I just hope you didn't spew your drink cause of my joke, terrible waste of a good drink. Get sober soon FBF.

And Rex, yeah your right, about time we all got to work with jokes about the size of Tito's head and Jenna's Vag,
I'll start "Why is Tito's head so big,cause its the only thing that stops his stupid little body from disapearring up JJ's cavernous vag every time he mounts her"
over to you

Ah Drano, fuck i love this site, gotta secret for you all, i'm drunk off my ass and just polished off a tasty bol,raise a glass to all you dumbshit motherfuckers
WAR CP

fatbellyfrank Says:
Wed, 04/28/2010 - 14:28

Robthom, take your point, we have a thing here in Australia called an AVO (Apprehended violence order) basically, takes pretty much nothing to get one applied, costs a shitload to challenge, and becomes a criminal offence if you contravene it. I was speaking with some legal friends and they say its basically part of a domestic situation checklist, get an AVO applied to partner or ex partner , whatever, and the partner is fucked, cant take any employment involving firearms, restrictions on access to own property, it goes on and on. So yeah, some guys get pushed to the brink.
Oh, and Drano, did you read your last post? your begging for a smart ass remark about your Mom and elephants and shit, just saying
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yes yes I was aware of it, but it's ok if he calls my Mom names its not like shes really on here giving a fuck about what he says afterall.
the joke about the mouse and the elephant is worth it.
mouse walking thru the jungle sees the female elephant climbs up to her ear and says "hey bitch I'm gonna fuck ya!" the elephant looks at him, realizing his insignificant and says.." uh sure sure whatever...so shes walking thru the jungle and the mouse is fucking her, and she bumps her head on limb from a big tree, and says "ouch!", and the mouse says " Yeah thats right... suffer bitch suffer!"
my moral to the story is robthumbuptheass THINKS hes fucking me, but in reality he is insignificant.

Dammit you guys, i have connection problems for a few days and miss this awesome free-for-all? Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

We've got all the extremes here, including one of the busiest trolls since TUFguy, and yeah--some of you guys do sound a little....naive?

Let's face it: chivalry is dead, and women killed it. Then they helped stuff it and mount it.

Does that mean i'm a he-man woman hater who thinks i can smack bitches and all womens is hos? No, but god knows there have been times when i wanted to shake the piss out of a chick.

Rob Thom: ". . . the type who will eventually try to see if she can trick you into doing it.

And then call the cops and press charges if you do."

Yeah, they're out there. You just have to avoid 'em, muich like women need to avoid guys that are actually physically abusive. Crazy is crazy, and you're better off not dealing with it. You can't get down to a crazy person's level--they will just beat you with experience.

I do agree in general with a lot of Rob Thom's men's rights outlooks. Whether it's domestic violence, child custody, or parenting roles, men frequently get the short and shitty end of the institutional stick.

But of course, this is not the place to discuss such things. This is a place for jokes about something smelling fishy here. +1 to that guy.

And until i hear the whole story, i'm on Team Tito Punishment. Jenna acted like he Shamrocked her, but she sure as hell doesn't look like it.

@ FBF, yeah its the same thing here. Thats kind of what irks me about it.

Girls wanna be equal when they have something to gain in the job place or whatever, but then they want to play the poor helpless damsel in distress when it suits them too. And its usually when it suits their designs to get revenge on you for something.

And I dont know about down under, but the state takes over pressing charges up here.

All she has to do is call em and tell em you shoved her (out of your face, it doesn't matter) and you'll lose your right to bear arms, you might do time, you'll be on probation for a few years, you'll have to attend and pay for every fruity little anger management/dealing with anger/conflict resolution etc class they can dream up...

They'll basically take everything from you and render you a slave.

While little miss sunshine moves onto her next abusive relationship.

Its a real fucking institutionalized rip-off which doesn't have nearly as much to do with saving some chick from her latest abusive boyfriend as bilking you out of your money and rights and supporting a lucrative legal/prison system.

But then they do that all the time in many ways, this is only one of them.

It saddens me that Skeletor and Ortiz are going through this. As a side note, those reporters sure do have brass ones don't they? It's more likely they don't have real jobs, and it's always been their dream to be able stalk someone in broad daylight, legally.

