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[VIDEO] Jason Miller’s Anti-Semitic, Mentally Handicapped Doppelganger Throws Tantrum, Storms Off ‘The MMA Hour’

(Trust us, when this moment arrives you will be doing anything but laughing.) 

When Jason “Mayhem” Miller was fired from the UFC, he was basically left with two career paths to follow. He could follow the path of guys like Joey Beltran or — to a lesser degree — Anthony Johnson, which is to say, recognizing his mistakes/flaws and trying to earn his way back into the promotion through hard work, a couple decent wins, and in his case, probably some begging. Or, he could take a page out of someone like Rampage Jackson’s book, which consists of complaining a lot, going on nonsensical Twitter rants, and acting like a delusional pyschopath at every possible turn.

It saddens us to inform you that Miller has apparently chosen the path of Charlie Sheen.

There are simply no words that aptly describe Miller’s recent appearance on The MMA Hour, but I’ll try to use a few: batshit, kerfuffle, delirium, wantwit, rudesby. Like sharting in a hot tub while on a blind date.

In a terribly misguided attempt to plug his upcoming film, Here Comes the Boom, Miller appeared on the radio show as his character from the movie, Lucky Patrick. But what began as a simple ruse quickly devolved into one of the most bizarre and outright sad things we have witnessed in the continually depressing downfall of “Mayhem” Miller. He referred to “Arius Heelwani” as a “Jew,” refused to break character or answer questions as to his current mental state (or perhaps answered them all, really), and vehemently stormed off the set 45 minutes short of its expected run time. As Helwani noted, Miller was clearly attempting to channel Andy Kaufman, but unfortunately came off looking a lot more like Crispin Glover.

Ariel was willing to play along with Miller’s shtick at first, but when it began to wear thin roughly two minutes in, Helwani tried to steer the conversation in a somewhat comprehensible direction. It is at this point that Mayhem decided to go full retard. I should not have to warn you about why one should never go full retard.

Helwani’s reaction quickly changed from jovial to concerned as he continued to try and “talk to Mayhem.” Suddenly, it’s as if we are watching a doctor try and reach the traumatic center of a schizophrenic child, and the gravity of Mayhem’s plight begins to settle in. After a few minutes of pointless back-and-forth, Miller became enraged that Helwani kept referring to him as “Mayhem” and stormed off the set amidst a cloud of cuss words and childish banter.

Ariel took a few minutes to collect himself and gave the following response:

Now, we understand that this write-up is only keeping Miller’s name on all of our tongues like he set out to do, but we are legitimately concerned for Mayhem’s well-being at this point. The fact that he wouldn’t even talk straight with Ariel when the segment was over should be the only indication we need as to the direction he is heading. We don’t know about you, but while watching the fourteenth season of The Ultimate Fighter, we thought Mayhem came across as a generally likable and intelligent guy. The fact that he’s let himself disintegrate into this is utterly tragic, and we sincerely hope that it doesn’t end in Miller harming himself or those around him.

I’m not normally one to offer inspirational words of advice, but I would recommend Miller take some time and reflect upon those penned by Marilyn vos Savant:

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. 

Best of luck to you, Jason.

-J. Jones


  1. Numa Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 09:06

    Sure hope he gets the help he needs... he has always been one of my favorite fighters...
  2. Fried Taco Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 09:12

    Chael can help him. Someone call Dr. Sonnen!
  3. Alan K Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 09:44

    Jaoquin Phoenix is not impressed, although it does kinda make me want to see the movie now, so mission accomplished, Crazy.
  4. masterbaitntackle Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 09:48

    If he is going the Carlos Estevez route, then I can't wait for his next fight where he shows up with 2 sperm receptacles to the weigh-in, bangs a few 7 gram rocks before entering the cage, loses in spectacular fashion, then appears on comedy central to get roasted by Dana Don King White, Michael Bisping, and Jeff Ross
  5. beef_kurtains Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:20

    der·e·lict/?der??likt/ Adjective: In a very poor condition as a result of disuse and neglect.
  6. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:24

    It's an act. He's just not very good at it, and I don't think it came off as funny as he had hoped. Not sure if the angry outburst at the end was real or not, maybe he really did get mad that his shtick wasn't going over, but I think the whole thing was a staged act. He's grasping to keep himself relevant and keep himself in headlines, and he's succeeding. The problem is it won't last forever. After 5 or 6 crazy stunts it will get old and nobody will care anymore.
  7. 2DaDeath Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:27

  8. The12ozCurls Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:37

    If you are picking teams - take Mayhem in the first round of your latest Dead Pool.
  9. BaghdadBob Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:39

    Helwani doesn't get paid enough, whatever his salary is.
  10. Austin3210 Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:44

    I'm not the only one who *doesn't* finds this "sad" or feel sorry for the guy am I? The only one I felt sorry for was Helwani. Miller clearly has been an important person to Helwani in certain chapers of his life, and Miller goes on some stupid tirade trying to be some ridiculous character. What he did was incredibly disrespectful to one of the nicest, if not the nicest guy, in all of MMA, not just MMA journalism. I used to like the guy, but eventually Miller will fade into obscurity, and to that I say good riddance.
  11. masterbaitntackle Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:49

    @ arm farmer: I agree with u....he is being an attention whore in order to stay relevant....the problem is that people stopped caring when they realized he couldn't back up his antics by winning....
  12. Sniffer-Piffits Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:52

