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Video: Joe Rogan Drinks His Own Urine

The first few minutes of this video from Joe Rogan’s website feature the UFC analyst/comedian doing some moderately gross stuff, like cleaning out his recently-operated on nose and arguing with a heckler at a comedy show, but that’s nothing.  Keep watching to the 4:15 mark, where Joe goes on a radio show and describes how Lyoto Machida’s urine-drinking ritual has made him rethink the whole idea of just flushing waste down the toilet after the first time it’s gone through your system.  Then, in another gag made for radio, Rogan and the host both pee in cups and drink it down.  Am I the only one who got a bad taste in my mouth just watching that?

Dammit Machida, you want to throw your own life away by drinking piss in the public eye, that’s your business.  But now you’re affecting the lives of our most precious natural resource: comedians.  You know how impressionable they are; they’ll do anything for attention.  Please, no one tell Joe that Fedor smears bear semen on everything he eats.  Emulating his MMA idols is going to get that boy killed.

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cagefightmon- August 17, 2009 at 5:20 pm
that is quite funny!
greenseed- August 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm
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Dr Garbo Says:
Mon, 08/17/2009 - 15:05

I heard that he fills his bong with piss-water and smokes pubic hairs while upside down in his hyperbolic chamber, all the while listening to "sexual healing" playing backwards over a 7 hour loop!!!!!
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LAUGH OUT LOUD FUCKING LOUDLY
Dr Garbo- August 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I heard that he fills his bong with piss-water and smokes pubic hairs while upside down in his hyperbolic chamber, all the while listening to "sexual healing" playing backwards over a 7 hour loop!!!!!
cagefightmon- August 17, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Deviated Septum, my ass!! Years of Cocaine use destroys your mucous membranes . . . as you can see. Now Joe is drinking piss?

This is the life of . . . a weiner.
Chri534.- August 17, 2009 at 12:56 pm
The thing at the beginning of the video is basically a much more high tech version of a Neti Pot (I stumbled upon it here: greensboring.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=7887).

Last year I was miserably sick and stuffed up for about two weeks straight. I was constantly blowing my nose, sniffling, sneezing, and my ears had been popped the entire time. Out of desperation I turned to the internet for a remedy and found the above link which provides a written review and video demonstration of the Neti Pot. Everyone that I've told about this thing thinks it's disgusting, but it actually works extremely well. My sinuses cleared up really fast and my ears unpopped themselves within two hours (which was such a relief after two straight weeks of suffering).
Jackal- August 17, 2009 at 12:15 pm
it was later revealed that rogan secretly filled his cup with red bull and smiled knowing he had made another man drink his own piss.
831 Son- August 17, 2009 at 12:14 pm
^^ Shut the fuck up.
oiram- August 17, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I don't believe that he drank his own urine, if the camera didn't cut before he actually drank it I would believe it.
Clyde- August 17, 2009 at 11:51 am
First you drink the urine, then you win the title, then you get the women.

When someone makes the movie of Machida's life, that will be the opening line. Guaranteed.
Cookie Monster- August 17, 2009 at 11:41 am
i love joe rogan
sPeLLcHeCkEr- August 17, 2009 at 11:18 am
"Please, no one tell Joe that Fedor smears bear semen on everything he eats."

I'm never going to look at those Fedor ice cream pics the same way ever again.
Harry Russo- August 17, 2009 at 10:58 am
Urine is sterile. Your own piss can't hurt you.
Socal Tot- August 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
Hey Joe- Machida ate his own shit before his last fight for added elusiveness. It has to be the first shit of the day to be effective.
jimbonics- August 17, 2009 at 10:33 am
Welcome to the Machida Era.

THANK YOU JOE ROGAN!!
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