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Video: Georges St. Pierre Beats Some Ninja Ass for the Google Nexus 7

(Props: Patrick Boivin)

Since his knee rehab has prevented him from competing until November, Georges St. Pierre has been spending his free time working on a new character — “Dr. Paul,” who can be best described as Jean Claude Van Damme and Bas Rutten having a three-way drug bender with Fred. In this new unboxing* video for the Google Nexus 7, GSP shows off the merchandise, then defends it from a trio of animated ninjas. Good stuff. I mean, I’m not buying that thing, what with the existence of the iPad and all, but still, good effort guys.

* “Unboxing” is a video pornography sub-genre that nerds use to masturbate between cosplay sessions. Freaks. You’re all freaks.

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UFCFightBlogger- July 11, 2012 at 5:44 pm
If GSP can fight Condit like he did the ninjas, Condit is going to be in some big trouble.
Ricardo Guitardo- July 11, 2012 at 4:20 pm
I'm suprised there is no reference to Anderson Silva in this article how you'd like to eat his schlong or tounge his ballsack.
Vunter Slaush- July 11, 2012 at 3:15 pm
All the women in French Canadia simultaneously came when GSP waived his fingers at those ninjas
Fried Taco- July 11, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Oh, and I have never done a three-way with JCVD and El Guapo. Not this week, anyway.
Fried Taco- July 11, 2012 at 2:53 pm
He stuck it in his ass! Who would want it after that?!?
XENOPHON- July 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Do you remember the last time GSP was caught sitting on the couch with a couple guys - it was all giggles, hugs, and smiles. Where is that hyper-link CP?

Ps. I suppose that was same when he was in the spa with men too.
RearNakedSpoon- July 11, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Surprisingly passable acting.