Robthom, take your point, we have a thing here in Australia called an AVO (Apprehended violence order) basically, takes pretty much nothing to get one applied, costs a shitload to challenge, and becomes a criminal offence if you contravene it. I was speaking with some legal friends and they say its basically part of a domestic situation checklist, get an AVO applied to partner or ex partner , whatever, and the partner is fucked, cant take any employment involving firearms, restrictions on access to own property, it goes on and on. So yeah, some guys get pushed to the brink.
Oh, and Drano, did you read your last post? your begging for a smart ass remark about your Mom and elephants and shit, just sayin

robthom now = sick fuck.

Robbo do pull that THOM out your ass for us ok?
stop trying to fuck my mother, she doesn't like tiny peckers like you.
You remind me of the story about the mouse who fucked an elephant.

I'd love to smack dranobrains around like a bitch though.

I think that would be okay.

And then make him watch me fuck his mother.

robthom = moron.

congrats you lived up my expectations.

@ FBF,
I've only ever hit a broad once, well in a relationship at least. It was more of a smack, I didn't beat her up or anything. And I felt sick as a dog after I did it!

I'm not a bully and I dont like to pick on people who are smaller than me.

I promised her and myself that I would never do it again.

When she pushed me again and realized that I meant it,
thats when she left me.

But I never did and wouldn't do it again.

Thats not how I roll.
But thats my choice.

I do understand how it happens though. And I dont consider it any business of the state.

She can leave, kick him out, adjust her behavior and/or learn to chose em better.


"So how can you say she deserves any kind of a beating? "

"Deserves" is relative.

But Its not that hard to tell that she's the type who will eventually try to see if she can trick you into doing it.

And then call the cops and press charges if you do.

@ Robthom. Whatever. If thats how you roll, thats how you roll. All the best to you and your lady friends.

@ robthom

whoa, settle down there champ. First off, nobody knows shit about the case. So how can you say she deserves any kind of a beating? Jumping straight to a "she's a whore and deserves every beating she gets" type shit is the mind frame of an asshole.

Maybe she is faking it, maybe not. You said it yourself, Tito, who is twice her size, should have left and not put himself in the situation.

"Nothing justifies hitting a woman..."

I've gotten my ass kicked by dudes that are bigger than me plenty of times.

Thats always been fair game.

Whats the difference?

I've even been beaten up by bitches bigger than me in grade school too.

I got no sympathy!
Didn't deserve it either!

Thats when I learned!
If you dont want to get your ass kicked, be prepared and dont put yourself in a situation.

Fuck a whore!

If you want to be chivalrous, woopity doo for you!

Bitches instigating and calling the cops at the drop of a needle isn't chivalry.

And putting herself in that situation her whole life isn't romance.

Begging for and deserves every beating she gets IMO.

misanthropy - im going to award 5 points simply for the use of 'boist'

gameface- I hates to boist your bubble, but sadly enough the holmes could not even possibly be coming close to scraping the bottom of the barrel of human ignorance, that shit takes almost as much talent and self-discipline as being mother Teresa. On the other hand, Tito, if he's still kickin' it in LA County (I'm sure he was instantly released on bond) would be staying the night with some cats who are a little further along on the journey. LA County is notoriously a little rough around the edges.

I wonder if after he whooped her ass he acted like he was digging a grave in the middle of the room and then acted like he was dragging her corpse over to put in it. If not, he can save it for the courtroom.

i just dont see the same intensity from the iceman fighting franklin...

id like to think that tito is going to great lengths at this point to ensure there will be NO way that he will get locked in a cage with chuck. granted chuck isnt the mythical creature he used to be, however, if he were standing opposite tito as bruce buffer flexed the pipes... i really do believe we would see the chuck of old

Why did the woman cross the road?

- That's not the point, who let the bitch out of the house with her purse and her shoes? ka zing

@rlh61

it is sad isnt it? the gravity of how ignorant people actually are... never ceases to amaze/depress me

@Jmass...best troll eva!

I have to assume you are trolling, because if you aren't the reality of human existence just hit a new low for me. That's just too depressing for me to deal with right now...so troll-on!

fatbellyfrank

applause

Nothing justifies hitting a woman( unless she starts throwin em!) Real men just don't do that shit, but this is Tito we're talking about. I mean heres a guy who regularly proclaims himself to be Baddest man on the planet blah blah blah, Jenna would be lucky to be 60kg wringin wet, and he hasn't got the self control to keep his hands down? So much for the supremely disciplined mixed martial artist. Tito is a piece of shit, and so is Jenna, still doesn't justify smacken her.
Oh, and JMASS, are you really Fez out of "that 70's show"?

