MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Video: Dana White’s Latest WEC: Aldo vs. Faber Video Blog

(Video courtesy Youtube/Zuffa LLC)

Zuffa president Dana White’s latest WEC: Aldo vs. Faber video blog is up, and besides the obligatory Pinkberry stop and hugs and handshakes with fighters, there are actually a few funny moments in this edition.

Here are the video’s Cliffs Notes highlights for anyone too Emo to bother to watch:

It looks like Round 5 is trying to get Dana to okay a prototype of an action figure version of him they did for their line of incredibly bad action figures. I’m not sure if they have the same guy who does caricatures at the mall do the concept drawings for these things or if maybe they commissioned the supposed award-winning sculptor from New Jersey that did chocolate Dana White to do up this non-likeness, but I doubt we’ll be seeing this version of DW immortalized in plastic on store shelves any time soon.

If you fast forward through to the end of the vid, you’ll see that contrary to popular belief about its demographic, the UFC’s reach extends far beyond Affliction-wearing, 20-something douchebags and has jumped the shark to the BDSM community. Seriously, who puts on a get-up like that, looks in the mirror and thinks, “Damn, I look good. I’m gonna go hang out at Pinkberry and see if I can’t meet Dana White.”
 

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Goat- April 24, 2010 at 12:14 am
Vlog sounds like something I got while I was on vacation in Mexico
fatbellyfrank- April 23, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Pull the string on the misshapen turd doll and it say's " Do you want to be a fucken fighter, well fucken fight", Oh and do all Faber's fans dress like that? and if so where's the after party?
HotPotato- April 23, 2010 at 6:05 pm
First!..... AAW ALMOST!
MediumRare- April 23, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Woah! What the fuck is going on?

Hey New-Ben, the link dump is always, ALWAYS the last post on a Friday.

I don't like change.
side.check.kick- April 23, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Introducing the Dana White action figure!
With five different insults and cuss laden phrases!
Do you have what it takes to rule the UFC?
Product of Hasbro Inc.


Mr_Misanthropy- April 23, 2010 at 4:27 pm
From the front angle, the bust looks somewhat like El Guapo taking a particularly thoughtful and satisfying dump.
doliveira1990- April 23, 2010 at 4:05 pm
cesar gracies sister has some nice.. hair
snowden- April 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Who's actually gonna be paying for the cards tomorrow??
Kid Clam Curtains- April 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Dana's on HGH.

PROTEIN POWDER!
HARJO- April 23, 2010 at 3:13 pm
That white chocolate Dana bust looks nothing like him. More like Eisenhower.
DeadPull- April 23, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Second first!
Slug Trail- April 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm
first!
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