The first few minutes of this video from Joe Rogan’s website feature the UFC analyst/comedian doing some moderately gross stuff, like cleaning out his recently-operated on nose and arguing with a heckler at a comedy show, but that’s nothing. Keep watching to the 4:15 mark, where Joe goes on a radio show and describes how Lyoto Machida’s urine-drinking ritual has made him rethink the whole idea of just flushing waste down the toilet after the first time it’s gone through your system. Then, in another gag made for radio, Rogan and the host both pee in cups and drink it down. Am I the only one who got a bad taste in my mouth just watching that?
Dammit Machida, you want to throw your own life away by drinking piss in the public eye, that’s your business. But now you’re affecting the lives of our most precious natural resource: comedians. You know how impressionable they are; they’ll do anything for attention. Please, no one tell Joe that Fedor smears bear semen on everything he eats. Emulating his MMA idols is going to get that boy killed.
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commentsDr Garbo Says:
Mon, 08/17/2009 - 15:05
I heard that he fills his bong with piss-water and smokes pubic hairs while upside down in his hyperbolic chamber, all the while listening to "sexual healing" playing backwards over a 7 hour loop!!!!!
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LAUGH OUT LOUD FUCKING LOUDLY
This is the life of . . . a weiner.
Last year I was miserably sick and stuffed up for about two weeks straight. I was constantly blowing my nose, sniffling, sneezing, and my ears had been popped the entire time. Out of desperation I turned to the internet for a remedy and found the above link which provides a written review and video demonstration of the Neti Pot. Everyone that I've told about this thing thinks it's disgusting, but it actually works extremely well. My sinuses cleared up really fast and my ears unpopped themselves within two hours (which was such a relief after two straight weeks of suffering).
When someone makes the movie of Machida's life, that will be the opening line. Guaranteed.
I'm never going to look at those Fedor ice cream pics the same way ever again.
THANK YOU JOE ROGAN!!
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