GAMEFace

shouldn't you be taking a truckers load all over ur face at some glory hole.

And once again love the insults

"Nanny Nanny poo poo Jenna is smarter then you, You are rubber and i am just cover in come."

After you dad was dune beating ur mom, what did he drain his yam bag down ur throat, is that y ur full of piss and vinegar

Come on let here another one of those great zingers you got.

Let my guess is goin to be along the lines of "his grammar sux and Jenna smarter then you, ur dad must beat ur mom, please tell me he does so i don't feel alone, i cry myself to sleep because the last time i remotely felt a vagina is when i touched a wet clam in the food store the other day" Come on fagget let see what u got.

LOL Why oh why does she bring the kids out for a photo op.
Just pathetic for everyone involved. You can always tell legitimate celebrities from scum... For some reason when something bad happens, scum enjoy their new found attention and parade their misfortunes for all to see. Real HUMANS keep their personal baggage to themselves.
Makes me respect Tiger woods and his wife for keeping their mouths shut and staying out of the spotlight as much as they did.

I've already won four t-shirts, so I'll just skip the attempts to be funny and say I hope this is all true and gets nothing but worse... except for the kids.

Haha, its like you don't know you are being trolled....

Douglas Crosby scored the bout 50-47 Jameson.....

drano, applause.

unfortunately weve established that jenna is far more intelligent the jmass

GAMEFace

Nice try with the insult, we all know i don't prof read when i send shit out, but we both know you got what i said so did the forum. So go cry like the bitch that you are or go ahead and make fun of my grammar what ever makes u feel better buddie. Just know when im stickin my dick in the warm, wet, tight pussy then her asshole then here mouth, just know ill be think of you; when ur jerking off with ur tears, because daddy beating mommy again in the other room because that bitch served dinner at 6:01 instead of 6. PWNED

and yes i miss spell that too, so go ahead Prof. Dickless Fuck, grade me on that

@dranokills

I would tell you to go fuck off or lick my ballz. But that was pretty fuckin funny lol

BTW: Who's been trolling TMZ for MMA news?!

:(

Might as well get an interview with blair butler's cue cards IMO.

JMass6112 Says:
Tue, 04/27/2010 - 03:33

Gameface licks ballz

What wrong GAMEFACE did i hit on sore subject with u poor baby. You can sit here and say whatever the fuck you want i don't give a shit. and as far as eating dick ill leave that to you i prefer the taste of vag, and i pretty shore you couldn't find a bag of asshole so i don't know how i would even begin to do that. And im laugh my ass off because i know thats what ur dad did to ur mom and you don't like it so now ur this big advocate thats going to stop men from hit hitting women, good fag. If ur goin to try to be insulting u should try a lil more like this. I hope you drop died at a family party in front of dear old that while he is back handing ur mom for getting him a worm beer
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Jenna is that you? DAMN YOU TITO!!!!!!! you hit her to hard, and now look she can't fucking type...GOD curse you TITO!!!! whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Of course she's pressing charges.
Thats what whores do.

And its been enabled and made easy because thats what the system wants them to do.

Whores are a lot easier to corral and manipulate than angry and potentially subversive dudes.

But at the same time if there was one dude who really asked for it and deserves it, its tito.

after watching all that shit 2 things stick out in my mind...(1) what fucking vultures these TMZ reporters are, geez bad shit is going down and your asking questions like someone in that situation gives one fuck what you think or what you want to know. repulsive.
(2) I just got through thinking the reporters are fucked in the head and this attention whore Jenna trots her fucking bastard children out for the camera's..." hey kids looky at the nice reporters they are here to ask us if we are ok, you know why? cause daddy beat the ever living fuck out of me, and hes in jail....no don't cry, SMILE for the fucking camera son!"
In conclusion, money doesn't make you smart, nor does it make you less of a fucking whore Jenna.

um... can anyone make out what jmass is trying to convey? i just cant make heads or tails of it... every time im fairly certain its english... another curve ball gets thrown in.... painful to read... the type of pain only a college education can provide. i guess he does win though... because im speechless

