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(Video bought to you by Zombie Prophet, of course)

On the list of “9 Questions You Should Never Ask in an MMA Interview”, it comes in at number one. At first it seems like a win-win situation to spar with a professional fighter. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to test your skill against an idol; you get some entertaining footage; and, most importantly, no one expects you to actually win so there should be no pressure. Unfortunately, no one expects you to perform a Lesnaresque pirouette after every half-hearted love tap, either.

All joking aside, hats off to this dude for gloving up, taking some abuse, and filming it all in higher quality than 90% of the professional organizations out there. You’ve got to admire someone foolhardy enough to spend five minutes locked in a cage with Martin Kampmann, even if he isn’t really trying…at all. This reporter may be getting knocked down and tossed around, but he’s got a smile on his face right up until the final seconds of the match when he gets choked unconscious. What a story he’ll have a story to tell his mustachioed grand children one day.

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Metis- September 6, 2011 at 2:45 pm
As said previously, that's Arman from the Kill Arman show. The man is a master tailor and a wine and cigar affcianado. He had absolutely no experience in martial arts before he began making the series. He spends a few days learning each dicipline and then fights the teacher or a person picked by the teacher. You got to give props for him, after all who of us would like to go 5 minutes even with a not-trying-at-all Martin Kampman after three days of training?
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CungwantsCookies- September 4, 2011 at 11:48 am
i think that's what forrest meant when he was talking about feeling like a little kid trying to wrestle his dad.
HugePenisLarry- September 3, 2011 at 10:13 pm
In BJJ class we used to choke each other out just to see which of us made the funniest sounds when they were waking up. Shit was always epic.
GistoftheFist- September 3, 2011 at 3:22 pm
I think he's the guy who lost to Glass Joe.
Peetee- September 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm
He's not even a reporter, he's a master tailor, with no combat sport experience before shooting the "kill arman" -show, which, by the way, is awesome. Hopefully making it's international debut soon.
Fried Taco- September 3, 2011 at 1:06 pm
He's got the Koscheck eye-poke-fake down perfect!
dranokills- September 3, 2011 at 12:23 pm
"and now for my impersonation of a horse.........
oh wow was I out? really? dude I had a dream!!! I had a dream!!!"
fucking made spew my drink across the room.
At least this guy comes from the school of Kimbo slice, cause tapping out is for bitches.
However sputtering like a horse in heat is all the goddamn rage.
fucking classic.
Vanillagorilla69- September 3, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Wow, do you even think Kampman was going 20%? He could have slammed that mini man so damn hard with that double leg.
Mdollas- September 3, 2011 at 10:37 am
This is from the show Kill Arman on the Fight Network. Its actually a pretty interesting show, he fights some bad ass dudes.