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Video: Kim Couture Fought in Mexico This Weekend, And Yeah, Lucha Libre Masks Were Involved

You probably didn’t notice because you were too busy being distracted by the bright lights of UFC 111, but there was another massive MMA event on Saturday, only this one was south of the border. Kim “Sugar Free” Couture – the woman known primarily for being briefly married to a famous MMA fighter, as well as for being hated intensely by many female fighters who made their way up the ranks without appropriating someone else’s famous name or building unintentionally hilarious websites – traveled down to Sonora, Mexico to compete in the Xtreme Fighters Mexico event.

On her Twitter, Couture wrote that her initial opponent “quit” at the last minute and was replaced by Rosa Vizcarra, who weighed ten pounds over the 135-pound limit that Couture had agreed to, but what are you going to do? It’s Mexico, after all. Couture also described being part of a pre-fight parade through the streets of Sonora, and after seeing Kevin Randleman (who ended up in her corner for the fight) sitting on top of a Corona bus waving to the crowd, declared, “This is the Biggest Event Ever!”

It’s possible she got swept up in the moment there and forget that you could probably hire Randleman to make a promotional appearance at a house party for a couple hundred bucks and all the wings he can eat.


As for the actual fight, well, you can probably guess what happened. The late replacement looked a lot like the Mexican Lina Kvokov, and Couture picked her apart with strikes on the feet until a merciful referee called a stop to it.

The first-round TKO victory brings her MMA record to a more respectable 2-2, but it’s worth noting that the first person Couture beat has yet to win a fight, and the most recent one has no official record that we can locate on the internet. That’s not meant to stand as proof that her wins are without value; It’s just meant to strongly suggest that her wins are without value.

Comments

  1. VisitingDeadAncestors Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 08:56


    Wow, better referee stoppage in Mexico. Sad.
  2. GetRocked Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:16


    Gotta love the MMA Events sponsored by Landscaping companys
  3. Lysol Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:17


    The last paragraph just about sums up Kim Couture's career. Great job.
  4. aaronb Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:19


    Toughill is married to Extreme Couture's in house Jitz coach. So I imagine that could be a root cause for some of the hate?
  5. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:27


    Erin Toughill is a woman, Kim Couture is a woman. So I imagine that could be a root cause for some of the hate?
  6. Nealio Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:33


    @El Famous Burrito That's an excellent point
  7. Viva Hate Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:43


    I feel bad for the poor sucker who couldn't afford a real lucha libre mask and had to settle for a cheap ass Spiderman one instead.
  8. Payday Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:48


    You think Randleman hit that shit afterwords?
  9. ReX13 Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:50


    El Famous Burrito>> Nicely done.
  10. Smitty Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 09:53


    @ Payday You made me laugh out loud, damn it!!!
  11. GEE-yuh-TEEN Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 10:11


    I can promise you the Mexican Athletic Commission wouldn't find any brain irregularities in their fight screening. You could probably walk into the doctor's office, borrow a syringe for your 'roids, inject them in your glute and put ointment on your staph infection and he would still wish you luck in your fight.
  12. FowlBeast Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 10:17


    Was this shot with desert storm era technology?
  13. justscrappin Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 10:39


    This took place in Mexico fowlbeast...your lucky it isn't a series of polaroids that are arranged out of order. "Welcome to Mexico's Xtreme Fighter event...where we have apple pie mma, sloppy mma....suga free! mma.:
  14. HARJO Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 10:42


    Anyone recognize that ref? I can't place his name, but I've seen him before.
  15. justscrappin Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 10:43


    Even though famousburrito's comment was clutch ( and true) aaronb is on to something....Toughill's husband to Toughill: " Baby...we were drilling the slow triangle from mount because she feels it fits her body type."
  16. aaronb Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 11:27


    Touche burrito brethren
  17. rlh61 Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 11:51


    @ burrito...niiiice. @justscrappin...I hope you meant that as a 'From Dusk Till Dawn' reference because I just laughed my ass off. "naughahyde mma, snappin' mma....if you can find cheaper mma anywhere...fuck it!"
  18. robthom Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 11:59


    Unless she also saw Coleman riding his banana than it wasn't really the biggest event ever.
  19. superflat Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 12:10


    The ref stopped it, but the loser had to face a donkey.
  20. robthom Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 12:29


    From the front or the back?
  21. Rutger Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 02:29


    Now that's counter programming.
  22. Clyde Says:

    Tue, 03/30/10 - 03:41


    Brilliant Rutger. Not a contender for fight of the year, and I could have shot the video better on my phone. Possibly on my Dad's carphone from 1989 come to mention it.
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    Wed, 01/21/15 - 02:53


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