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[VIDEO] Kimbo Slice Knocks the Bread Out of Brian Green in Dramatic Last-Second KO

(Chill dawg, the video’s after the jump.)

The trail of bodies left in the wake of street-certified pugilist Kimbo Slice led us to Springfield, Missouri, last night, where the fighter formerly known as Kevin Ferguson looked to extend his professional boxing career to a perfect 4-0. Slice, you may recall, was originally slated to face Mike Glenn, but Camp Kimbo pulled out of the bout after not receiving any training footage of the 0-0 boxer. Fortunately for us all, they found an undersized opponent with no pro-boxing experience to fill in at the last-minute.

Brian Green, who competes in MMA as a Middleweight, weighed in some 22lbs lighter than Slice according to the scales at WalMart. With Green’s considerable MMA background and Kimbo’s relative inexperience in the world of Marquess of Queensberry, this bout actually ended up being far more competitive than Icy Mike would have preferred.

 

Round 4 (via: YouTube/CrazyCNote13)

Green used a combination of speed and actual boxing skill to batter Kimbo’s beard in the first three rounds. The crowd chanted for the ‘underdog’ throughout the fight, though it’s quite possible they were die-hard Afropuff fans thirsty for revenge. Green had noticeably fatigued by the fourth and final frame—that kind of thing can happen when you take a bout on a few days notice—but still dutifully swung them thangs as he looked to put Slice away. Unquestionably behind on the scorecards three rounds to nil, Kimbo charged his opponent as the clock ticked down, capping off a three-punch combination with a short uppercut that dropped Green cold with three seconds left in the match. Done Da-Da.

With the dramatic come from behind knockout, Kimbo extends his pro-boxing record to a flawless 4-0, with three wins coming via KO. Whatever $kala touches turns to gold.

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HEY- March 26, 2012 at 7:47 pm
fake and gay
The_Dead_Cow- March 26, 2012 at 10:39 am
While it looks very suspect, considering it happend with 3 seconds left in the fight, I don't think it is. But who knows............... If you're crying like a little girl about this article, please change your tampon and clean ALL the sand out of your vagina.
frdkrgr- March 26, 2012 at 10:38 am
i could have swore this fight on the video was in slow motion?
DietMtnDewPLEASE- March 26, 2012 at 10:15 am
pathetic fight, can't believe it's posted and presented as a legit non-staged spectacle.
Rottenpunch- March 26, 2012 at 9:39 am
(Sigh)
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- March 26, 2012 at 7:52 am
Kimbo vs Bob Sapp MMA rules....the masses are clamoring for it
CeeFried- March 25, 2012 at 11:42 pm
Cagepotato you should be ashamed and whoever wrote this article should have a job writing shit like this on toilet paper so the right things can happen to what you write we can wipe our asses with it and flush that shiete! U are Apparently An MMA website covering irrelevant boxing Trying to make a Kimbo boxing match even the least bit credible and not even calling it like it is Come on that was the fakest ko I've ever seen! This website was my daily mma bible Now I'm not sure if it should be??
HomeSchooled- March 25, 2012 at 11:20 pm
whats up with the camera work
fatbellyfrank- March 25, 2012 at 7:57 pm
A fight involving Kimbo that may not be legit? no waaay that could happen!!!!
MediumRare- March 25, 2012 at 6:32 pm
STILL NO EDIT BUTTON!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MediumRare- March 25, 2012 at 6:24 pm
This new comments system is pure bullshit. It won't let me vote my comment up more than once.
Fuck this shit!
MediumRare- March 25, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Shut the fuck up. This shit is awesome. I can reply to your belligerent comment with thoughtless abuse. Dickwad!
MediumRare- March 25, 2012 at 6:30 pm
No-one care fuckface! Replies are turned off by default so no-one's ever going to read your pointless bullshit.
MediumRare- March 25, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Fixed fights are the biggest reason boxing is losing fans.
Lame as fuck.
RSparrow- March 25, 2012 at 5:06 pm
I've farted harder than those punches..
drainplugofideas- March 25, 2012 at 4:30 pm
FAKE.

Duh.
Gabbo30- March 25, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Worst. Boxing Match. Ever....
SonOfSerbia- March 25, 2012 at 2:34 pm
It doesnt get anymore fake than that....Kimbo needs to go where his talents belong...the WWE....that was pathetic..i could knock Kimbo the fuck out
goneinsixtyseconds- March 25, 2012 at 2:03 pm
how is it that cp doesn't understand that this is a rigged fight? Kind of makes you lose credibility...
DangadaDang- March 25, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Credibility?! LOL.
Dizzylittlelord- March 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm
dude was paid to drop, didnt even move when he hit the floor yet was chewing his mouth peice, bollocks
Fisticuffs- March 25, 2012 at 11:32 am
even if it is real, which I don't see why it would be fixed because Kimbo's well, not a contender, I still think it showed how sloppy/boring boxing can be.
SethF- March 25, 2012 at 11:00 pm
You don't see why someone would want to see a cash cow like Kimbo win? After his loss to Petruzelli put Elite XC out of business?
Joedirt- March 25, 2012 at 11:03 am
Not only was the boxing terrible.... but so was the acting.
boober- March 25, 2012 at 10:59 am
Yeah, I've never seen a KO look quite like that before...
dranokills- March 25, 2012 at 10:24 am
Boxing is some boring shit.
even when it's fake as hell.
thegorilla- March 25, 2012 at 10:24 am
The fix was in! Brian "Sapp" Green.
tehboz- March 25, 2012 at 9:59 am
seems legit 0_o
mDino- March 25, 2012 at 9:57 am
damn too bad he didn't unleash the fury of that uppercut when he fought seth petruzelli. i mean jonathan goulet could have withstood that uppercut. chuck and wandy both would of ate that and came back swingin.. ok ive made my point.
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