How appropriate is it that a man nicknamed “The Predator” would referee a match-up of giant, pedophillic mustaches?
Now that Movember has passed us by, this bit of MMA-themed mustache hilarity comes to us courtesy of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, which has been known to cater to the stars of the octagon before. Featuring the long awaited World Heavyweight Handlebar Championship bout between Herman Cain‘s pencil thin soup strainer and Mario Mario‘s plumber stache, the fight quickly devolved into the sloppiest slugfest we’ve seen this side of Hunt/Rothwell.
As always, Luigi had to step in and save Mario’s ass. And it’s clear that during the commercial break, Mario’s mustache resorted to the ultimate dirty tactic, no, not the transparent kick to the balls, we’re talking about the Bob-Omb. Though his facial hair won the battle, Mario was inappropriately fondled by Cain backstage, so we all know who won the war.
We’re just happy that Fallon managed to make it a whole sketch without cracking up.