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Video: Dan Quinn def. Bond Lapua Via TKO (Stevia), 1:48 of Round 1


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Last night at a Gladiator Challenge event at the Shingle Springs Rancheria — near the Red Hawk Casino in Placerville, California — Dan Quinn harnessed the combined power of the White Cure and all his departed angels to knock Bond Lapua‘s teeth down his throat. Lapua, who may have been making his MMA debut, came out like a house on fire, snapping some nasty leg kicks and landing a crushing right hand that almost ended Dan’s night, then beating him up a bit in the clinch. I dare you to guess what happened next, player. After a few well-placed power punches, Lapua Cro-Copped out of the fight, a thoroughly broken man.

The TKO over Lapua was Quinn’s second straight victory. Remember when we used to laugh at this dude for even suggesting that he could take out Kimbo Slice? Quinn vs. Slice, October 2009, no leg kicks, no takedowns, just throwin’ hands: Who takes it?

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Maitreyan disciple- October 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Maitreya needs to get busy and start stacking bodies like cord wood. He should come out to the UFC theme song, "LET THE BODIES HIT FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT FLOOOOOR!!!!!!!!"
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Mex- October 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm
How was his brain not pudding after that initial thrashing? Dan Quinn must have Homer Simpson Syndrome.
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FightZen- October 12, 2009 at 5:52 am
For a guy with such a big mouth, that was probably the most pitiful fight I've ever seen.

What a strategy.
Get pummeled. Hug opponents head. Throw three punches at fat, out of shape noob. Hope he quits. Dance!
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TheVC- October 12, 2009 at 5:32 am
The thing about Dan Quinn is while he may be an adequate fighter the guy toots his own horn so much that it is nigh on impossible to like the guy, People talk about his entertainment value but essentially he just does 2 or so daily video's talking about how great he is. The guy is quiet clearly mentally unstable he claims everything from discovering cold fission to having visions from God to seeing Aliens. I haven't seen the fight but was he as he claimed to be the quickest white light heavy weight of all time?

With this win he will no doubt be doing some more tooting and considering he can harp on about shit that may or may not have happened 20 years ago I'm sure he'll great great milage from this. But so far he has fought nobodies something he criticised fighters like Dave Huckaba for. (Who he ducked TWICE)
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Goat- October 11, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Shortly after the filming of this video, Dan Quinn punched a hole through Lapua's chest, ate his heart and a very please Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa shouted "Flawless Victory" from the crowd.
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Smitty- October 11, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Kimbo vs Dan...........
Dan Quinn via "MOM, the meatloaf........we want it now" yell.
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sp00ki kabuki- October 11, 2009 at 8:25 pm
the guy mighta been a can, but i still cant believe that quinn not only won that fight, but was released from the aslyum to compete.
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danomite- October 11, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Why does Dan Quinn not have his own wikipedia page? The guy only invented Stevia, is the only known white linebacker to cover black running backs downfield, discovered cold fission, was the Notre Dame mascot, and holds the guinness world record for being the most irish looking/acting human being on the planet. Maybe it's because a page just isn't enough for this man. Perhaps he needs his own show. It should be called COPS, or Dateline: to catch a predator. I'm not married to the title, i'm just spitballing.
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BigCountrysCholesterol- October 11, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Dan Quinn is to Kimbo as Stevia is to real sugar: Better than nothing, but not recommended in large doses. And batshit crazy. I lost my metaphor, but the crazy part is important.
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Josh-O Slicenett- October 11, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Dude... was that a real question? Kimbo would put a hole in Quinn's face.
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reddog- October 11, 2009 at 1:30 pm
fuck stevia. Its a cure for those with $ to waste. Wow, the meth monkey won against an amatuer. I hope he recycles these cans being thrown at him.
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ScrambledEggs- October 11, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Kimbo saw this and is making pure H2O right now.
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Walrus- October 11, 2009 at 12:49 pm
War Quinn!!!!!
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the glza- October 11, 2009 at 12:40 pm
you actually tagged this with bond lapua? really think we're gonna hear from this guy again?

one look from kimbo and dan's got stevia-colored underwear.
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