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Video Countdown: Top 10 Fastest MMA Knockouts

5. Chris “Red Bull” Willems vs Akoni Nakila (9 seconds).
He may not be a big name yet, but what a debut for Chris Willems at Rumble on the Rock: Beatdown IV. We’ve all seen this video, but damn if it isn’t fun to watch over and over again. The only reason this fight lasted 9 seconds is because they danced around a bit before Willems landed that monster high kick to Nakila’s unguarded melon. Gotta’ keep those hands up, Son! The sound of foot against face is deafening and the slo-mo reveals something flying from Nakila’s mouth. We’re guessing it’s his soul.

4. Takanori Gomi vs Ralph Gracie (6 seconds).
Did anyone imagine someone with the name “Gracie” eating it so fast? After refusing to touch gloves like most classy competitors, Ralph goes for the standard Gracie takedown and gets caught with a knee. When his opponent’s mug hits the mat, Gomi decides to introduce him to his knee again – not once, but about six or seven times. It should be noted that Gomi could’ve knocked himself out during his jackass tightrope celebration after the win. Not that it would’ve changed the fact that Ralph got his ass kicked.

3. Joey Villasenor vs Hank Weis (5 seconds).
It was at King of the Cage: New Mexico where Hank Weis decided to focus on guarding himself from Joey Villasenor’s powerful right. Good strategy if Joey didn’t have a left arm. Weis makes his move, Villasenor jacks him with one of the hardest lefts we’ve seen, and Weis is in dreamland before he hits the ground. Lucky for ‘Ol Hank that he went down when he did – if Villasenor’s follow up right had fully landed, Hank’s head might have ended up in the ninth row.

2. Norifumi “Kid” Yamamoto vs Kazuyuki Miyata (4 seconds).
Everyone knew Kid had the advantage, but a handful figured the previously un-knocked out Miyata would make a go of it. Unfortunately for Miyata, he was too busy trying to stay loose when the bell started the match. Two seconds later, the Kid’s crotch is in his face and then he’s tasting the flying knee. Four seconds into the match – well, he doesn’t really remember that. Kid’s biggest workout of the match was his celebration.

1. Chris “The Menace” Clements vs Lautaro Tucas (3 seconds).
This knockout from May 2006 was so devastating for Lautaro Tucas that he has yet to fight again. Which is a shame, considering his crowd-pleasing style: Run at your opponent at full speed, then jump up as you fly in at him. Oh yeah, and make sure you keep your arms at your side and keep your chin extended – it makes it easier to ensure you’re eating the mat within a second. Gotta’ love the announcers laughing as they watch it back in slow motion.

Did we leave anything out? If so, post some video links in the comments section…

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Josh- May 31, 2008 at 3:43 pm
They aren't responsible for keeping the videos up you ignorant moron. It's called google, it's not fucking hard.
Anonymous- May 29, 2008 at 2:03 am
Even if sdf is an ignorant little kid, he's right. Half od the videos doesnt work anymore.
sdf- May 28, 2008 at 9:51 pm
HALF THIS SHIT DOESNT EVEN FUCKIN WORK U FAGGOTS
Rob P- May 28, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Sean Loeffler at TFA a few years back dropped a guy in 11 seconds. The video is on you tube. He destroyed the guy!
Huseyin Berik- May 9, 2008 at 1:02 am
I think Sami Berik 9 sec super KO should be in a chart

type it into google
eli- March 10, 2008 at 6:23 am
what, no lee murray? 04 sec. ko 4 ko's that totaled less than a minute?
rheindog- February 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Wheres baroni menne?
Jared- January 3, 2008 at 4:42 am
Aleksander Emelianenko is my favorite fighter, and to see him so chilled out and then rape that Punk-Ass in 11 seconds, Joy Joy Joy.
Ryan- December 26, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Ludwig-Goulet
HolyTaco- December 18, 2007 at 10:06 pm
It stings when the bone is sticking out.
BuGz- December 18, 2007 at 5:06 pm
great work on this post love the k.o's
Noah- December 18, 2007 at 2:34 am
It's a shame that videos are always gone so quickly, "We're sorry, this video is no longer available" What the hell is up with that? I guess they have to delete the vid so they don't get sued. Well damn, those MMA guys are going to lose so much money by letting a 5 second video be free on the internet. Oh well, the ones that I could watch kicked some ass, thanks.
beast- December 18, 2007 at 12:45 am
nice list. do more of this shit
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