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Video: Confirmed: Alexsander Emelianenko is a Sith Lord

(Skirting the Unified Rules, Lil’ Emel uses the Force Choke to incapacitate his opponent)

For years now, fans and reporters have hypothesized that Fedor Emelianenko is some mystical being whose powers were not of this world — a Jedi, perhaps.

It seems that his younger brother, Aleksander, has similar gifts. 

Squaring off against Eddy Bengtsson at a ProFC event in Moscow this weekend, Aleks left his opponent temporarily paralyzed and writhing on the canvas by barely touching him on the face. 

The force is strong in this one. It’s a shame he left  M-1 and allegedly turned to the dark side. He could have gained the Russian Mafia Alliance a lot of money power.

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Squirrelnuts- April 27, 2010 at 5:59 am
@ Mr_Misanthropy

hahaha, Coming to America. Fuck yeah

"Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls"
boxofpickles- April 26, 2010 at 7:41 pm
what are the injuries? are they bad, is he ok, will he fight again?

"sarcastic lol"
dogpt3- April 26, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Alexsander doesnt have mob tats, and this fight obviously wasnt fixed, must be Jedi powers

BTW, nothing lamer than calling ppl bitches and saying you are first when you are actually second.
Winterblack- April 26, 2010 at 2:08 pm
That was pretty shady.
Joedirt- April 26, 2010 at 11:37 am
Gross. Just embarrassing.
Mr_Misanthropy- April 26, 2010 at 11:16 am
I like the way he acts all unconscious and shit...

"You're rents due motherfucker!"

"Don't you be pulling that 'fallin' down the stairs' shit again! Yeah, you conscious!"
ccman- April 26, 2010 at 11:10 am
I am shocked they did not try to say that Eddy Bengtsson once beat Lesner and carwin and a wookie at the same time while baking a souffle (which did not fall) once, therefore once again proof an Emelianenko is the greatest fighting force ever taking on all the greats in the universe. Those wacky russians and their false hype......
peckawoodd- April 26, 2010 at 10:41 am
Between this, the tattoos, the various hepatitis accusations, and Aleksander's ban from fighting in the U.S. it's becoming pitifully apparent that there are forces at work which we do not, can not, understand.

Emelianenko was born five years before the Chernobyl disaster and we all know that the force begins to show it's signs around that age............

Wake up, people!
Horror Fighter- April 26, 2010 at 10:38 am
Darth Hepatitius
DazedNConfused- April 26, 2010 at 9:41 am
Theres an interview afterwards with Eddy, he states when he got punched his eyes went all flashy and he didn't know what was going on. He insists the shot felt really hard and something felt wrong after he got hit.

Now he doesn't say it, but I would assume if he is telling the truth, that once he saw Aleks coming at him and he was all "flashy, and confused" from the jab, that he just pretended to already be knocked out just so he wouldn't sustain anymore damage. I could see that being the case in this fight.

One big reason I think he just fell and didn't want to take any more shots is because in the interview I am talking about he also states he's done fighting and this was his last fight. No reason to get more damage inflicted if you already sense your going to lose/a jab hurts you in a profound way/your planning on retiring.

All in all that was a bogus fight, the crowd should be pissed off, and Aleks should be embarrassed he's fighting such clowns. He is a much better fighter then he is setting himself up to look like.

It could be mafia/money related but Aleks really does look confused when the big swedish bastard falls over. In my opinion it's a case of Eddy being done with fighting, getting hurt early and essentially giving up. It's sad really.
Kimbos Bread- April 26, 2010 at 9:28 am
Well the Force Choke is a powerful thing. It's not limited just to the SW universe:

images.icanhascheezburger (dot) com/completestore/2009/5/19/128871995717490023.jpg

And similar effects have been seen to go even through a monitor and paralyze victims:

youtube (dot ) com/watch?v=7cKMYiG15nI&feature=related
SofaKingNyce- April 26, 2010 at 9:24 am
Something happend to his nose in the quick clinch so he faked getting knocked out.
cecils_pupils- April 26, 2010 at 9:23 am
One Inch Punch ala Bruce Lee? Those Russians got mad skillz.
+1 for justscrappin.. nice.
Kimbos Bread- April 26, 2010 at 9:21 am
*Samuel L Jackson voice*

Omelette Platter- April 26, 2010 at 9:18 am
i thought dive at first too, but aleks looks genuinely confused about the whole thing. so it's probably just that eddy is a pussy...
Fedor Penn- April 26, 2010 at 9:11 am
That guy must have been french to surrender so easily.
GUI-uh-TEEN- April 26, 2010 at 9:09 am
cooties kill...
whitey- April 26, 2010 at 9:08 am
afterwards the guy just lays there on the ground covering his face like he got ktfo. pathetic acting job.

i bet you want that brock painting too you weirdo
danomite- April 26, 2010 at 8:56 am
Well, that confirms it, Metichlorians are a sexually transmitted disease.
LargeMidget- April 26, 2010 at 8:55 am
Isn't it obvious?

The guy was taking a dive and just did a really bad acting job.
destinationblood- April 26, 2010 at 8:46 am
I got a chub around 3:10
Crap Factory- April 26, 2010 at 8:40 am
MMMM... Bullshit, this is.
Nut Puncher 9000- April 26, 2010 at 8:38 am
Glass Joe does exist!
Almost North- April 26, 2010 at 8:36 am
@pingu fuck that shit, hes getting shot for making it obvious
jimbonics- April 26, 2010 at 8:35 am
Is there any question how he got the Hep? Clearly it was dirty Russian needles.