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[VIDEO] Go Figure, Michael Bisping and Alan Belcher Could Barely Keep Things Civil at the UFC 159 Presser Earlier Today

If there’s one thing that Michael Bisping knows how to do, it’s convincingly sell each and every one of his fights as a “grudge match.” If there’s a second thing Michael Bisping knows how to do, it’s make a bunch of promises about said fights that he has no intention of following through with. Set to face Alan Belcher at UFC 159 this weekend, Bisping has already made sure to check both of those items off his list. First, he promised fans that he will knock Belcher out in the first round — something he has promised ad nauseum over the years yet hasn’t actually done since 2008 — and at today’s UFC 159 presser, he successfully convinced us that his fight with Belcher really is a grudge match. Touche, Mee-kale.

Granted, Bisping is facing a guy who has been calling him out for years now, but it’s starting to seem like Bisping needs to hate the guy he’s fighting in order to get motivated — commonly known as The Diaz Initiative. There’s nothing wrong with that, but if Bisping was truly confident that he could finish Belcher so easily, wouldn’t it have been nice to see him actually take Belcher and Wallace Gilberry up on their bet? Knocking out Belcher would be impressive, sure, but knocking him out and costing his buddy a $300,000 Rolls Royce? That is walking away from an explosion in slow-mo and not looking back levels of cool. 

In either case, Bisping and Belcher made sure to get the shit-talking started early at today’s presser, and we’ve thrown the video above for your enjoyment. So check it out, then let us know how many times you think Bisping will point at Belcher’s face and scream “You’re dead!” come weigh-in time. He seems to enjoy doing that.

-J. Jones


  1. Fried Taco Says:

    Thu, 04/25/13 - 02:15

    The only thing Bisping can guarantee is that he is going to open his ugly pie-hole and pure stupidity will flow forth.
  2. Thumblaster Says:

    Thu, 04/25/13 - 04:01

    War tattoo's of johnny cash that look more like an orange wayne newton-fat albert combo
  3. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Thu, 04/25/13 - 09:35

    I'm actually changing my mind about this Bisping fellow. He's such a cocky douche bag that it is INCREDIBLY satisfying when he gets his ass handed to him. He is providing a valuable service.
  4. masterbaitntackle Says:

    Fri, 04/26/13 - 05:58

    I pray that Belcher channels his inner Hendo this Saturday against that limey bastard....AMERICAAAAAA....FUCK YEAH!
  5. realfighterfan Says:

    Sat, 04/27/13 - 02:49

    Belcher deserves to win this fight over MMA's biggest douch'bag Spitsbing
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