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[VIDEO] Bob Sapp Outguns Alistair Overeem & Mark Hunt in One Night, Death of God Confirmed

For the longest time, we thought Bob Sapp‘s muscles were an extension of his personality, which is to say, fake. Like, Spongebob Squarepants “Anchor Arms” fake. Sure, they looked realistic and everything, but we always believed that underneath all the state-of-the-art makeup and Styrofoam padding was a frail, perpetually horrified struggling actor who just wanted to do some method acting before everything spiraled out of control. Why else would Sapp fall to the mat crying as soon as his opponent even looked at him the wrong way? He’s a sensitive artist that has feels, that’s why.

Unfortunately, Sapp pretty much shattered our universe and proved once and for all that he does posses strength in that Rhinosaur build of his, via a Japanese arm-wrestling tournament that took place over the weekend. Although the tourney featured such actual fighters as Alistair Overeem and Mark Hunt, Sapp absolutely Lincoln Hawked the competition without even breaking a sweat. You know, kind of like how he collects 50k per fight to do the complete opposite.

The entire video is above and also features Kazushi Sakuraba, a Sumo in a track suit, and at least one advertisement that will give you the heebie-jeebies. So basically, it’s every Japanese game show you’ve ever witnessed. Enjoy.

-J. Jones

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Mr_Misanthropy- January 7, 2013 at 3:51 am
Gener- January 5, 2013 at 8:59 pm
Awe shit, another loss of Sak?
Kimbos Bread- January 5, 2013 at 11:48 am
That short Japanese shrimp who beat Sakuraba and lost to Overeem cheated every single time. I would have impaled his fucking head into the grip stick.
Lex Talionis- January 5, 2013 at 10:55 am
#1 yokozuna means about as much as s bronze medal at the special Olympics. Sumo is retarded.
RearNakedSpoon- January 4, 2013 at 3:28 pm
17:16 Bob Sapp is built like a frog.

Love the adverts in Japan, no idea what's said but still entertaining.
Japanadian- January 4, 2013 at 2:04 pm
That "sumo in a track suit" is Asashoryu. the yokozuna (#1) of sumo. he's probably only the best sumo wrestler ever. ever see a sumo wrestler win by leg kick?? Asashoryu!!!