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[VIDEO] Extended Trailer for “Fast and Furious 6: The Fastening’ Reveals Some Tasty Gina Carano Armbar Action

(“Dwayne, you wouldn’t understand what it’s like to go back to a sport that has been consumed by PED usa…you know what, nevermind.”) 

I was shocked to come to the realization that the first Fast and the Furious movie came out when I was only 11 years old. I vividly recall that a friend of mine started quoting the film like it was scripture in the weeks that followed. “It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile,” he would say whilst aimlessly staring out the nearest window, presumably dreaming of a life that involved less social studies and more drifting. We stopped speaking shortly thereafter.

All I’m saying is, my former friend must have been onto something, because here we are some 12 years later discussing the upcoming release of the sixth film thus far in the franchise. And while the extended trailer for Fast and the Furious 6 is almost unidentifiable from the trailers for any of the other films, it does contain some footage of Gina Carano that was sadly cut from the trailer during its Super Bowl spot. Mainly, this kind of stuff (gif courtesy of Fightlinker):

Somebody just went from six to midnight.

By this point in their car stealing careers, you would think that the characters played by Paul Walker and Sir Vincent Diesel Esq. would be too well known in the underground street racing circuit to infiltrate the ring of any semi-informed criminal boss. But that kind of basic logic is simply not to be found in the world of Japanese schoolgirls, bridge explosions, and The Rock. It’s a simpler world, and arguably a better one. Perhaps my buddy had it right all along. *looks out window, shotguns Four Loco* 

-J. Jones

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Redmoose- February 6, 2013 at 1:55 pm
This site used to be decent. I understand you guys only put out a few articles/stories a day. But trying to post shit like this because it is loosely mma related is fucking wack. I hope you guys are getting paid for this advertisement. Just some real shit things on this website, what the fuck happened?
cman- February 6, 2013 at 1:03 pm
The movie should be 'fast and furious, cars for those afraid of actually fighting.'
Clyde- February 6, 2013 at 12:50 pm
And now that I've gone from six to midnight it's time to practice my midnight to six hammerfists...
Mr_Misanthropy- February 5, 2013 at 8:09 pm
I've hated The Fats and Furry-ish since the first one came out, oh so long ago. Talk about a waste of something barely worth valuing in the first place.
danomite- February 5, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Has anybody seen pictures of the Rock lately? Guy looks like Bo Abobo from Double Dragon. As for Gina, she may not be the greatest actress when it comes to actual acting stuff but she is far and away the best actress when it comes to making realistic fight scenes.
teep- February 5, 2013 at 5:14 pm
The truth is that Vin Diesel bank rolls all the fast furious movies out of his own pocket so he can have a legit "acting" job.
NomadRip- February 5, 2013 at 5:06 pm
I want to see this for that fight scene. I saw the Bad News Bears go to Japan at a Drive-in. I was 8, so I didn't plow any chicks at that one.

I must see this for that fight scene alone...
The12ozCurls- February 5, 2013 at 3:55 pm
I knew you were young JJ but to put it into another form or perspective - Not only did guys like me and ReX actually see the first film at a Drive-In Theater, we plowed the chick we brought with us in the back seat, only before we went on 2 separate beer runs. Now, we drink ENSURE and have erectile dysfunction because we are so god damned old. Thanks for reminding me about that asshole. Pardon me while I take my daily Bayer Aspirin and chase these fucking kids off my lawn.
ReX13- February 5, 2013 at 8:06 pm
Where are my pants?
The12ozCurls- February 5, 2013 at 8:09 pm
In the trunk. MAGIC!