@LastEmperor: LMAO.. too funny

Gameface licks ballz

What wrong GAMEFACE did i hit on sore subject with u poor baby. You can sit here and say whatever the fuck you want i don't give a shit. and as far as eating dick ill leave that to you i prefer the taste of vag, and i pretty shore you couldn't find a bag of asshole so i don't know how i would even begin to do that. And im laugh my ass off because i know thats what ur dad did to ur mom and you don't like it so now ur this big advocate thats going to stop men from hit hitting women, good fag. If ur goin to try to be insulting u should try a lil more like this. I hope you drop died at a family party in front of dear old that while he is back handing ur mom for getting him a worm beer

u wud think shed be good at taking a POUNDING

I feel the need to call JMass the winner of this little skirmish. He's funny as hell.

@CCMAN

How can u as a father even look at ur daughter. yea she is rich but for getting one jammed in the ass, vag, and mouth all the same time and how do you have kid too, can you imagine what those kid are going to go through when they get to school. it not like she did a few movies

you know what jmass, im sorry, its not your fault. i blame your father who probably beat your mother in front of you... you just dont know any better

eat a bag of dicks, then find a sack of smashed assholes to suck on.

cheers

@gameface

go fuck urself. I never said i hit a women nor have i ever, i just said i can see y Tito did it. I don't condone it but sometimes i have to admit girl ask for it. And i would love to see what u would do if u had a girl in ur face spitting, yelling, degrading u. Motha fucker you would probably be the firs to slap that bitch.

MOST GIRL DON'T DESERVED TO GET HIT, BUT SOME STUPID BITCHES DO. And i know im goin to read about you in the news, it guy like you that flip and kill like 8 people because ur g/f cheated on you. so take it easy or go rub one out for fuck sake.

I swear, most of u guy think women are these majestically creature, they never do anything wrong, a women never gets out of line. they live on meadow and frolic free with unicorns, leprechauns and the fucking thing from the never ending story

@ Jamss..... good trump

Otherwise... how much of a media whore must you be to thank the PAPA-FUCKIN - RAZZI for their support??? seriously??? they are selling your whoa's.

Jenna has hit a new low, and that is not easy. wonder if Dad there spanks it to her movies.

JMASS, i dont care how much of a rich pornstar cunt of a girlfriend you have or have had, and i dont even care if she has hit you.... you never ever lay your hands on a woman.. the very fact that you have sympathy for him removes you from ever possibly being a real man. have fun living the rest of your horrible excuse of a life

@CCMAN

LOL according to Tito it smell like friction, ocean air, and blood, and taste like u just kissed ur 80 year old aunt thats been smoking for 90 years




I know im going to get shit for this "JMass ur a dumb ass how could she smoke for 90 year if she has only been alive for 80, what did u fail math too, go jump off a cliff" HAHAHA trollers beat u to it, kinda like Tito did to Jenna

@ Jmass.... something Tito probably couldn't descibe either.... now what a worn out hole in the ground surrounded by silicone looks, smells, tastes like??? he has that covered.

@PortlandMMA

Actually never been arrested believe it or not, just have had more then one g/f in my time something you clearly have never had.

Tell you what you tell me how to set my spell check on my work computer and ill tell u what a vagina feels like, taste and looks like

@TheArtof8Limbs

I am way more successful at the age 25 then you ever be trust me, im not write award winning novel i just jotted down some remarks real fast before with out proof reading sorry, i deal with CEO and Chairman that have worst spelling and grammar then i do so grammar really has nothing to do with it. Now your going to say 'blah blah yea right" so so forth whatever i don't give a shit. and as far as my hatred for women i can tell ur still a virgin that still has yet to even talk to a girl. im not say all girl are bad i love females been been with A LOT. what you have to realize, and one day when you finally get the g/f you will understand, that some girls are fucking cunts and sometimes they push and push to see if you will actually do it. So before u decide to chime in, your experience should range from more then a hand job you got from and ugly girl in eighth grade. I already now what ur going to say " ur looser, ur not successful, ur a bum, go jump of a cliff so we don't have to see ur horrendous grammer *grammar, and i have had sex with a girl before" yea rubber. So keep trollin

Peace

@Knee_strike

not shore if ur being sarcastic or not but thanks anyway

Oh man! Time to follow to Chuck Liddell's twitter. This should be good.

@JMass6112:

Please continue with the comments. Your posts are the funniest things I've read in months.

