It seems like everyone is jumping on the mixed martial arts bandwagon these days, so it should come as no surprise that religious groups would eventually hitch a ride on the locomotive that was set in motion by the shot in the arm of popularity that The Ultimate Fighter show injected into the sport.
Based in Clarksville, TN, Xtreme Ministries was founded by John Renken, an evangelical pastor who is also the gym’s head trainer. The “church” and its leaders who preach and corner its fighters under the motto, "Where Feet, Fists and Faith Collide," attempt to tie together MMA and how Christ fought for what he believed in.
Seems logical, since Jesus was known for knocking and choking out anyone who tried to smite him.
Prayer groups at the men only church, consist of fight night pay-per-view viewing parties and training and sparring sessions. Sounds like a group of men who needed an excuse to give their wives why they should be allowed to hang out with their pals at the gym.
“I swear honey, Jesus wants me to train and watch the UFC this weekend.”
Its not always such a great idea to have Jesus in your corner- he distracted the shit out of Paolo Filho when he was yelling those "Flop to back! Flop to back! Butt scoot! Butt scoot!" instructions at him in his broken Portuguese.
Everyone knows Micheal threw satan outta heaven with a rear naked choke. in fact the name comes from then since they were in fact naked. Stange enough the term Sodomy comes from the same incident.
Oh, and in case you hadn't been there: chuckpalahniukdotnet is actually titled "The Cult". So i thought i was being clever.
Anywho, i'd like to point out that Jesus is definitely licensed to fight in Colorado, since he has bouts against Frosty, Santa Claus, and Satan. That crazy Jesus, always fighting out of his weight class.
Horror>> Yeah, i was following you on the Cthulhu Cultists. But i was trying to distract the commoners. Remember, everyone: Cthulhu saves. (It may be hungry later)
As for your avatar, isn't that from Fight Club? (So me mentioning Palahniuk wasn't totally out of left field?) Or am i smoking the wrong thing on 4/20?
@ReX13 Was referring to Cthulhu cultists...although I'm a big Palahniuk fan. I noticed your Cthulhu avatar in the forums; take a gander at mine next time you log in...
You make a good point. I also think having Jesus in MMA brings up a lot of questions, many of them Matt Hughes related. Such as:
-Does Jesus want to fight Matt Hughes for his continual disrespect to Jesus by constantly using the crucifix position?
-Would Matt Hughes actually accept a fight with Jesus, or since he constantly believes that Jesus is in his corner during every fight, does that amount to him fighting a training partner, in which case he would pull out the old Kos/Fitch excuse?
-Would Jesus try to hype a Christ vs. Hughes with trash talk, and if so, would it involve calling Matt Hughes a pussy for comparing himself to Esther?
Kind of creepy how many times he mentions "getting men together" and "reaching out to young men". I think this should be re-titled "Sweaty Dry Humping for Jesus, but totally not gay"
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commentsHe'd still be with us, though, if only Mazzagatti hadn't been calling that one.
why is it necessary to conduct missionary movements, i can't beleive we live in a world where we recruit people to support a religion
"They compete for a crown that will not last - we compete for a crown that will last forever"
Big old thorny headbands are not permitted in any MMA show I've been to, though
Blasphemy!
Oh yeah, and old fucking news.
Everyone knows Micheal threw satan outta heaven with a rear naked choke. in fact the name comes from then since they were in fact naked. Stange enough the term Sodomy comes from the same incident.
Satan already has a gym.....it's called Team Cesar Gracie
Anywho, i'd like to point out that Jesus is definitely licensed to fight in Colorado, since he has bouts against Frosty, Santa Claus, and Satan. That crazy Jesus, always fighting out of his weight class.
@ReX13: Sorry, I'm completely missing subtlety today. Yes, it's from Fight Club...
As for your avatar, isn't that from Fight Club? (So me mentioning Palahniuk wasn't totally out of left field?) Or am i smoking the wrong thing on 4/20?
The other coach will be Tito.
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