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Video: Don’t Worry Guys, Gina Wasn’t Pregnant


(Video courtesy of YouTube/MMAHEAT)

If any of you were worried (and we know some were since we read the comments here) that the reason your *former* fantasy girlfriend Gina Carano pulled out of her June Strikeforce return bout against Sarah D’Alelio was that she was pregnant, you can put her poster back up above your bed and her pillowcase back on in place of your Empire Strikes Back one.

Gina says she wasn’t with child, that is unless you’re counting Kit Cope and that her mystery illness will remain just that.

Carano, who counts Ewan McGregor as “by far one of her most favorite human beings on the planet” told MMA H.E.A.T. host Karyn Bryant Saturday night that, contrary to popular belief, the baby she wasn’t carrying wasn’t Randy Couture‘s and the non-existent pregnancy wasn’t the reason she went to train with Team Jackson for the camp.

“You know, I tried to fight in June, but I had to pull out for some medical reasons. I had the most beautiful training camp with everybody up at Greg Jackson’s [gym].No, [I haven't revealed the health issue that made me unable to fight in June]. It was personal,” she says. “People were saying that it was Randy Couture['s baby I was pregnant with]…Yeah. It’s like so messed up. No. None of that. Thank God.THANK GOD.Absolutely thank God. None of that. Randy’s like my…He’s like my brother, or older brother. Yeah.”

As far as her new timetable for a return to fighting, Carano says that she hasn’t really had time to think about it since she’s so busy living the life of a Hollywood actress with the release of Haywire rapidly approaching in January.

“Now my focus is…I’m kind of a ‘one step at a time’ type of girl; my focus is to get this movie out January 20 and get on the other side of that ‘cos this has been something that has been building for the last two years now.As soon as I get on the other side of that, I can focus more. Until then I’m kind of like, ‘Ugh!’ It’s only a couple more months, too. So I’ve got a bunch of press to do and then I’m gonna get on the other side of it and just be happy,” she explains. “I am a one step at a time kind of girl so my focus is on getting this movie out…As soon as I can get on the other side of that, I can focus more.”

Let the irresponsible  speculation as to Gina’s “medical issue” by the Potato Nation’s armchair medical experts begin.

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Me likey- November 15, 2011 at 8:25 am
i am gonna kill that bitch for aborting our baby.
dthrckt- November 15, 2011 at 4:17 am
@cabj1905
you want to ban someone that misses a fight and does a movie?
that happens to have a cute face and big titties.
time to break through the barriers...admit you're a fag, don't be ashamed
or maybe not, i'm sure if i searched the steven segal threads you've said to ban him - oh...no? fag
ccman- November 14, 2011 at 11:03 pm
@taco, he try's but guest writers and MRuss and the "please use my question not your own" crowd train his mouth. All you here is "mmmnghdhgghh I said fuck my ass $fetcttgth they've gcgtfgt thhfcv dAna hop in gimme credentials nhrkrfytfgj ffrhjth vytogf"
AlFyiavb- November 14, 2011 at 10:45 pm
"Potato ban on this walrus until she loses weight and competes in MMA."
x2!
ThePeoplesTroll- November 14, 2011 at 5:00 pm
I'm pretty sure it was a mixture of lou gehrig's disease and the benjamin button syndromme
RwilsonR- November 14, 2011 at 4:56 pm
@ intercept - that sounds plausible. I bet that heifer could take some giant craps with the amount of food she obviously takes in.
intercept440- November 14, 2011 at 2:01 pm
i overheard a guy who overheard a guy in the clinic , who overheard a doctor who overheard a nurse... and they said it was because of Rectal itching
fatbellyfrank- November 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm
@myklhoey, I'm with you bro, how could you do anything but love Gina
ksgbobo- November 14, 2011 at 1:38 pm
I'd still hit it
myklhoey- November 14, 2011 at 1:05 pm
bunch of crack smokers, why or how could you hate on this girl, im still in love
Red Baron- November 14, 2011 at 12:46 pm
I take it "Get on the other side of that" is a phrase she, like, digs?
cabj1905- November 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Potato ban on this walrus until she loses weight and competes in MMA.
Fried Taco- November 14, 2011 at 11:37 am
@ccman - that's funny, he never complains DURING the sessions...
El Famous Burrito- November 14, 2011 at 10:46 am
Lupus. It's always lupus.
RwilsonR- November 14, 2011 at 10:29 am
Congestive heart failure, most likely.
Pen Fifteen- November 14, 2011 at 10:13 am
Ah yes, the thyroid problem, a staple excuse of fat bitches everywhere.
ccman- November 14, 2011 at 9:45 am
@taco. Bg bitches about your training sessions also, says he shits chimichangas for weeks.
Me likey- November 14, 2011 at 9:39 am
@sopapo
in latin it is called faticus bitchicus
Sopapo- November 14, 2011 at 9:21 am
sry i have no idea how to say it in english. in spanish its called "glandula tiroides".
Sopapo- November 14, 2011 at 9:20 am
The only thing that makes sense to me is that she had some problems with her gland tiroide, which would explain her weight gain and impossibility to compite because of it. She wouldn't have been able to make weight, no way.
Fried Taco- November 14, 2011 at 9:17 am
She was really sore after each of our many sparring sessions together.
ccman- November 14, 2011 at 9:16 am
It's all lies, it was my kid but the swimmers didn't do so well in the mail, and she lied and asked for tri-weekly sample for her protein shakes. Damn entrapping for a relationship bitches.
Stak40- November 14, 2011 at 9:08 am
Never realized how dumb Carano sounds.
humperdinkal- November 14, 2011 at 8:52 am
Gina Carano looks like a female Ashton Kutcher.
DangadaDang- November 14, 2011 at 8:37 am
The real question is, would Gina be willing to "fight" Karyn Bryant for the sake of our entertainment?
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