@macreadysshack

I wouldn't talk about grammar if i were you did u read this. But i do agree that, most of this people never dealt with a girl before just by there reaction to my post. and i not say i hate women. im just say there are a couple from time to time that are just cunt.

and how is life not my forte what the fuck does that mean?

I wouldn't talk about grammar if i were you did u read this. But i do agree that, most of this people never dealt with a girl before just by there reaction to my post. and i not say i hate women. im just say there are a couple from time to time that are just cunt.

and how is life not my forte what the fuck does that mean.

@MediumRare:

Good point.

Says a lot about the American "legal" system, and our society's "values" in general, doesn't it?

Side note:
It is illegal to pay hookers for sex.

However, if you film that shit and call it porn you're all good.

Moral of the story: It's not cool to pay chicks to fuck unless you film it.

So get out there and have some fun kids!

That camera man was trying to slide himself into the situation, so to speak...

Fuck Tito.

@ medium -
I was gonna guess that her upper arm being the same width as her wrists the cuffs slid up to her elbow and Tito brought in a circus of midgets to rail her and she demanded more money to do the scene and Tito tried to claim they were not midgets but elves and that Dana lied and said she wanted elves, and she twisted her arm trying to call her agent to demand a new contract guaranteeing that Chuck drinks too much cuz Tito would not lie. once her agent said she can not charge her common law husband she called the police for contractual infringement.

@Socal Tot

LMAO at the Tito on the stand.

Tito got confused after hearing so many dudes say "I'd hit that."

BTW- who would pay money to hear Tito try to articulate on the stand?

"Your honorable, I was self defending myself. She hit me in the head first. Exhibit A is my swollen head for the record- see the swellage?"

Prediction: As the story unfolds we'll learn Ortiz cheated on the gaping hole (Jameson) and they had a fight. We'll learn that Ortiz barely touched her (maybe grabbed her arm) and the gaping hole called the cops to get revenge.

Then the everlasting legal battles will begin. The lawyers will bleed Ortiz dry and he'll turn to pills and drinking.

Jameson will undergo way too much plastic surgery over the next 5 years and wind up looking perpetually surprised/terrified.

Just putting it out there so I can say I called it.

Wow that camera dude sure was concerned and comforting. What a guy. And that elbow definitely looked like it could use some bracing. Just about everything on her body looks like it could use a brace.

K, now can i get a comment of the week t-shirt?? i-pad?? guest collumn??


dammit, guess plus 1 will have to do.

@ Jimbo
Ok, I got 2 days.


@ccman
+1

ccmeng- Holla

Kimbos Brood- I know brah- shit makes good jokes, though. I really don't get off in a deep way from other people's misfortunes, it's all just part of the traumedy of life. So I laugh...

PS- I'm never serious unless I'm bitching about Strikeforce.

I am just shocked the 2 of them did not walk out of a million dollar trailer with a bently on blocks in the front yard

(can I get my plus 1?)

Wait!

Her arm looked fine in the video.

Shenanigans?

I'm putting the over/under at 7 days before the UFC cuts him.

Whatcha got?

If only they put a spit bag on Tito...

Vince Mcmahon just issued a press release.... "WWE TAG TEAM EVENT OF THE YEAR!!! TITO ORTIZ AND CHRIS BROWN TAKE ON JENNA JAMESON AND RIHANNA"

LOL the elbow brace is a sure giveaway that this is all bullshit. I live in Idaho where chicks get beat up all the time by their out of work redneck husbands and I can tell you I've never seen a girl go to a CVS after a marital assault and get an elbow brace. That is just comedy....

Awesome career idea: Paparazzi/ Ambulance chasing injury attorney all in one! Photograph accidents for tabloids, therefore getting paid to look for accidents! Represent hapless victims of accidents using your own photographs as evidence! Be your own expert witness, carefully describing events and your own photographs! Carefully plan and arrange future accidents to guarantee prosperity and career longevity!

Hey, ease up on JMass6112. English is obviously not his first language and life is obviously not his forte.

It's amazing how a domestic abuse story can bring out the loonies.

It obvious rich cunt make bad mistake. Of courss tito break her arm. non you guys ever had hard time with a girl i can tell just by what you say. when girl start to nag or whine about it you have to do sometihng right. otherwise your just a pussy. all you guys need grow up and have a gf before you start talking about tito.

