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Video: BJ Penn Has Only Begun to Complain


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As part of his one-man Warren Commission on that unfortunate UFC 94 greasing scandal, BJ Penn has released a highlight video of sorts, intended to prove exactly why Georges St. Pierre is a dirty, rotten, no-good cheater. I don’t know if Penn hired the same team responsible for putting together UFC Primetime, but this is a first-class production, all the way. Imagine if Genghis Con was a crybaby bitch who couldn’t accept that fact that he got crushed by GSP — this is the kind of video he’d make.

Oh, I kid the proud Hawaiian. To be honest, Penn presents a compelling case, and it does seem mighty suspicious that Sean Sherk, Matt Hughes, and Jason Miller all came up with the same excuse as to why they couldn’t handle St. Pierre. As the saying goes, where there’s smoke, there’s a hot pre-fight bath followed by a baby-oil rubdown. Also, the video’s use of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush? A very subtle dig at GSP’s Canadianism. Where’s your mean, mean pride, Georges?

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Anonymous- April 19, 2009 at 1:13 am
I really believe that when (not if) they fight again for the third time, the roles will be reversed...BJ will be really ready, and gSP will take it too lightly...btw...i heard they will fight one more time before the summer of 2010, it supposed to be around the same time they had the second fight.....hmmm....time will tell
Anonymous- March 20, 2009 at 5:20 am
Penn will crush that fag Florian. F*ck all you haters! Must be a bunch of Canadian grease monkeys.
Muir- March 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Weak.

3/4 of those 'shots to the back of the head' were within the 'mohawk' from the top of the skull down the spin.... legal.. on or behind the ear...

I understand he might of been slightly brain damaged during the fight, and yes... They did apply tiny amounts of grease... but this is just low.


Jets26- March 13, 2009 at 8:27 am
BJ Penn you got yr fucking ears boxed in. Your a big mouth pussy and that replies to Matt Hughes and Shrek,neither of you mother fuckers had a chance against GSP!! Bj stay the fuck home and keep watching yr soaps on Tv. If you fight Kenny Florian hes going to floor you into the ground. Oh by the way BJ who the fuck have you fought that has been any good? I can think of one Matt Hughes. Now look at GSP fight list. Guess what yr Ass is on it twice!! Give me a fucking break the prodgy,your name should be the pussy of a island!! You suck cock BJ you fuckin Pediphile!!
Anonymous- March 11, 2009 at 7:34 pm
he is such a loser to think that wow he should just let it go u could see him look at his face on the real fight he looked like he was goin to cry lol
mmafan- March 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm
its so funny Blowjob made this video to get ppl on his side and everyone still calling him a quitter and as for sherk, hughes and miller there just pissed they got beat by some 1 better u now what sux about this whole thing is that all this bitching from blowjob penn is gonna lead to a rematch now wut sux about it is that anderson silva has made some very public comments about how he would like to fight GSP and he feels that it would be one of the most exciting fights in ufc history and im pretty sure george would agree now cmon everyone we can make a difference by posting comments i wanna c GSP fight anderson silva and i will be so fucking mad if it doesnt happen becuz bj wants to get knocked out by GSP
my name is .......i forgot- March 3, 2009 at 12:38 pm
twenty bucks says that when b.j came back home after his beating he cried on his mothers lap and then his parents hired the same director that kim jun il uses for his propaganda movies to make a stupid ass video on how b.j got cheated.

The only people that believe that b.j would of won are hard headed b.j fans and hawains that believe b.j is the reincarnation of christ...

p.s: b.j u dont need to find an excuse 4 every loss just learn from it and train harder
Actually Fights- February 26, 2009 at 8:55 pm
bj couldnt use his ground game because his body wasnt positioned right( i spend over 20 hours a week doing jui jitsu i know), his hips were way to low to sustain a high guard, even if gsp was greased like a pig bjs positioning was the only factor in his inability to hold the high guard and attempt a submission.
Actually Fights- February 26, 2009 at 8:53 pm
bj is a whiny pussy, he shouldnt even be allowed back to the ufc after this cry baby pussy tantrum, you lost bj grow a fucking pair and get over it, go train if you can handle doing that you lazy fuck, bj is such a peice of shit i cant stand it.
Anonymous- February 24, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Their first fight was dead even. GSP totally cheated by using Vaseline and that is the bottom line. It took away BJ's ground game which is his #1 asset.A submission guy who can't grab you because you are slippery...Huge unfair advantage!!! I think it is just as bad as the boxers who "line their gloves. You all heard other fighters complaining about the same thing. The first fight was dead even.
Come on People, this is a huge issue!
BMD- February 24, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Bj lost plain and simple, he is a little crybaby, sore loser. Lost respect for him because of his MoutH, and he is a quitter.
Ev- February 24, 2009 at 11:01 am
The Toddfather said it all..i wish there was a quick rematch even though Penn doesnt even deserve to step in the same space with a real fighter anymore. So GSP could finish that lazy coward. How dare you talk all that smack, then show up with no training or skill!!!!! Get owned, then have your own corner call it quits!?! THEN, still talk more smack and even make a video clip???? Forget respect, Penn is an idiot and the new champ for sorest losers of all time
Ev- February 24, 2009 at 10:55 am
I am glad Ive reached an MMa page that actually has intelligent fans commenting this GSP issue.

