Why did he not just kick him in the face like a football!? this is stupid!

by far the stupidest thing I have ever seen in mma... these people trying to get their name out by selling this shit as "inspirational"

I have a big match against Steven Hawking next week.

Maynard vs Alves is what I wanna see.

Big ups to Maynard for doing what he loves and big ups to the promo for letting him despite the obvious physical disadvantage. Matter of fact, big ups to the other guy (who's name is so unimportant to me I'd rather take the time to say this than scroll up and find out what it is) for taking him seriously enough to not let him take him down.


Oh yeah. I'm the best. At life.

AYO DARKSIDE

QUIT TRYIN SO HARD FOR A SHITTY T-SHIRT YOU MARK ASS BITCH!!!

C. SAMPLE IS POURIN' EM OUT, AND HES HERE TO STAY MOTHERFUCKAS!!!

ok honestly. A + for heart. but in compleat and utter honestly. u r now 1 and 2 and ur only win is against a guy with no arms and no legs? i dont know how n e one could take this fight seriously.

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Darkside Says:
Mon, 04/27/2009 - 15:00

Supposedly Maynard disputed the results, but apparently he didn't have a leg to stand on."

BA DUMM PSSSS (drum roll cymbal crash)
thank you thank I will be here all week...try the veal!

So who won?

Inquiring minds want to know....

LOL YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT. YOUR LOSER DAD SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

your time for a loser, witless, comeback has now expired. Thanks for playing Hal.

coming from the guy who's biggest claim to fame is the moniker "caps lock hal". You win bro. Now go upstairs your mom needs you to take out the trash.

YOUR DAD SOUNDS LIKE A LOSER FAG IMHO.

Never stop fighting Kyle.

I don't care what anyone says about it being "bad for the sport". At the end of the day it comes down to the fact that the best mixed martial artists in the world can put on a worse show (Anderson Silva), and some relative nobody can come in and take the sport to the next level (GSP ending the Matt Hughes era/again Anderson Silva). Point being, 99% of the naysayers and critics, myself included, will never get inside a cage and find out what we're made of - and 99.9% of us have two arms and two legs. It doesn't matter what happens to the sport, the sport came about so that people from every different "martial arts" background, right down to bar brawling, could step in the same arena and see what they're made of. Whoever doesn't realize that needs to take a step back and see the big picture. Do you like MMA because it's "cool", because there's blood, because of all the technical moves? I like MMA because the black belt doesn't always submit the brawler, the big puncher gets heel hooked by the much smaller guy, the underdog takes out the champ in dramatic fashion when you least expect it. And because a guy with no arms and no legs has the BALLS to get in a CAGE with a another man and FIGHT him.

My dad told me a long, long time ago - and its helped me win more than one bar fight against long odds...

"It ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

I think Maynard takes the whole cutting weight thing WAY too seriously.

Does Maynard remind anyone else of a jack russell terrier?

Ok, i think I'm done.

Supposedly Maynard disputed the results, but apparently he didn't have a leg to stand on.

YOU KID SOUNDS LIKE A LOSER FAG IMHO.

It's like Silva vs Leites all over again

I AM WILLING TO BET THE MAJORITY OF THOSE WHO SAY "JUST LET HIM TRY, THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT" ARE THOSE SAME PUSSY PARENTS WHO PUT THEIR KIDS IN LITTLE LEAGUES THAT DON'T KEEP TRACK OF SCORE "EVERYONE'S A WINNER!"

NO, EVERYONE IS NOT A WINNER. IN FACT THE MAJORITY OF SOCIETY ARE FUCKING LOSERS IN LIFE. TAKE CAPS LOCK HAL, HE IS A LOSER.

BUT SERIOUSLY, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TESTING YOUR LIMITS, AND THEN PUTTING YOURSELF IN A POSITION WHERE THE COMPETITION SOFTENS UP SO YOU DON'T "FEEL SO BAD".

THIS MATCH WAS A FUCKING JOKE TO BEGIN WITH, IT'S LIKE A ROIDED OUT INFANT CRAWLING AROUND THE CAGE. FRY SHOULD'VE JUST ELBOWED THE SHIT OF OF HIM AND ENDED THE DAMN THING IN QUICK FASHION, BUT NO THE "PC" POLICE MADE SURE TO GET IN HIS MIND THAT HE NEEDED TO GIVE KYLE A SPORTING CHANCE.

FUCKING PATHETIC. MY KID MAY OR MAY NOT WIN A LOT OF HIS LITTLE LEAGUE GAMES, BUT AT LEAST HE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WINNER AND A LOSER, UNLIKE THE MAJORITY OF SHELTERED TARDS' IN AMERICA.

That was fucking horrible...

"What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics..........being able to stand!!!! Enough said!!!"

Actually at that level winning without them is a bit bigger of an achievement. If you haven't had them long enough, it's not something you dwell on.

One moment of glory or being able to use the Urinal for the rest of my life.

my what a zippy little torso that is. kinda weird like looking at someone with half of their face blown off. i like it. made me queasy a little. like a stumpy gorilla. he got a lightbulb head too.

stumps magee's got the comment of the week right there.

"What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics..........being able to stand!!!! Enough said!!!"

Actually at that level winning without them is a bit bigger of an achievement. If you haven't had them long enough, it's not something you dwell on.

Wow even though he lost; he sure made that guy look bad. Stalemated by a guy with no arms or legs. That must get to you mentally.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics..........being able to stand!!!! Enough said!!!

