MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Video: Kimbo Slice: ‘Bob Flanagan Ain’t Got Nothing on What I’m Gonna Do to Mitrione’


(Video courtesy YouTube/UFC.com)

Okay, I made the quote up, but this short clip of K-Ferg talking about all of the bodily fluids and waste products he’s going to beat out of "Meathead" Saturday night is an instant classic.

After watching the clip at the press conference yesterday, Lyoto Machida‘s dad raised a glass of piss and toasted Kimbo’s prediction. According to manager Ed Soares, the senior Machida is purported to have said, "I’ll drink to that," but Shogun’s translator informs us that the translation was not correct.

He revealed that he actually said something to the effect of, "I am interested to know what the sap of a black oak tastes like. Will the athletic commission be handing out samples of the leftover specimens?"

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fatbellyfrank- May 7, 2010 at 11:16 pm
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Oh, and Kimbo, in regards to your last statement, I find roofies usually do the trick
ccman- May 7, 2010 at 9:50 pm
@ capital.... there is an "in" group... think jr high and remove girls. Now you got it.

@ luke. Apple didn't fall far 2x. Kiddin but LRcunt tooled up. Kill him with an asses skull and be remembered in 4010.
Harry Nips- May 7, 2010 at 7:42 pm
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Tai-Pan- May 7, 2010 at 11:56 am
I read LukeThomas and was all like oh shit no you didn't! But then I laughed, funny.
ProfessorMMA- May 7, 2010 at 11:51 am
^lol
LukeThomas- May 7, 2010 at 11:41 am
Hey Guys,

I just wanted to stop by and explain myself. Everyone over on my site (bloodyelbow) seems to be all in a tizzy over this new guy Mike Russell.... and they are saying that the guys in the comments section are really obnoxious and low-life types... and a lot of bad things have been said about my site, Brent Brookhouse, and thisredengine. So I figured with all the stuff going on it would be a good idea to set the record straight for everyone... so here goes:

1) Brent is actually a closet homosexual and writes a lot of stuff out of the anger he feels toward himself for not being an out homosexual. He doesn't mean to be that way... it's just his pent up sexual frustration.

2) thisredengine is actually my little brother Nick. He's really 14 years old and still loves himself a good troll job. For those of you who suspected he might be gay, it is unfortunately true.

3) I secretly worship Cage Potato and it's forum guys 'cuz they have the balls to say what the real fans are thinking. Meanwhile I have to spew the same tight-ass, MMA-PC crap all day so I can keep my anal retentive readers happy and keep my stupid job.

For the record, I hate myself when I look in the mirror every morning. Just being me makes me want to vomit all over myself...

Sorry for all the trouble my douchebag readers are giving you guys... truth is they can't take a joke and every little things sends their panties straight up the ole bunghole, ifyaknowwhatimean.
Viva Hate- May 7, 2010 at 11:30 am
@Mike Russell

"In the past 4 weeks, over 1000 new members have registered here. I wonder how many are legit."


2.5 are real

the .5 is 1inchdick, just the name is real. HA!
Barc- May 7, 2010 at 11:20 am
There's a part of me that wants to applaud you, Mr. Russell, for actually lowering yourself into our cesspool (comment section) to step up and sling shit with us. The other part of me doesn't like you because you're Canadian. Let's face it, that part of me was gonna win all along. Grow a pair, and take your weblashings like a man, you banhappy sumbitch.
ReX13- May 7, 2010 at 11:18 am
Well, there goes my theory about whitey and wifey being the same person.
wifey- May 7, 2010 at 11:07 am


"Mike Russell, British cigarette maker, is desperately trying to register a new gmail account."

That was mint. Yes, I just used the word "mint."



whitey- May 7, 2010 at 11:07 am
damn! i ran a couple of errands and i missed some jerk get butchered by not ben.....and pretty much everyone else. i miss everything.

i'm gonna try for a late one. "son i think the best part of you ran down your momma's asscrack and left a stain on the mattress"
ProfessorMMA- May 7, 2010 at 11:04 am
on a side note:

Brent Brookhouse sucks penis
knucklesamitch- May 7, 2010 at 11:03 am
Ok...I'm a nerd, so here's the wiki answer for who the EFF Bob Flanagan is:

On January 4, 1996, he died of cystic fibrosis, aged 43.[3]

He was the subject of the documentary SICK: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist (1997) a film by Kirby Dick,[1] which films the final years of Bob's life.

Flanagan is featured in the widely banned music video for the song "Happiness in Slavery" by Nine Inch Nails.[1] In the video, he plays a slave who worships a machine. He offers a candle to an altar, before ceremonially undressing and washing. He then lies down on an intelligent torture machine that molests and ultimately kills him, all with a mixture of pain and pleasure on his face.
Shaky- May 7, 2010 at 11:01 am
He clearly didn't say that....but what did he really say?
ReX13- May 7, 2010 at 10:51 am
Mike Russell Says:

"In the past 4 weeks, over 1000 new members have registered here. I wonder how many are legit."

Most of that has to be a result of the GusBuster article. I wonder how many came to jeer, then stayed to cheer?

War Potato.
Tai-Pan- May 7, 2010 at 10:50 am
Well done El Famous, you bring the funny multiplle times a day.

Whoever changed his username from 1inchpunch to 1inchdick, fucking hilarious.

EDIT: Who the fuck is Bob Flanagan?
El Famous Burrito- May 7, 2010 at 10:44 am
LOL!

Nice work.
Mike Russell- May 7, 2010 at 10:44 am
Touche, KS... 
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