1.GSP completely dominated Penn
2. Penn was a mess at all aspects of his own game!
3. The alleged "vaseline issue" if valid, would have played no part in the ground game because Penn's legs were slipping off GSP LATS, not back.
4. Every fighter sweats and becomes slippery through a fight, and every fighter has vaseline on his face so why come after GSP?
5. The fact that Penns corner had to stop the fight should have shut Penns mouth for good.
6. I, along with many others have lost respect for Penn even before the fight.
7. You have to question the quality of a fighter that continually complains before and after a fight.
BM- February 23, 2009 at 2:59 pm
BJ needs to accept defeat and quit acting like a little faggot.
Matty Bones- February 22, 2009 at 3:36 am
Right on mate. If the sport wants to last, it needs credibility.

This type of thing reeks of fixing?

How many bookies does gsp owe money to?

Why does he need to fix a fight?

Hes far from a true champion.

To be considered one, he must refight at least 4 opponents with zero grease.



Drunk3nMas7er- February 22, 2009 at 3:29 am
This is meant to be a regulated professional sport, it isn't street fighting you bunch of chumps.

Rules are rules - no vaseline on any part of the body but the face. You don't follow the rules, there must be retribution. It's part of the reason why JUDO fighters fight in a gi. It is impossible for this kind of rubbish to happen.

I've watched almost every professional BJ penn fight recorded, and never have I seen him unable to match someones ground game.

I once had great respect for GSP, but he's gone down the wrong road, and people who deny this are plain ignorant.

He is a plain coward, fighting someone from a lower weight class and cheating to gain advantage... cough cough ... pussy. Even if he would have won the fight without cheating, we'll never know now. A true champion would never stoop so low
mmafan79- February 21, 2009 at 7:45 am
nice and shiny after the commision wipes his body clean, then it shows BJ and hes just as shint as GSP
The Toddfather- February 20, 2009 at 9:16 am
I know some of you you dream of getting tea-bagged by this sweaty cabbage patch doll every night, but come on. This was pretty sad. Talk about grasping at straws.

“OK, how do we prove our case here BJ?”

“Hey, I've got an idea, let's make a retarded music video about Vaseline! Let’s repeatedly show a man rubbing Vaseline sensually on another man until the viewer isn’t sure whether he’s watching a video about MMA or gay porn.”

I hope he got paid for all that product placement. **FLASH** 'VASALINE, SLIPPERY!!!' Thanks for the education BJ, cause I had no idea it was a slippery substance... Slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery… Oh, and also, Vaseline is slippery.

Then go on to whine about punches to the back of the head? Number one, most of his examples were to the ear... Secondly, don't be a little bitch and try to turn your head so that his punches land on the back of your head. Here's a novel idea, defend yourself. Fag. Not only that, but I'm relatively sure he repeated the same fucking blows over and over again with his tacky **AGAIN!!!! AGAIN!! AGAIN!!!** flashy little advertisement.

Hey BJ, clean the sand out of your vagina and admit you got beat by the better man. The fight wasn't even close. What, you tried for a high guard all of twice in the entire fight? If it was close, I might give you some credit here, but you got the ever loving shit beat out of you. No amount of "Slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery VASELINE" is going to give a fighter that kind of advantage.

God I wish Dana would put these two back in the ring right now so I could watch his Cabbage Patch head get caved in by GSP’s elbows again.

I give this movie 0 stars. Don't waste your money (even though it’s free), the plot sucks, the special effects were pathetic, soundtrack was gay, the protagonist is a fat, lazy cry baby, and unless you’re a homosexual, you’ll probably find the gratuitous, repetitive scenes of man on man Vaseline rubbing as uncomfortable to watch as the Brokeback Mountain sex scenes, which I didn’t watch.
noquarter- February 20, 2009 at 4:44 am
I posted the song name a few posts ago. It's from the Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift soundtrack, called 'Six Days' by DJ Shadow Ft. Mos Def
Beyond Sedated- February 19, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I wish BJ would let it go...even tho there were some pro's etc that noticed it...BJ is looking like a huge douche. More importantly what was the song being played in this video ?? The song before Rush ofc.
mmafan79- February 19, 2009 at 6:15 pm
bj needs to put the same effort in at the gym as he does making propoganda videos.
Anonymous- February 19, 2009 at 1:58 pm
What gets me on this whole greasing thing is the NSAC hasn't even read the ACTUAL rules. It is NOT illegal to put grease on the back or shoulders. It is illegal to put EXCESSIVE grease on the face and body. Here is the exact code taken from the NSAC.

2. The excessive use of grease or any other foreign substance may not be used on the face or body of an unarmed combatant. The referees or the Commission’s representative in charge shall cause any excessive grease or foreign substance to be removed.
Neo- February 19, 2009 at 11:46 am
Dear Blow Job Penn,
3rd grade called and they want their whiny ass cry baby tears back you big bitch!
Neo- February 19, 2009 at 11:45 am
Please cry some more BJ you big bitch. WHAHHHH.. I got my ass kicked.. AGAIN!! Booohooo.. GSP would have stomped ur ass with or without Vaseline.. the same so called WITNESSES you have have also said that it would not have changed the outcome of the fight.
Penstate- February 19, 2009 at 11:25 am
hahaha i was thinking the same damn thing !!!
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