
4. Every fighter sweats and becomes slippery through a fight, and every fighter has vaseline on his face so why come after GSP?
5. The fact that Penns corner had to stop the fight should have shut Penns mouth for good.
6. I, along with many others have lost respect for Penn even before the fight.
7. You have to question the quality of a fighter that continually complains before and after a fight.
This type of thing reeks of fixing?
How many bookies does gsp owe money to?
Why does he need to fix a fight?
Hes far from a true champion.
To be considered one, he must refight at least 4 opponents with zero grease.
Rules are rules - no vaseline on any part of the body but the face. You don't follow the rules, there must be retribution. It's part of the reason why JUDO fighters fight in a gi. It is impossible for this kind of rubbish to happen.
I've watched almost every professional BJ penn fight recorded, and never have I seen him unable to match someones ground game.
I once had great respect for GSP, but he's gone down the wrong road, and people who deny this are plain ignorant.
He is a plain coward, fighting someone from a lower weight class and cheating to gain advantage... cough cough ... pussy. Even if he would have won the fight without cheating, we'll never know now. A true champion would never stoop so low
“OK, how do we prove our case here BJ?”
“Hey, I've got an idea, let's make a retarded music video about Vaseline! Let’s repeatedly show a man rubbing Vaseline sensually on another man until the viewer isn’t sure whether he’s watching a video about MMA or gay porn.”
I hope he got paid for all that product placement. **FLASH** 'VASALINE, SLIPPERY!!!' Thanks for the education BJ, cause I had no idea it was a slippery substance... Slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery… Oh, and also, Vaseline is slippery.
Then go on to whine about punches to the back of the head? Number one, most of his examples were to the ear... Secondly, don't be a little bitch and try to turn your head so that his punches land on the back of your head. Here's a novel idea, defend yourself. Fag. Not only that, but I'm relatively sure he repeated the same fucking blows over and over again with his tacky **AGAIN!!!! AGAIN!! AGAIN!!!** flashy little advertisement.
Hey BJ, clean the sand out of your vagina and admit you got beat by the better man. The fight wasn't even close. What, you tried for a high guard all of twice in the entire fight? If it was close, I might give you some credit here, but you got the ever loving shit beat out of you. No amount of "Slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery VASELINE" is going to give a fighter that kind of advantage.
God I wish Dana would put these two back in the ring right now so I could watch his Cabbage Patch head get caved in by GSP’s elbows again.
I give this movie 0 stars. Don't waste your money (even though it’s free), the plot sucks, the special effects were pathetic, soundtrack was gay, the protagonist is a fat, lazy cry baby, and unless you’re a homosexual, you’ll probably find the gratuitous, repetitive scenes of man on man Vaseline rubbing as uncomfortable to watch as the Brokeback Mountain sex scenes, which I didn’t watch.
2. The excessive use of grease or any other foreign substance may not be used on the face or body of an unarmed combatant. The referees or the Commission’s representative in charge shall cause any excessive grease or foreign substance to be removed.
3rd grade called and they want their whiny ass cry baby tears back you big bitch!
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