The first few minutes of this video from Joe Rogan’s website feature the UFC analyst/comedian doing some moderately gross stuff, like cleaning out his recently-operated on nose and arguing with a heckler at a comedy show, but that’s nothing. Keep watching to the 4:15 mark, where Joe goes on a radio show and describes how Lyoto Machida’s urine-drinking ritual has made him rethink the whole idea of just flushing waste down the toilet after the first time it’s gone through your system. Then, in another gag made for radio, Rogan and the host both pee in cups and drink it down. Am I the only one who got a bad taste in my mouth just watching that?
Dammit Machida, you want to throw your own life away by drinking piss in the public eye, that’s your business. But now you’re affecting the lives of our most precious natural resource: comedians. You know how impressionable they are; they’ll do anything for attention. Please, no one tell Joe that Fedor smears bear semen on everything he eats. Emulating his MMA idols is going to get that boy killed.