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Video: Jason Miller Talks ‘Bully Beatdown’

(Mayhem discusses his opus with the KTLA morning news jackasses.)

I want to hate Jason "Mayhem" Miller’s “Bully Beatdown.”  I really do.  Not only is it an incredibly stupid idea that bastardizes and trivializes MMA and bullying (both of which are close to my heart), it also features Mayhem acting the fool for MTV.  And yet, after watching episode one (which doesn’t work when I embed it for some reason), I was actually somewhat entertained.  

Miller brings in Tony “The Gun” Bonello (who was bullied pretty bad by “Ninja” Rua in his last outing) to rough up a guy who’s been bullying his older brother while also paradoxically sporting a tattoo that reads “Family First.”  What follows isn’t even close to MMA (one round of grappling followed by one round of kickboxing is obviously some bullshit), but it is oddly satisfying in the way that seeing a bully get bullied always is.  Think of it as "Pros vs. Joes" with more personal acrimony and less time wasted on soccer and swimming and other nonsense.

After the jump, something only kind of related to MMA, but close enough.

(Props: MMAFightGirls)

It seems that Combat Lifestyle’s Tracy Lee went on "Blind Date" some time ago and the only people who had any fun were the people responsible for coming up with those clever thought bubbles.  The things we do for love. 

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Anonymous- April 3, 2009 at 4:39 pm
What soccer team did Tracy Lee's date play for? Did he play for the US National team or anything?
Crash- March 24, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I want to hate bully beatdown. Mainly because it is produced by MTV and 99.9 percent of their shows are trash. Mayhem will get me to watch this show. The guy is a riot. Light hearted and tons of crazy.

It's also nice to see some bullies get beat up by a MMA fighter.
Meohfumado- March 24, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Nothin like seeing d-bags with an overinflated sense of bad-assery get their shit pushed in on national TV.

Armbreaker- March 24, 2009 at 10:55 am
I really enjoyed Bully Beatdown, but I think they need to use the standard five minute rounds. It was difficult to submit the bully three times in three minutes. I also enjoyed seeing Big John. Mayhem is a good host. I will have my DVR set to record this guilty pleasure every week.
awesome- March 24, 2009 at 10:33 am
I love this. shit is hilarious. say what you will about mayhems crazy ass, he is entertaining as hell. when he rear naked chokes the tv host I was dying of laughter. i can't wait for the show. i was a skinny dude who took Jiu Jitsu and now I take down and choke or tap out wrestlers twice my size with relative ease. So I feel the pain of the beaten down.
Nate- March 24, 2009 at 9:11 am
The one thing that took me out of the show was Mayhems jacket in the ring. Was the air conditioner on? Even the dorky metero was just wearing a T-shirt. And Mayhem kept "popping" his collar or whatever while watching on the stands. It was really annoying.
kellenavalanche- March 24, 2009 at 7:49 am
Best part about the show by far was when "Mayhem" (god I want to hate him too) made fun of the bully for having a Hummer,while Jason's hummer, the one that he JUST DROVE TO THE HOUSE is in the background. YES!!!
TrouserSnout- March 23, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Did somebody cut a fart up in here ???
I hire a man to kiss BEEJay Penn to Hurt Tim and Maek Him- March 23, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Damn, this Tracy guy is one ugly tranny.
And as El Guapo always- March 23, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I actually thought the Bully Beatdown show was pretty funny I just couldn't decide who had better tits the ring card girl or the bully.
And as El Guapo always- March 23, 2009 at 6:57 pm
The only way that episode of Blind Date could have been any worse is if Tracy and Tim Sylvia were sent out on a date together.
N2IT- March 23, 2009 at 6:31 pm
that bitch is so ugly, damn...poor guy just wanted to tap that tore up stretched out ass a little....he must have an iron stomach cuse that bitch is grose as hell
Warcraft- March 23, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Bully Beatdown wasn't to awful for an MTV production.
Mayhem is a perfect fit as host with his crazy maniac laugh that he does(often) it really bring the the show together pretty nicely.

I was ROFL at this (bully)Dude who was thinking he had a shot at really winning against a real MMA fighter. Nice attempt but you got put in your place little country.
Anonymous- March 23, 2009 at 6:11 pm
i really wanted to like this show but after seeing it, it was too fake. first ep. was fukin retarded imo. two rich fagg0tz, i bet that "big younger bro" has never even hit that kid. he'll, they probably aren't even brothers.
Marcer- March 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Just to think.... Every time Tracy updated her site or posted a message on sherdog.... She was NAKED.

Fuck you, I dont think she's bad.
ftg314- March 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Great transition.

They go from Bully beatdown to "Rhiana news"

Maybe GSP can go teach Chris Brown some manners. I'd watch that.
Gelatinous BLOB- March 23, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Good to see Big John is finding work!!
Anonymous- March 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Tracey Lee has gotten fat..
Rxdrug- March 23, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Tracy is pretty ugly for an asian girl. 5 1/2 / 10 at best. Shes got plastic boobs, no ass, and a weird face.
Vinnie- March 23, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Tracy is UGLY!!!! Even with some #2's!! Hope she reads this!!! lol
Douchey McDoucherton- March 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Tracy Lee is a nasty looking women. No tits whatsoever.
MKXii- March 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm

They had to dumb it down for the non-mma audience. They definetly weren't going to list every submission.
RickyRobbie- March 23, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Tracy is not hot enough to have that attitude. Actually, she isnĀ“t good lookin
MKXii- March 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm
RJeezys right, that kid deserved to be bullied because of his haircut.
Derly- March 23, 2009 at 3:44 pm
It was dumb how they said the submissions could be chokes, leglocks, and armbars, but no other armlocks.