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm Schizophrenic and so am I. - Mayhem Miller
  13. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 11:02

    The shtick and antics without the fighting won't keep him relevant for long. My question to Miller is.. once you do inevitably fade into obscurity, is this really how you want to be remembered? As the under-performing washout that suffered a mental breakdown and humiliated himself repeatedly before fading away? Get yourself together, pick up a few wins, retire with dignity and then pursue show business or whatever you feel like doing. Just my 2 cents.
  14. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 11:49

    At least he kinda did Ariel a favor by making a spectacle of the whole thing.. he's probably getting a lot more hits on his video than he would have with a boring interview.
  15. Lockefan Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 12:49

    LOL, sharting in a hot tub...
  16. J-Dog Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 12:57

    Mayhem is a douche, and his time in the spotlight is over. He may string another win or two together in the little leagues, but his time in the big show has come and gone. From here out, he'll join the likes of Lionheart Blevins and Dan Quinn. What he did to Ariel is inexcusible and obviously very disrepectful. Major douchebag.
  17. smiledriver Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 01:06

    While I do think Mayhem may have a mental illness, he needs to smarten up and unfark himself. That and jeez does Ariel handle this kinda thing well, he gets crapped on constantly from some real A-hole fighters and always remains a damn proffesional. Well done.
  18. Kid Clam Curtains Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 01:14

    That's what a manic episode looks like live.
  19. SquidInk Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 01:28

    Holy shit people are stupid. That was not a mental breakdown. It was an awkward and transparent attempt at a publicity stunt in order to hype the movie he's in. He knows exactly what he's doing. And he's succeeded at creating hype.
  20. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 02:09

    @squid, if you read all the comments it's pretty clear that the vast majority aren't buying his mental breakdown. I used the term to describe how he will be remembered, if you read further down I stated that it's all an act. Act or not, he will be remembered as a washout that turned lunatic.
  21. Vera Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 02:15

    He seemed off his face or drunk to me!! That was no act!!
  22. J-Dog Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 02:31

    I bet his part in "Here Comes The Boom" is no bigger than Hulk Hogan's role as "Thunderlips" in Rocky III.
  23. dipsetkilla316 Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 03:00

    wow how long was he really gonna act like lucky patrick i mean he acted like a child very disrespectful to ariel and everyone has hard times in there life but they dont act like taht
  24. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 03:26

    Hey A-reel! Quit yer whinin ya fawkin joo!
  25. DARKHORSE06 Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 03:44

    I couldn't get through a minute of this thing but I did notice something decidedly hua: Jason Miller dips AND guts it. That's badass. Tip of the hat Mayhem.
  26. Nippletwist Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 04:36

    the thing about mayhem is he tries really hard to be funny, but he's not really that funny
  27. Kid Clam Curtains Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 04:56

    He needs some fackin work on his bawston accent, that's fa sure. Does this jokah think he's a movie stah now? Fackin qweeh.
  28. bigredscot Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 08:20

  29. holeeball Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 08:29

    Ariel's jew friends should've ganged up on that prick on the parking lot and fuck him up. What a prick.
  30. holeeball Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 08:36

    yes it's an act but unless you're a natural like Sonnen you should probably rehearse it first in front of a friking mirror and ask your wife's opinion or something. Disgraceful probably describes her opinion accurately.
  31. dranokills Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:24

    I don't give a fuck if it was real or not. It was stupid. Hes a has been, and the movie is goddamn stupid. As is every fucking MMA movie, they are all a fucking farce cause nobody in hollywood respects MMA as a real sport and the only way to promote it is through crazy washed up, no talent bums like mayhem miller. Fuck him, fuck the movie and fuck stupid people acting fucking stupid. If it had been me I woulda had some big ass body guard whip millers goofy tobacco dipping dumb ass. I hope he gets high and jumps off a skyscraper.
  32. samclark Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 10:49

    It's a very sad day when I dislike Mayhem a heck of a lot more than Bisping.
  33. thegorilla Says:

    Tue, 10/09/12 - 11:01

    S.M.H... F.T.P!
  34. DARKHORSE06 Says:

    Wed, 10/10/12 - 04:10

    Hey Drano ~ What about Warrior? Apology accepted.
  35. ArmFarmer Says:

    Wed, 10/10/12 - 06:32

    Warrior was a cliche, unrealistic pile of shit. It could have been decent at least if not for the last 20 minutes. The final fight was retarded in every way. I actually liked never back down better than warrior. Some great acting, especially from the alcoholic brother, but that was all I thought they got right.
  36. JPfighter-DAMMA Says:

    Wed, 10/10/12 - 07:59

    I couldn't even sit through the first 2 minutes of that nonsense. I used to like Miller, and now he just seems desperate. He is trying way too hard and achieving shitty results. Dude needs to recalibrate.
  37. Buster Hyman Says:

    Wed, 10/10/12 - 02:41

    this is obviously a ploy by mayhem to act like such a pussy in the octagon and drama nerd freak outside of it so that people start bullying the shit out his lame ass but then in a twist of fate he brings them on a show where...wait that show got cancelled, he's just an idiot
  38. IronClad Says:

    Wed, 10/10/12 - 02:53

    The best parts are when Mayhem think's he has the upper hand by making it awkward when Ariel has to pause and regroup. Oh Mayhem, how do you do it? You genius.
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