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Video: Chuck Liddell Gets Balls Wrecked by Mandy Moore

(See, there *is* life after fighting. Props to CagePotato reader Bjorn S. for the tip.)

Instructions for watching the new music video by UFC mark Mandy Moore, titled "I Can Break Your Heart Any Day of the Week":

1) Go to your iTunes and cue up a song that’s 2:51-3:00 in length. Perhaps "White Tar" by the Bronx.

2) Make sure the volume control on the above YouTube player is all the way down. Trust us, you don’t want to hear this mess.

3) Hit play on the video and on your iTunes as close to simultaneously as you can manage.

4) Find something else to do until about the 1:41 mark. Those blue toenails can only belong to one man.

5) Now watch carefully starting at 2:10. Mandy seduces the easily-seduceable Chuck Liddell by opening up her trenchcoat. Chuck gives her the dumbest drooling man-child look before realizing, "Hey, why is this chick who just caught me banging her sister trying to show me her tits? Uh-oh."

6) Look low, kick low. Oldest trick in the book.

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autumnsfall2323- May 12, 2009 at 5:21 pm
mandy's really done it this time...maybe its time for her to just give up on this music career..
haha this was so funny though ...I HAVE NEVER laughed so much in my life. hahaha you guys are crazy. made my day.
autumnsfall2323- May 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm
HAHAHA! ive seen it all..
Bill C.- April 26, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Okay, synch this up with "Bonita Applebaum" by A Tribe Called Quest. The results are epic. The groin-kick scene in question matches perfectly with the song.
angry little feet- April 24, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Wow. That was horrible. I'm pretty sure I would choose pushing sharpened sticks into my ears over listening to that again. Next time I will heed you warning CP. My mistake.
Nancy- April 24, 2009 at 8:15 am
I had no idea that UPS workers were trained in various forms of martial arts.
Johan- April 23, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I dont know why she dident just hit him with a right hand he has no chin
Andre's Pee Pee- April 23, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Little did she know, She kicked us all in the balls with that crap. WHo produces this shit? BTW, Chuck, I was on your side with each fist you ate, but man.... You need a GD manager and not a money hungry agent.
Phunnybonz- April 23, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I'd rather watch another 5 rounds of Anderson Silva doing nothing than watch that again. That was truly horrible.

WTF was Mandy wearing when she flashed Chuck? Looked like old lady slip and bra.

ROFL. Chuck paints his toenails.
Anonymous- April 23, 2009 at 6:33 pm
was waiting for the ball flurries.
Anonymous- April 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Cool. She wants to break my cock everyday of the week!
agentsmith- April 23, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Sweet takedown directly into armbar at the 1:03 mark though.
J-Dog- April 23, 2009 at 1:45 pm
The only thing worse than the song was Mandy's terrible lip synching.
Bas Rutten Says...- April 23, 2009 at 12:16 pm
She stole my trademarked KICK TO THE GROIN!
Robert M- April 23, 2009 at 10:59 am
what... the... fuck.... was that...?
Nick Diaz's Bong- April 23, 2009 at 10:33 am
Wow, the legendary Iceman had to use a body double. Check the 2:31 mark, any MMA fan can tell that isn't Chuck's trademark pot doesn't pop out far enough.... even my stoned ass can tell that.... Werd....
smashfacekillah- April 23, 2009 at 10:30 am
Thats some funny fuckin shit. She could have just gave him an overhand right or a left hook with similiar results.
mmmiles- April 23, 2009 at 9:53 am
Ok, the chuck-o-nut-shot was great, but why does this exist?

Writer's strike?
Clyde- April 23, 2009 at 9:51 am
Mandy, if you want to distract me, you'll have to do better than a dress that doesn't even show off your cleavage. If you take off a coat in front of me and you're not wearing lingere or less, I'll give you a swift punt in the cunt and see how you like that shit.

In the event you are wearing lingere or less I'll do the same thing, except in that instance punt would be a euphamism for my penis.
Oop- April 23, 2009 at 9:45 am
No wonder chucks been getting knocked out so easy

his balls were kicked into his chin by mandy moore.
Anonymous- April 23, 2009 at 9:45 am
I can break your balls any day of the week? Shouldnt that be the title of the song ?
Aenarion- April 23, 2009 at 9:44 am
Those lyrics were actually written by Anderson Silva. He wanted a way to express his true feelings to his "fans" after UFC 97. Little known fact.
breeze- April 23, 2009 at 9:41 am
the bronx? never.
Jay- April 23, 2009 at 9:15 am
I'd say Mandy's farting Chuck's jizz out of her ass right about now.
Armfarmer- April 23, 2009 at 9:09 am
If I had godlike power I would use it to go back to the moment that the 2:15 mark was recorded, freeze time so I have plenty of opportunity to get positioned and wind up, and kick that bitch in the face.
Rich S.- April 23, 2009 at 9:01 am
that is probably the gayest song i've ever heard..
also, that is probably the gayest music video i've ever seen..
and definitely, that is the gayest combination of song and video i've ever seen..
but i did chuckle when chuck got his nards smashed..