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Video: Bobby Lashley Chokes Out Mike Cook

Look out, Bob SappBobby Lashley is for real, or at least real enough to choke the hell out of Mike Cook in 24 seconds.  Cook apparently came down to the ring wearing a lucha libre mask, which right there just pissed Lashley off something fierce.  The former pro wrestler used one overhand right and then moved straight into a guillotine that finished the fight, flattening Cook out and leaving him flopping around on the mat like a fish.  Embarrassing. 

Lashley’s now 3-0 and has a date with Bob Sapp on June 27 in a fight to determine once and for all who looks scarier with their shirt off.

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831 Son- May 18, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Stupid as Soup. All your insults have to do with are acne and parents. You worthless piece of shit. Im done arguing I already proved my point and your response means nothing. My opinion aint valid? Your the fucking rookie that thinks Lashley is the shit!! You fucking tool. Go read my posts again moron. So dumb, so dumb.
UFC fan- May 18, 2009 at 11:13 am
sounds like the pot calling the kettle black to me soup sandwich server.
Not that I have any love for the dude, but he has an opinion, and opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink.
So his is no different than yours...you are a nobody just like him so get off your high horse Mr asshole. At least he isn't coming in here talking about how many pounds of dick he had pounded up his ass like tuf gay or trinity, or typing in all caps talking stupid garbage like capslock hal, so save your venom for deserving targets.
Soup Sandwich Server- May 18, 2009 at 8:16 am
831 = MMA newjack rookster You're the only person in the world with parents that would've rather had a still-born. Keep trying to discredit Lashley, fact is, he's doing it right. Starting at the bottom & working his way up. He could have easily gone to a top ranked promotion & been the next side-show, but he's doing it right. He has size sure, but he's still taking on MORE experienced fighters with more pro fights and more technique under their belts. In only 3 fights he's destroyed 2 & gone the distance with a vet, (a shit vet yes, but a vet all the same) & he beat him too. This guy is only going to improve & continue to impress no matter how often a couple of no-talent, zit covered, dateless internet Marks like 831 Son come online & try to bash him. & Your opinion is not valid until you get out your parents basement, into the gym, & earn yourself a pro fight. Until then, you're still just some internet mark talking shit.
C-Bus Allstar- May 18, 2009 at 7:25 am
I'm with MDollas, that fight looked thrown. That guy was getting choked out and instead of trying to get his footing and getting to his feet, he flopped around like a dead fish. Wtf?
UFC fan- May 17, 2009 at 9:36 pm
"
cr_trinity Says:
Sun, 05/17/2009 - 18:18

How quickly did this new registration thing fall flat on it's ass?"

the MOMENT your sorry ass typed in the box.
831 Son- May 17, 2009 at 7:21 pm
24 hours after it started.
cr_trinity- May 17, 2009 at 6:18 pm
How quickly did this new registration thing fall flat on it's ass?
Harry Russo- May 17, 2009 at 5:49 pm
You know Monson showed him how to do that choke training down at ATT.
831 Son- May 17, 2009 at 10:41 am
Wow this may be the only time that me and Hal will get along.
HAL_13- May 17, 2009 at 10:35 am
I LOVE IT WHEN EVERYONE ELSE GETS INTO FIGHTS ON HERE WITH SOMEONE OTHER THEN ME. I GOT TIRED OF KICKING EVERYONES ASS ON HERE. I NEEDED A BREAK, AND NOW I GET TO SIT BACK AND ENJOY SOMEONE ELSES FIGHTING. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES EVERYBODY. IN ALL, I GOTTA GO WITH 831 SON. UNTILL BOBBY LASHLEY STARTS FIGHTING SOME CREDIBLE FIGHTERS, AND WINNING IMPRESSIVLY THEN I WILL NOT BE IMPRESSED WITH LASHLEY EITHER. EVEN THOUGH THE CHOKE WAS IMPRESSIVE ITSELF, IT WAS ONLY ON A NO NAME NOBODY. HE DOES HAVE ALOT OF POTENTIAL THOUGH, AND I HOPE HE DOES GREAT IN THE FUTURE.
831 Son- May 17, 2009 at 10:26 am
Wow faggot. My argument still stands strong. When he fights someone credible, then my opinion might change. Sure the "fish flopping" touched your pussy little heart but that doesnt mean it was a notable finish. Lashley is probably twice as strong as him and he pinched the dudes carotid artery thus resulting in Cook's little "fish flop." He missed the first punch, then luckily Cook slipped into Lashley's arm. You moron you suck at evaluating skill.