@ Mr_Misanthropy

Here's a glimpse from my point of view:

It's hard to be mad at an odd couple made up of a washed up MMA fighter that was forced to get back into a company that despises him; and obviously born with a moderate case macrocephaly...

who's living with

... a wealthy porn star lover who was raised by a bankrupted, abusive father living in a trailer home. Her mother was a showgirl who died of cancer when she was young. She was also gang raped early in her childhood as well.

Tito actually went through with a fight? Holy Sh1t....

Wait, so in this "relationship" the skeletal porn sleeve is the "normal" one? Was there a reality TV show, and I just missed it?

Kimbos Breed- Of course there's a cure for altruism: its called the mewling, crawling, stinking mass of human filth that over-populates this putrid dying Earth. We are our own population control. Have a nice day, and lemme getta Hail Satan.

@JMass6112

When you built up this hatred towards women, were you two arguing about how you failed 2nd grade for the eighth consecutive time?!! I can picture you being the 15 year old jackass that cant fit into his elementary school desk anymore and had to be dismissed from school early every day....just in case you went crazy. Give it up bro, if you're struggling with spelling and grammar (not *grammer*) at this point of your life, just jump off a fucking cliff and spare us all from ever hearing your asinine opinions ever again.

@Kimbos Bread:

Fair enough. I'm rather altruistic myself.

However, I feel no pity whatsoever for wife-beaters. I'm not too sympathetic toward career trollops, either.

SHe never really tried to go legit acting she liked sucking cock.

I'm happy for Tito. The Huntington Beach Bad Boy hasn't won a fight since 2006 (doesn't count that he tied Evans in 2007) and today he finally broke his losing streak! Is there a better way to assert your "Bad Boy" status than getting arrested for a domestic against your porn star girlfriend?!? It would have been a low thing to do if he had domesticated Jameson and married her first but since she's only "The GF"- it's "Bad Boi 4 LYFE" status for Mr. Ortiz. It only seems natural that someone contact the Diaz brothers and ask when they plan on being cornermen for Tito now- they're bad boys too, right?

Tito versus the winner of Machida/Rua II, maybe?

@ RwilsonR

Yeah, I agree that the elbow brace may be a little over the top. But if you watch her little interview she seems legitimately scared and sad, so something probably happened. I find it hard to believe that a person who couldn't make it as an actor (I'm assuming that's how she ended up in porn) is able to act that well.

@JMass6112 Dude you are fucking hilarious!! Anyhow I am calling it right now. TIto will kill himself in jail, just like edwin valero...hell he cant beat anyone anymore, not even poor old anarexic Jenna Jameson! I bet he did it just cuz he caught her sucking off some old dude named Randy West!!

Plus, Jenna is wearing an arm brace, which every ambulance-chasing lawyer carries on them so they can take pictures of the "injury" that they can show to a jury. If anything, she probably called Tito a tiny-dick asshole who will never amount to anything, and said she has been cheating on him, and then tried to storm out, and he grabbed her arm to stop her. Then she has him arrested.

Wait a minute... why the fuck am I defending Tito Ortiz?!! Guilty or not, I really hate the guy. Fuck him. I guess I just hate his stupid whore just as much. Fuck them both.

thank you, i cant tell by ur post that ur have delt with a few bitch in ur life time unlike most some of there people on this form

paparazzi concerned if she was ok???? bullsh*t !
on a serious note, i am hoping the kids didnt see any beatdowns.

I'm not saying Tito should have hit her... but i understand.

@ JMass6112

Please use condoms... don't make another you

I really hate Tito, and always have. But like Jmass6112, I just have this feeling, backed up by no evidence whatsoever, that they had a fight, and Jenna had him arrested just to fuck with him. I just have an easier time believing that Jenna is the kind of bitch that would do that sort of thing and lie about domestic violence, than I do believing a pussy like Tito would actually hit her. I don't know why I think this, and I really have no good reason to, but she just seems like that kind of cunt who knows it won't be hard to sell a convincing story about her cage fighter boyfriend abusing her to the press.

Please let that be your attempt at satire.

JMASS6112, you can't tell at all that you've been arrested for domestic violence before.

Also, there is a spell checker on the comment box, when there is a red line under a word that means it's probably not right.

