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Video: Ed Soares May Take the Piss Out Machida’s Victory Celebration, Should Lyoto Beat Shogun at UFC 113


(Video courtesy YouTube/MMAFighting.com)

Somebody needs to explain to Ed Soares how a bet works. Unless you’re Pete Rose, you never make a wager that favors the other team.

MMAFighting.com reporter Ariel Helwani challenged the MMA manager today drink a cup of his own urine if his fighter, Lyoto Machida, retains his belt Saturday night in Montreal against Mauricio "Shogun" Rua, which begs the question: Who is the winner in this bet?


If Lyoto loses, Soares is off the hook for drinking his piss, but his fighter is out a title and a substantial amount of win bonus-related money.

On the flip side, if Machida wins, Ed is going to be the guy at the after party nobody wants to talk to because his breath smells like he drank his own piss, BECAUSE HE DID. 

What ever happened to bets with consequences for the loser, like BG’s Ipecac wager with Fightlinker?

And how did Ariel get out of the bet without taking on some odds of his own?

Not sure if it was a slip of the tongue, but after Lyoto’s pops said he drank two glasses of his own juice that morning "because it was so clean," Ariel replied, "That’s great to hear; next time, I would like to try it."

We’re going to hold you to that one, Helwani.



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Charming Charlie- May 6, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I never knew you were suppose to refrigerate it first. That's the key!
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puhalu- May 6, 2010 at 7:42 am
@J-dog, How can you think they're just business partners? Did you get a look at the dude's glasses? The guy's a walking upside-down-pink-triangle.
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Ratel- May 6, 2010 at 6:51 am
Or, perhaps in the ultimate harmony possible in the universe, they are partners in all senses of the word. If nothing else, that would explain all the felching going on in their hotel room.
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J-Dog- May 6, 2010 at 6:12 am
Ed is referring to his business PARTNER in Tough Media, Jorge Guimaraes. I don't think they are homosexual life partners.
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J-Dog- May 6, 2010 at 6:06 am
I'm glad I wasn't watching the vid and reading this during my lunch break... this is just stomach-turning.
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Ratel- May 6, 2010 at 5:45 am
What a fucking nimrod. I certainly hope that Yoshizo is a widow, otherwise when he comes home he's gonna find his wife hanging from the rafters of the garage with a sign around her neck saying, "I've never been so ashamed, you asshole."
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rh- May 6, 2010 at 5:39 am
meh. You'd think that with all the shit that regularly comes out of Soares' mouth, a little piss would be refreshing.

rh
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David_Banner- May 6, 2010 at 4:00 am
Ben Snackwell, how in the hell could you hate Ariel Helwani, the dude is like the King Arthur of MMA reporting.

HAHAHAHA nice shagal, he must have got a little more then warm breath, the way Ariel cut it short at the end.
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Mr_Misanthropy- May 6, 2010 at 3:33 am
What the shit is with the voice-over? Is that Frito in the background translating? Most of the time Ed's mouth isn't even moving, so if it is him his ventriloquist dummy (could easily be Tito, or Jenna for that matter, wouldn't be the first time she had somebody's arm jammed up her shit) is off camera. I think if the jury is still out on Ed, the whole "My partner's been really trying to get me to do it for a while now..." pretty much seals the deal.

All I got to say is: I don't think I will find myself saying at the end of the enormous failure I call my own life, "You know what, if only I drank my own urine, I could have achieved so much more..."
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provrorsbarn- May 6, 2010 at 3:09 am
holy crap Im crying laughing...."he spilled"
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Haas- May 6, 2010 at 2:41 am
Yoshizo Machida is the genuine article. Standing in the background taking the initiative. CLASSIC !!!
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Big Ben Snackwell- May 6, 2010 at 2:38 am
I hate Ariel Helwani so bad.
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Frank Mur- May 6, 2010 at 2:04 am
P.S. would this video more fittingly have been titled, "Three Men and a Cup?"
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Frank Mur- May 6, 2010 at 2:02 am
A man pissing in a glass (then chugging it as if he just lost a round of beer pong), outing Ed as a "Bottom", and then the Ipecac Wager. Wow Ariel, that's some straight up Walter Kronkite style reporting. You're going places in the Media kid!
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shagel- May 5, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Ariel looks a bit uncomfortable when mr Machida pats his shoulder with his post-pee hand and then sprays him with that warm laugh-breath. I would too.
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fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 9:56 pm
@ drano, I hope we dont seriously eat it as well
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fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 9:51 pm
@ghost, see you there
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ghostboner- May 5, 2010 at 9:30 pm
And another thing, you drink the first piss of the morning right? Well what if you were moderately sauced the night before and ended up porking some creature from the bar and then passing out? Your first piss of the morning is gonna have some residual semen in it. Now you are drinking jizz/piss. Pjizzss. That is gross. Unless you are Ed Soares and you don't mind a little jizz with breakfast?
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dranokills- May 5, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Every doctor in the world will tell you that everything Machida's dad said was total bullshit, there is NOTHING therapeutic or good for you in urine. It is a germ free liquid, and in it waste from your body, if it didn't need it or use it the first time it will NOT fucking use it the second time. It is all mental with him, and it is all mental with anyone who drinks their own urine, it is nothing but sterile waste.
On the other hand, I hope you guys don't seriously eat your own shit, cause that stuff is the opposite it can harm you, it is filled with all kinds of nasty germs and stuff.

sidenote: I shoulda known Ed Soares was gay. his advantage is that if he really gets into that whole piss drinking thing he can take straight from the source, and bypass the cup. fucking fags.
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ghostboner- May 5, 2010 at 9:25 pm
And for the record, Machida Sr. is the awesomest dude in the universe.
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ghostboner- May 5, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Ok FBF and Medium Rare, I am going to RSVP for the poo party right now. I'm not promising to actually try any of the corn speckled nugget jerky, but I will be for sure downing a brew and watching with perverted enjoyment. I'm not a full blown poop eater yet, I'm just curious. Also, the Overeem piss connection was hilarious FBF.

And wtf is with Soares and "partner"? I automatically assumed he meant butt buddy, but then I realized he might have meant his business partner. Can we get a confirmation on what he actually meant?
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pioneer5555- May 5, 2010 at 9:23 pm
yoshizo looks like a pretty cool dad. the guy is having a laugh, he looks pretty young and he is also a karate master. i wish my dad was like that :(
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Ratel- May 5, 2010 at 8:32 pm
First off, Soares and his partner deserve each other. As far as the Dr. House attractiveness scale goes, they're both 3s and therefore are in the same league.

Second, I think if the video ran for another 20 seconds you'd see Yoshizo doing the Crying Game thing as he vomits the entire contents of his intestinal tract into a filthy public toilet.

Third, wtf dude?
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RaginAsian- May 5, 2010 at 8:12 pm
So epic.

Ariel's got a voice like his Disney namesake, getting people to whatever he wants.
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Mr_Misanthropy- May 5, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Joe Rogan has a field day every time somebody whips their dick out in public.
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