Soup Sandwich Server- May 17, 2009 at 9:36 am
@ 831 Son... your half witted angry little rant there just proves you're a Mark. I've been watching & following MMA since before UFC 1, and I've NEVER seen the body shut down & fish flop like Cook's did. That's impressive, & even more so when you add the fact Cook was fresh, no previous damage. just squeezed his head like your mom does the zits on your back SON. tell your sister I said 'hi'
LukeTheDuke- May 17, 2009 at 7:40 am
@ 831 Son,
You have little respect for fighters, this is evident by your ignorance.
HAL_13- May 17, 2009 at 4:41 am
@AUSSIEJOSH, IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN. LASHLEY WOULD NOT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST LESNAR. IF THAT DIP SHIT JASON GUIDA CAN TAKE LASHLEY TO A 3 ROUND DECISION THEN WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK THAT LASHLEY COULD EVEN SCRATCH THE SURFACE WITH LESNAR. SHIT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN SON. GIVE IT UP, AND QUIT DREAMING ABOUT SUCH A FAIRY TALE FOR YOURSELF.
HAL_13- May 17, 2009 at 4:32 am
BOBBY LASHLEY WOULD EAT THE HEAD RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF FEDORS BIG FAT RUSSIAN COWARD SHOULDERS, AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO SAY ABOUT THAT, AND THATS THAT FOLKS, AND THATS THAT. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT........
Blumpkin- May 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm
why cant we all just get along and give each other blumpkins!!!
?CM- May 16, 2009 at 9:33 pm
@CAPS LOCK HAL
that's it bitch. That was the final blow to my patience. You called Fedor a coward and you misspelled 'Russian'.
This means only one thing - I'm gonna fight you bitch. I'll beat the shit out of you, just name when and where and I'll fuck you up, son, you got nothing on me.
AussieJosh- May 16, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Lashley may have been a roidhead! but i dont think so now! he wants in the UFC and he knows he cant get away with it there! I want him in so he can Smash Brock!
Mdollas- May 16, 2009 at 7:38 pm
word^^ triangles, darce, anaconda are a few of my fav's
dbiggles- May 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm
true that most people tap from a guillotine because it hurts like hell. Most people go out from blood chokes because they don't hurt and you can still breath and they are in my opinion much more effective
Dana White- May 16, 2009 at 6:20 pm
FAKE
Mdollas- May 16, 2009 at 5:15 pm
No, and i roll jiu jitsu, iv never passed out instantly from somone putting a fuckin guilliotine on lmao. Thanks though. I think that guy was just a lazy P.O.S who didnt attempt any escape and flailed like a bitch.
dbiggles- May 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm
@ mdollas

Have you ever been choked out ? People do weird shit snore, cough and even laugh. and then they wake up like wtf just happened
Lysol- May 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Recap Lashley's career so far:

3-0
2 of those wins we find out absolutely nothing about Lashley because he destroyed the nobody he was fighting in under a minute
1 of those wins he looked like a trainwreck against a mediocre opponent.

Yet I am suppossed to believe he's legit?
831 Son- May 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@ Soup Sandwich Server, Your a fucking clown. You dont know shit son. I happen to give credible statements about MMA you tool. Ive been following MMA since UFC 31 you fucking moron. And this wasnt even impressive. Once he fights someone credible then maybe my opinion will change. He couldnt even put out Jason Guida's lame ass, and this fight he just used his brute strength to squeeze the dudes neck. How can you say he looked great when he missed the first punch then just puts some no name into a guillotine that he slipped into. At least hes kinda humble but whatever. Im an Internet Mark? You fucking faggot you dont know shit. Go play elsewhere you girl.
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