I no, i have grammer like a 1st grader with out spell check, and as for horrendous logic i can tell you never had a g/f. I'm not saying all girl are bad, i love female. But ur dealing with a millioniar porn star, you don't think she is a cunt.

Tito via 1st round armbar on his woman! Couple of classy individuals. Careful, or you'll get your dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

@ Knee_strike

I hear you. Iraqi civilians have my sympathy too.

I have this rare condition you see. I've been diagnosed with altriuism.

There's no known cure.

An elbow brace? What the fuck did he do, arm bar her?

@JMass6112:

Your horrendous logic is surpassed only by your atrocious grammar.

Dude's got da cancer/aids, brah! I'm tellin' ya!

Rampage's PR department is already on top of this. Tito will be on a plane to England by Wednesday to train for his $500,000 show-money title fight in 3 months.

Poor Ben...

He finally puts out The Potato Index, and then this happens.

I really wish that this family didn't exist.
It makes MMA look like a sideshow.

how priceless would it have been if the TMZ guy had been a big MMA fan and would have asked:

"Hey Tito, Let me tell you how you're feeling right now"

Funny thing is Tito announced to the world before TUF 11 how he was going to be teaching up and coming fighters the business side of the sport how to market & make a name for yourself etc ... I'm gona go out on a limb here and say this isn't what he was referring too, but who really knows what goes on in that bleached cranium of his?

"On a serious note, I hope Tito and Jenna all the best with them getting past this."

Are you joking? You don't "get past" domestic violence.

And save your sympathy for people who deserve it. Ortiz is a moronic douchebag, and Jameson is a glorified streetwalker and a disgrace to her Irish ancestry. You lie down with dogs, you stand up with fleas.

You want to feel sorry for someone? Try Iraqi civilians.

I'm not a big Tito fan never really have, but i can tell by the way they are acting that it's Jenna fault. Hear me out before you get all fuck on me. Honestly how many guy in here have had a of cunt of a g/f. How many guy in here have been push to the point that you alot most slapped a bitch. I can tell, just by here interview that is was here fault, if she was really upset about it and didn't desever it, she would have talked to that camrea man, with the whole poor me i just got beat because in a bitch thing. Now this cunt is goin to go around trashin him (not that she really needed too) making him out to be a bad guy, ill put any amount of money down, saying that bitch was nagging him, putting him down, and just being a straight up cunt and he put here in here place. Women that make or have alot of money are fucking cunts. eather that or she gave him a STD, and in that case that what you get for fucking a girl that have had more dicks in here then the entirer porn industry.

Hate this guy.

"are you ok?"

Like he gives a fuck. He's just shoving a camera in her face like all the men who shoved dicks in her face.

Oh well.

I guess Jenna didn't "tap" out fast enough.

did Tito armbar her?

Jenna's a skunk..

Half slut, have skank. Squirts stank juice as a defense mechanism. Once Tito posts bail he should go tak a tomato juice bath.

The altitude thins out the air in Big Bear... Tito probably just passed out from lack of oxygen while he was banging her and fell on her with his giant head. I know, I know, you say they're married and she should cut him some slack, but you would be pissed too if you got a black eye and a concussion once a week for five years.

Quickly....is it me or does Jenna's dad look like one of the guys from Dog the bounty hunter, not one of the team members, the guy who calls Dog when he needs help catching fugitives he's bailed out?....anybody?

I hope Tito has been practicing the "Mount Escape".












Edit:
On a serious note, I hope Tito and Jenna all the best with them getting past this. It's not fun for anyone.

Tito Ortiz vs. Cris Cyborg.

Look at father of the year sitting next to his daughter in the first vid.

I like how one cop opened the driver door for the other officer(his lover) before he walked away in the second vid.

He doesn't even have Affliction paychecks to blame it on.

My God! His head came out of the doorway 5min. before he did.

Sometimes these things happen in MMA. There's a lot of testosterone inside that house.

on a side note I heard Cecil Peoples scored it 49-48 Jameson

"both she and her twin 13-month-old boys would be fine."

tito's ground 'n' pound ain't what it used to be

odds are he couldn't even take Journey down

Joe Son VS Tito, winner gets Lee Murray

Somwhere a broke Ken Shamrock is smiling.

the myspace relationship curse claims another couple

FIRST, I bet Tito wishes he could say the same.

edit: fail.

Can We Say STD???

LMAO...couldn't happen to a better guy (maybe Koshcek)!!!!