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Video: How to Get Brock Lesnar Off of You, by Cain Velasquez

(Sable is furiously taking notes. Props: ESPN the Magazinee)

In a related story, Cain Velasquez had shoulder surgery yesterday to repair the torn rotator cuff that he sustained in his fight against Brock Lesnar at UFC 121 in October. (Junior Dos Santos remains skeptical.) The surgery was a success, and Velasquez will be ready to return to action in 6-8 months.

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NinjaNerd8- January 14, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Well, that was boring.
Buff Frank Mir- January 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Poor Mike Pyle I bet thats every day in gym he never gets to be on the offense, he is always the practice dummy.
Sudos KFC- January 14, 2011 at 12:41 pm
this pasty white ginger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>loki

nesbitt- January 14, 2011 at 9:55 am
was that Mike Kyle in that vid too?
RwilsonR- January 14, 2011 at 9:32 am
Cain comio tamales demasiados para La Navidad, y ahora a crecido tetas.
LOKI- January 14, 2011 at 9:28 am
mexican farmer's tan > pastey white ginger

Also:"Yes we a whole tray of lasagna!"
Titos Head- January 14, 2011 at 8:47 am
But remember what GSP said. You really don't have to look ripped! you just look that way for the fans and to be marketable. Fedor isnt very ripped, but a couple years ago he was ripping peoples heads off. Cains a bad mofo regardless.
destinationblood- January 14, 2011 at 8:40 am
it must suck for fighters, normally whenever you see them theyre ripped and sucked out from a training camp..then a few weeks later someone needs you for a photoshoot and youre 20-30lbs heavier from actually eating and enjoying your time off and everyone buttplug on the internet calls you a fatass..oof
se7ensenses- January 14, 2011 at 8:12 am
Michael J. Fox on percussion.
ArmFarmer- January 14, 2011 at 7:47 am
He looks exaclty the same as he always does?? He's always got fat on him.

What bothers me is the brown pride tattoo.. not for the usual reasons.. but because brown pride looks really awkward when written accross a pasty ass white chest. (1:37 mark)
LordCoSaX- January 14, 2011 at 7:37 am
Yeah he really looks fat thats scary, he needs to get back to training ASAP.
BONGTAR- January 14, 2011 at 7:34 am
Looks like the curse of the Schoonover titties has struck!!
the silver hawaiian- January 14, 2011 at 7:30 am
Great caption.