Behold, Fedor Emelianenko in his finest role, playing himself on a Korean TV show. The situation is pretty obvious. Some guy beats up some other guy in a fight, guy who gets beat up suggests that other guy fight his friend, guy agrees, guy is horrified when the friend turns out to be Fedor. The fact that Fedor happens to be wearing a signature Fedor Emelianenko Affliction t-shirt during the fight scene? Purely coincidental. What, you thought Fedor wore something besides his own Affliction tees in his day-to-day life? Get serious.
A more literal translation of this scene, courtesy of Nightmare of Battle, is after the jump:
First guy: Wow, you’re pretty good. Why not take on my friend too?
Second dude in blue: Sure.
First guy: Just wait a moment.
(A bunch of the blue dude’s friends come in the ring)
Friend #1: Hey, you looked really cool!
Friend #2: Hey, who is he going to bring? What if he brings a really good fighter?
Friend #1: It doesn’t matter, our guy is almost a pro! He is going to beat up anybody that comes out! Who’s he going to bring? FEDOR?? LOL!!! (pronounced hyo-dor-ooh in korean, you can actually hear it).
See, this is exactly why whenever I beat someone up and they ask me to fight their friend afterwards my first question is always, "Is your friend Fedor?" If the answer is no, I consider it. If the answer is yes, I force myself to throw up all over the ring. Then I can say, "Sorry, I would but there’s all this vomit everywhere." In this manner I am able to avoid the ass-whipping and leave with my dignity intact.
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Thu, 04/30/09 - 01:32
first
Thu, 04/30/09 - 01:36
FIRSSSTT
Thu, 04/30/09 - 01:39
WHAT THE FUCK did i just watch....
Thu, 04/30/09 - 01:45
what is this Korean bully beatdown? wheres Mayhem?
Thu, 04/30/09 - 01:47
"See, this is exactly why whenever I beat someone up and they ask me to fight their friend afterwards my first question is always, "Is your friend Fedor?" If the answer is no, I consider it. If the answer is yes, I force myself to throw up all over the ring. Then I can say, "Sorry, I would but there's all this vomit everywhere." In this manner I am able to avoid the ass-whipping and leave with my dignity intact." Ben, give yourself a T-Shirt for ....COMMENT OF THE WEEK! that, and... "Friend #1: It doesn’t matter, our guy is almost a pro! He is going to beat up anybody that comes out! Who’s he going to bring? FEDOR?? LOL!!! (pronounced hyo-dor-ooh in korean, you can actually hear it)."
Thu, 04/30/09 - 01:50
What's the deal with Fedor pronouncing his own name wrong every single time. He should learn from the Americans on how to pronounce his name correctly, retard.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 01:50
I bet afterwards the dude bought Fedor and ice cream cone, they become BFFs and ride Korean rollercoasters together. I love how Fedor has the same same Panda-Bear-looks-really-cute-but-has-claws-and-can-F-you-up-whenever-it-wants kinda look on his face through the whole thing. That, and the super-lazy plop into an armbar. Think fedor telegraphed that move? ...naah, he's a professional! HYO-DOR-OOH!
Thu, 04/30/09 - 01:52
Ben(s)... that was some of the funniest shit you've ever written on this site.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 02:02
Re-enactment of the Fedor vs. Aoki sambo exhibition? When Fedor plays, he still doesn't smile.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 02:33
He killed the guy in the oregon shirt.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 02:37
Gotta love overly-dramatic acting! It's good to see Fedor diversifying his talents rofl.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 02:42
Hey Ben, do you ever get tired of people riding your nuts??? I really didn't think it was all that funny....
Thu, 04/30/09 - 02:48
more realistic than bully beatdown... and better acting.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 02:51
OB&I is either one of the Bens, or just loves the taste of their cock and the feeling of their balls on his chin. Change your name to Old, Bald, Irish and Queer.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 02:55
so fedor goes from conquering god with an armbar to maiming a helpless peon with an armbar?
Thu, 04/30/09 - 03:02
I do have to give blue guy credit. He lasted longer in the ring than Tim.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 03:25
Somehow Korean Soap Opera Bully Beatdown doesn't quite live up to its American counterpart...even with Fedor giving the beatdown. Must be just because it is missing Mayhem... Can't somebody give Fedor a decent role? How about Fedor playing Nikolai Draga...son of Ivan Drago, as he goes to get vengeance for his father's boxing defeat against the son of Rocky in an MMA match? Now that is what I'm talking about!!!
Thu, 04/30/09 - 03:57
It would've been better if instead of Fedor it was Kyle Maynard.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 05:20
I do believe that was the first time I'd ever heard Fedor talk... I thought he didn't know how.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 05:55
Ayoki is taller than i thought. and korean apparently.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 08:11
Fedor not in a sweater that would look gay on any other person? It had to be scripted.
Thu, 04/30/09 - 09:24
lol @ coachy
Fri, 05/01/09 - 06:38
The last Fedor topic got removed, so Im not sure I want to post on this one. hey Bens, what happened to the faggy cowboy in NY?
Fri, 05/01/09 - 09:05
Of course Fedor likes to eat pussy, he's not an MMA blogger. Oh.... thespian you say...
Fri, 05/01/09 - 10:26
And its Hay-O-Dore thank you
Fri, 05/01/09 - 10:34
I am fedors love child
Mon, 05/04/09 - 05:43
Fedor is a whore. I hope to god he never signs with UFC. He can keep on whoring himself out to all these gook shows. let the rice eaters have him.
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