That was like putting someone who can only turn left in the NHL. The only difference is that an NHLer would not have been such a pussy and hit him so hard that he would wake up in a hospital. That was just dangerous and Fry should feel bad because he did not end it in the first 30 seconds.

@ Red Baron
Dude no offense, but it's people like you that enabled this crap to go on in the first place. People sayin "Oh, he has so much heart", and "At least he's chasing his dreams" when it was really all about feelin sorry for him, and givin him this chance just because of his disability. It should be obvious now that he doesn't belong in this sport. I'll bet you a thousand dollars that he doesn't get another fight despite saying that he wanted to do it again. Do you think he should be given another fight?

Not half bad Kyle, not half bad at all

what a faggot

should've kicked his face in, especially when he was backed into the cage

This fight was so god damned unecessary.

Funny vid, i will uploaded this to tall dating site ____Tallmingle.com_____ to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.

Ha-ha! That was an awesome fight! Next, I'd like to take on Scott Blevins. I realize it's a step down in competition, but I need to get some more wins under my belt.

I couldnt stop thinking he was fighting a pitbull... Jesus, that was terrible. I feel bad for even watching it

Nobody was drunk enough to keep yelling "Elbows! Elbows!" ?

pointless fight, but fairplay to him for fighting in mma if thats what he wants to do.

it reminded me of the Anderson Silva v Thales Leites fight lol

Bad for MMA? The morons diss'ing the guy are 10 x worse for the sport! Those laughing and calling it a freak show perpetuate the image most nonMMA fans have of our sport as being populated by losers who couldn't get passed the 8th grade.

If the Bens want to advance our sport they could ban Caps Locks and the other mental midgets, for it's actually Cagepotato that is becoming the freak show.

asshole! asshole!

sad.

Is this really happening in MMA? Maybe Kyle should have tried to strike with him vs. the takedown efforts

I was hoping for a Gonzaga style kick to put Fry away

I WANT KYLE MAYNARD TO RAPE ME IN THE ASS WITH HIS FREAKY STUMPS. AND THEN FOR HIM TO MAKE ME LICK MY OWN SHIT OFF HIS STUMPS.

You can't be serious.

NAME SAYS IT ALL !!!!!!

I WAS LAUGHING THINKING ABOUT HOW MAYNARD'S LIMBS WOULD FEEL IN MY ASS! ITS LIKE FISTING JUST DOESNT DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE!

Wow......that was a sorry sight, I felt bad watching that "match". Fry should have just charged mounted and won, show that you actually hafta have legs and arms to be successful in MMA. Maybe if he got his ass seriously kicked they would realize this.

am i the only one that would feel bad for knocking some one out that has no arms or legs?

no matter how many times i watch these videos, one phrase pops in my head over and over...


Animal Cruelty

How do you train for that?

Black Knight: "I'll bite your ankles off!"

TRUTH IS I IM ONLY ON HERE LOOKING FOR HOT DUDES TO HANG OUT WITH AND EAT THEY'RE ASSHOLES... ANYONE WANNA HANG OUT???

The freak show comments are stupid. The guy had alot of heart and tried to execute the only strategy he had available to him in an MMA match but it's just not going to work with no reach. He should stick to grappling.

lol @ emo sux

Dumbasses like cocksuck hal, and curtis blowme samples are the kinda retards that would like this kinda shit. And dumb fucks like anonymous who defend it. Stupid people cheering on some freak of a guy who doesn't know hes a fucking cripple.
You buncha dumbasses.

not gonna lie kinda crazy how fast he moves it's like something from a resident evil or something lol

and the guy he's facing is a pussy just rush him mount and punch his face in he can't defend it

these are the things nightmares are made of

@ CAPS LOCK HAL
YOU......LAUGHING at this guy???? WOW, just yesterday you were about to send all of us to hell for speaking negatively about this guy, now you're laughing at his physical disabilities. For shame CAPS LOCK, for shame.
Do you still think he belongs in this sport?

I havent seen such subtle dominance since Machida Vs Tito!

My bad "C", just thought you'd wanna know that you were actually the second post instead of the first. Nice slang though, I'm feelin that.

FREAK SHOW!!! Gotta admire the guys spirit but he doesn't belong in physical combat with anyone. I don't care what he has accomplished, he is not, and will never be an MMA fighter.
The way he crawls is one of the freakiest things I have ever seen!
This looks bad on MMA...

Yikes. I never in my life thought I would agree with Hal about anything. That all changed with the Maynard fight. I feel like a complete dick, but my that was funny as hell. I couldn't stop laughing at him bounce around. :-(

BENS, can we get some IP bans up in this bitch? I've stopped telling my friends to visit the webpage because of idiots who post here, you know who they are.

I COULDN'T HELP IT, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THIS VIDEO.

Long Nuts Award goes to Kyle Maynard for having NO chance with a gangly opponent but sticking it out for 3 and saying afterwards, "I love this sport so much..."

C sample you can go suck a dick. Faggot name by the way.

AYO J SMITH KEEP MY NAME OUT YO MOUF

Nice comeback "C" except you weren't first.

Now you fucks can see for yourself how stupid this really was. Sure it sounded like a great idea, and everyone was screaming about Kyles heart, but...........LOOK! This wasn't even fair to Bryan. Who fights completely bent over at the waist like that, and punches downward. Real cool guys, real fuckin cool.

LOOK WHOS BACK BITCHES!!! MAKIN MY COMEBACK LIKE ROCKY BALBOA!!!!

IM HERE TO SAY IM BACK TO STAY AND IM FIRST AGAIN SNITCHES!!!!


FUCK YALL C. SAMPLE OUT!!!

That SC clip was the weirdest thing I've seen in awhile.