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I’m not a “gamer,” let alone a Gears of War fanatic, so it took me a few viewings to understand what in the hell was happening in this video. But here’s what I’ve gathered: Tomorrow night on Spike, there will be a half-hour special where a quintet of hardcore video game nerds do a little competitive cosplay, with the winner getting a chance to play Gears of War 2 before it’s released in stores. And this is being presented as something that you might want to spend your time watching. Oh, and, UFC heavyweight/TUF 8 coach Frank Mir shows up as a celebrity trainer, though he uses his role mainly to shoot his team in the head and laugh at them.

You know, if Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira was brought in as a trainer, he’d probably invite some guest coaches who actually knew a few things about combat strategy, do his best to help his team achieve their goals, then organize a family-style dinner. But hey, different people have different coaching styles. Anyway, the concept’s pretty ‘tarded. Maybe not ‘tarded on the level of what movies would be like if the characters had cell phones, but ‘tarded nonetheless.

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Piss in my own fruit tray- November 4, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Frank Mir....he fits right in with those nerds....all he needed was Junie to come out and break one of their arms so they could really have something to laugh about.
Blackleg- November 4, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Gears is the shit.

FFS get on your ass and do something completely non-constructive Ben. (You guys gotta start signing your fucking posts so I know which one I'm chastising)
Fenix- November 4, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I am a "gamer" and I am a Gears of War fanatic, hence the screen name. But this show looks downright stupid. Wont be watching it thats for sure.

Anyway GOW is a crazy, bloody, full of action, F-Bomb dropping, testosterone filled guys game. Safe to say A LOT of you non-gamers out there would really enjoy it. Only on Xbox 360 baby!

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