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Big, big congratulations to Potato Nation member Jeff “karmaatemycat” Watts, who increased his amateur MMA record to 2-1 on Saturday night, scoring a dominant decision victory over Rusty Dafoe at the LCO Cage Fights event in Hayward, Wisconsin. And as promised, he came out wearing his CagePotato Devil Horns t-shirt, like a boss. You did us proud, buddy. Video of the fight is after the jump, along with some play-by-play…

Round 1: Jeff wades through an overhand right and scores a quick takedown. He’s reversed on the mat, and starts to work a series of submission attempts off his back. Nothing pans out, so he uses a triangle setup to flip Dafoe, landing directly in mount. Watts batters his opponent until the end of the round, taking the first frame in dramatic fashion.

Round 2: Again, Jeff nails the takedown at his earliest opportunity. Dafoe tries to lock him down, but Jeff gets some space and goes back to his nasty GnP. Dafoe is stuck, and actually tries to strike with Jeff off his back. Second round also goes to our hero.

Round 3: Jeff eats a head kick, but catches Dafoe in a clinch, knees him in the grill, and unloads with punches. Dafoe swings desperately. He falls to the mat…somehow. (Karma might have to explain that moment, as it’s kind of hard to tell what happened from the video.) Jeff dives on and lands in half-guard. He softens Dafoe up with a knee and easily jumps to mount. He tries for an arm-triangle choke, but can’t quite sink it, so he goes back to his reliable punches and elbows from the top. The last bell rings, and it’s a shutout. CagePotato’s own Jeff “karmaatemycat” Watts wins via decision (scores not announced). Future of the bantamweight division? Absolutely.

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KarmaAteMyCat- February 23, 2011 at 5:46 am
@Gorg

Whats the question?
Gorgzilla- February 23, 2011 at 2:41 am
@Karma
I take it that's a big NO then?
Stupid martial arts makes everyone so sensible :-(
KarmaAteMyCat- February 22, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Thats alright I still think some of the posters here at Cagepotato are douchebags but Their part of the family and it's just that simple. thanks regardless I suppose.
jeanclaudetransam- February 22, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Dear Karma,

I still personally think you're a huge douche.
But congratulations all the same on your victory.
KarmaAteMyCat- February 22, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Yeah I don't know where to re-upload the video suggestions are welcome.
GistoftheFist- February 22, 2011 at 9:42 am
I couldn't view the video unfortunately. Nice to see someone who isn't a blob of flesh and cheetoes communicating entirely by mouth breathing like many keyboard warriors. I bet Rusty had no trouble making weight since he probably crapped his pants upon seeing Karma.
ccman- February 22, 2011 at 9:39 am
. Strike thru doesnt work anymore ??? Whaaaaa....
ccman- February 22, 2011 at 9:36 am
Karma you make it really hard to exploit , get rich off , flat out rob market you. We need a bullshit , kos styled lie , fedor protected marketable image so we can rape pull sponsors besides <broke ass cage potato, fuckers who give you a shirt so they don't have to work weekends and not pay me our beloved cage potato.

Trust me, I interned for don king, bob arum, golden boy a marketing company for almost 12 minutes.
KarmaAteMyCat- February 22, 2011 at 8:24 am
I'll re upload it once more see If I can't get Metacafe to ban me.
KarmaAteMyCat- February 22, 2011 at 8:13 am
Someone reported my video for excessive violence.
KarmaAteMyCat- February 22, 2011 at 8:10 am
What the hell MetaCafe deleted my video...
KarmaAteMyCat- February 22, 2011 at 8:09 am
@ CCMAN

The only sponsor I need is Cage Potato as far as i'm concerned.:)

@Gorg

Oh god that sounds like something right of /b/

@Everyone else

Thanks again.
Gorgzilla- February 22, 2011 at 6:59 am
This is so fucking awesome! Our own CP-fighter! I actually feel a little bit proud now.
For your next fight please fuel up the hype-train, make it seem like its earth-shattering important! Spew trash-talk like youre Sonnen on coke!
I'm sure CP-Nation will follow up with some fierce keyboard-fighting! Maybe we can hack your opponents twitter?
Turd Furgeson- February 22, 2011 at 6:52 am
Lol @ Rex and donfrye


You guys know me well, but while your statements may be true, I don't wanna take away from Karma's awesomeness with my Palhares nuthuggery. Awesome job Karma. Keep killin it homie.
ccman- February 22, 2011 at 5:38 am
Well then inflate that shit karma.

This is marketing, has nothing to do with reality. Use the sfgp if you need a model.
Crap Factory- February 22, 2011 at 4:44 am
Video is gone. :(
Zee German- February 22, 2011 at 1:15 am
You're the man, Karma. Looked sharp in there. Way to make the Nation proud. Kudos, Sir.
fatbellyfrank- February 22, 2011 at 12:15 am
ccman Says:
Mon, 02/21/11 - 11:01
and the state of virginia cuz its a combo of virgin and vagina.
.................................................................
Now you see this is worthwhile information, fucken Ripley's should focus on shit like this, this is cool stuff, I woulda loved to have been at the meeting where they chose that name.
KarmaAteMyCat- February 21, 2011 at 11:46 pm
No my ego is not inflated. I know I have a lot to learn. :) Thanks though ccman! ha.
ccman- February 21, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Fiiiiiiiiiiine. I will egotiate sponsors. Even though karma inflated head just floated past titos.

"Yes mr. Nike, coke, budweiser, and under armour. Karma will wear and use yer crap but only if all of you change yer company names to 'eating cat gear' and we want a football helmet full of cottage cheese, world peace outside the cage, hitlers email, fowlkes back, ring girls as corner blowers... errr corner personel, danas last hair folicle, the video of al gore blowing french parliment to get the global warming 'sham wow' type gig, and the state of virginia cuz its a combo of virgin and vagina. Plus enough cash that my manager cut let's me buy and sell gates. Pay up bitches."
KarmaAteMyCat- February 21, 2011 at 10:15 pm
You guys give me to much credit! Hit me up on twitter to guys :) Karmaatemycat I NEED MORE FOLLOWERS! No but seriously I don't know how I'd go about getting Vale Tudo shorts with Cagepotato on them or what not. Feel free to suggest ideas I'm open to them.

@FBF that would be amazing. I won't get my hopes up to much.
stopdrinkingpee- February 21, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Nice fight, Karma. I thought you had him with the triangle in the first and the arm-triangle in the third. Good stuff.
fatbellyfrank- February 21, 2011 at 8:18 pm
And now BG, I propose a PR/Sponsorship deal, you make a special run of CP "Jeff the Killa Watts" T-shirts, we all buy at least two each, money raised goes towards Karma's further fighting efforts, whataya say Ben??
fatbellyfrank- February 21, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Yeah, I thought it was fucken awesome when Rex stareted doing Bellator, we've since had more comments page contributors actually do articles, J-Dogs fine photography skills and now, WE'VE ACTUALLY GOT A REAL FIGHTER, the Tater Nations fucken rox gentlemen, we are a fucken cool bunch of cats.
DARKHORSE06- February 21, 2011 at 8:00 pm
Holy shit! That was awesome, congrats! I cant believe a fellow CP-er is also an destroyer of men. That took a lot of guts.
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