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[VIDEO] Jon Jones One-Punch KO’s His Rastafarian Sparring Partner

(Pass the punchie pon the left hand side…)

Just two days out from his showdown with former UFC light heavyweight champion and bitter frenemy Rashad Evans, it appears that current champ Jon Jones has elevated his training level from Keanu Reeves to “Threat Level Midnight.” Believe it or not, his enthusiasm has had an adverse effect on the mental and physical well-being of his training partners.

Take the following video, for instance, in which Jones is matched up against who we can only assume is Nick Diaz’s pot dealer. Seriously, if we weren’t such knowledgeable MMA fans, this video would look more like the singer of Shadows Fall stumbled off his tour bus into what he believed was a cafeteria, feeling irie and looking for the nearest bag of Doritos Cool Ranch, only to be knocked the fuck out by a large African American man with hands as quick as lightning and twice as powerful. The poor bastard.

Well, at least Jon checked on him afterward. Let’s hope it got him some fans.

-J. Jones

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oijfgojfj- April 22, 2012 at 7:18 am
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Ricardo Guitardo- April 20, 2012 at 8:57 am
White guys should not have dreadlocks no matter how much pot you smoke mmmmk?
Alan K- April 19, 2012 at 2:01 pm
"Just fight around the corpse, Jon."
SonOfSerbia- April 19, 2012 at 1:30 pm
weed is a gateway drug...a gateway to getting your ass beat by Jackson's fighters...first Diaz, now this guy, what's next Greg Jackson vs Eddie Bravo?
ArmFarmer- April 19, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Good thing it wasn't Rashad that hit him. He'd be dead.
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- April 19, 2012 at 12:51 pm
'Let's bail on this whole angry scene'
holeeball- April 19, 2012 at 12:15 pm
"Fuck that guy! Get up and finish the round, there are no fans to be made here."
danomite- April 19, 2012 at 12:06 pm
Looks like Jon Jones has a 'pocket full of kryptonite'
Kid Clam Curtains- April 19, 2012 at 1:46 pm
danomite- April 19, 2012 at 12:05 pm
In all fairness, I'm pretty sure I could KO the guy from the spindoctors too.
2Dogs- April 20, 2012 at 1:37 am
The12ozCurls- April 19, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Two Princes gave you 2 thumbs up.
dipsetkilla316- April 19, 2012 at 11:24 am
Yo lokI r u retarted Jon dropped machida but oh yea his hands there not good I mean the only other person to drop machida was shogun so WTF r u talking about to all the Jon's haters keep hatin couse he beat ur fighter and this weekend rashad is gonna get butt fucked by Jon's in the octagon
busted_cranium- April 20, 2012 at 5:14 am
Guthrise- April 19, 2012 at 11:13 am
That sucks
FightZen- April 19, 2012 at 11:11 am
OMG, I can't believe you guys made a joke about Jon Jones smoking pot in your caption. I'm telling Dana!
TheWarsawExpress- April 19, 2012 at 11:09 am
This is highly dubious. Wouldn't that guy be wearing face protection of some kind when sparring with the best LHW around?
Anhonestmoose- April 19, 2012 at 6:38 pm
Yeah, I've spent time in some pretty amateur MMA gyms and even they put on (nasty, sweaty, been worn by half the gym) headgear before sparring.
LOKI- April 19, 2012 at 11:02 am
So since JJ's one glaring weakness is a lack of KO power....hmm. Quick bring the guy doin whip-its in the alley in so we can pretend hes legit on the feet. I saw that guy get KTFO'd by Rufus the Stunt Bum 10 years ago.
The12ozCurls- April 19, 2012 at 11:01 am
They are going to need some caustic chemicals to mop up the mat from that dudes sweat. Seriously, I bet that whole gym just reeks of B.O. and piss dipped patchouli inscence.
Cheeseburger Eddie- April 19, 2012 at 10:51 am
Does anyone else think it's weird that videos like this one (and Bones chasing down a theif) get released RIGHT BEFORE HIS FIGHTS....
holeeball- April 19, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Not really no. CP mentioned it right? Well then, mission accomplished.
Boo- April 19, 2012 at 10:49 am
John Butler sure does have a glass jaw.
parchy mcthirst- April 19, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Rubbish. He just forgot to eat his veggimite before the training session like Popeye eats his spinach.
jizzninja- April 19, 2012 at 10:47 am
That's what happens when a mere mortal challenges the likes of a god. i kid, i kid!
oc in this bitch- April 19, 2012 at 10:38 am
damn jones is ready he just knocked that guy case u guys didnt know hes the #1 p4p amatuer can in the world.such power and grace hes amazing folks simply
Ricardo Guitardo- April 19, 2012 at 10:27 am
I bet that rasta dude smells really bad
Barnaby Jones- April 19, 2012 at 9:54 am
Why did Greg Jackson snicker? What an ass.
Did that punch translate to dollar signs for him?
I don't understand how seeing one of his guys have their lights reset could possibly ever be funny. That shows me he's a business man first, douche bag second, and team trainer as a distant third.
mDino- April 19, 2012 at 9:53 am
How dare you compare rashad evans athletically to this bum
Kid Clam Curtains- April 19, 2012 at 9:52 am
"Jon, go pretend to give a fuck. Make some fans."
Legato- April 19, 2012 at 9:44 am
"with hands as quick as lightning and twice as powerful" you forgot Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound....-_- kos a homeless man and you turn in to superman
Orygun007- April 19, 2012 at 9:34 am
Swear I saw that hobo Jon was sparring on a corner with a sign yesterday on the way to work.