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Video Evidence: Brittney Palmer Wears Bikini, Plays Video Game Against Random Hot Chick

(Vid: Playboy.com)

Just a couple of days before the semifinalists in our ’2011 Hottest Women in MMA Grand Prix’ are revealed and we thought you could use a little scouting video. What you’ll find above is a subtle little film from the artistes over at Playboy where Octagon girl (and tournament two-seed) Brittney Palmer dresses up like a slutty Power Ranger and plays video games in the most sexually-charged way possible against some lady named Jo Garcia. We’re led to believe Ms Garcia is some variety of Playmate, but whatevs. When we saw it, we thought of you, Nation. Need convincing that this is something you should invest just under two and a half minutes in? “I’m so on top of you right now,” Garcia says to B-Palm at one point. Watch the vid, then come back on Thursday to find out who stays in the running for the big gold belt, the medal, the trophies, the oversized check and the wreathy crown.

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rampage01- April 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm
holy shit! that staredown was epic.
BONGTAR- April 20, 2011 at 9:44 am
slam dunk, pull out, re-aim, slam dunk, pull out, re-aim, slam dunk.....
ReX13- April 20, 2011 at 7:07 am
My bad, Nature Boy.
LOKI- April 20, 2011 at 6:41 am
Worst cosplay porn ever! Bitch dont even know that Melina is a Barraka face. Only way this video could have redeemed itself is if they ended up scissoring...
Spoiler, they dont.
Still hella would, both, simotaniosly, to da deth, eat whats left, make the rest into soap and lampshades.
Ric Flair- April 20, 2011 at 6:08 am
thanks REx, you really killed that joke quickly!! didn't even give it time to get some internet-mark upset and fist shakin... thanks bro lol
ExpectJesusBro- April 20, 2011 at 5:53 am
MS PALMER VIA TRIANGLE CHOKE. RD 3. FATALITY!
ReX13- April 20, 2011 at 5:50 am
^ I can vouch for Jo Garcia's vagina. ^
Ric Flair- April 20, 2011 at 5:46 am
Jo Garcia is a man.
skeletortoise- April 20, 2011 at 3:25 am
@destination, yep, there's a little nintendo in all of us.
"Don't even worry, don't even worry." That's what I'm gonna tell the cops when this dumb bimbo goes missing.
Carl Sagan- April 20, 2011 at 3:16 am
^^ Nah, playa.

That was without a doubt, terrible. I muted and stopped from raging.
destinationblood- April 19, 2011 at 9:59 pm
30 second mark "I love the PowerGlove, its so bad".....anyone?.....
RSparrow- April 19, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Girls are such retards, thank god.
smiledriver- April 19, 2011 at 8:12 pm
I have one of those stools in my apartment. I got it at Zellers.
skeletor- April 19, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Yeah each of them has a gut, and the one in the pink has a really pointy nose. I would hit it, but only if I was drunk.
macreadysshack- April 19, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Did a little 'fuck that safe-search shit' Google image search of miss Jo Garcia. LOL @ the OTHER Jo Garcia out there!!!
darciesdaddy- April 19, 2011 at 6:11 pm
ef ur gon post a comint at lest put some efort in anyway
Marno- April 19, 2011 at 5:59 pm
just gonna point it out there jo lost but she was using mileena and if you look at it closely mileena won if your gonna make i video at least put some effort in anyway rhians gonna win the hottest mma girl deal with it
RwilsonR- April 19, 2011 at 5:31 pm
@ Cestus - that's okay. I've got a feeling that particular type of clenched fist is used quite a bit more by Ms. Palmer for another purpose.
Cestus84- April 19, 2011 at 5:06 pm
I like how Palmer is a ring card girl for the UFC and yet has not clue how to clinch a fist properly.
Uppercut Magnet- April 19, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Horrible stances.

Even I wouldn't get hit by an uppercut from them.
Fried Taco- April 19, 2011 at 4:47 pm
Maybe Ms Jo who likes to get naked alot will teach something to Ms Palm.
Get Off Me- April 19, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Motion to add Jo Garcia to alternate list in case a current contender drops out(i.e.Edith missing a UFC event because she had the Chris Leben flu).
Every tournament has to have alternates right?
Panther2- April 19, 2011 at 4:41 pm
These ladies are dumb and dumber. I'll still hit it, but pay them to go away.
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