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Video: lookoutawhale’s History of the Nipple Tweak

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Between Douglas Crosby’s bizarre message-board diatribe, Anderson Silva‘s nonsensical justifications for ruining a main event, and the announcement that Ben Fowlkes is leaving us to start his own Smoothie King franchise — do not request the "protein shot" — we’re all feeling a little emotional right now. So how ’bout we all just take a deep breath and enjoy this complete history of the MMA nipple-tweak?

UFC 87
was the first time we’d noticed the bizarre ritual, but lookoutawhale has blown the case wide open, showing that Georges St. Pierre was tweakin’ as early as UFC 50, though he usually did it under the cover of a t-shirt. When first confronted about his nasty little habit, Rush tried to play it off as a combination nervous tic/Sign of the Cross. Eventually, his Team Jackson homeboys followed his lead, and GSP was able to come out of the closet, so to speak, openly nip-twisting in pre-fight face-offs and in the presence of hot models at photo shoots. Hey, you can’t argue with success. Special appearance by Darrill Schoonover!

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busted_cranium- April 13, 2010 at 7:03 am
It's definitely a nervous tic GSP has going on there. He probably doesn't even realize he's doing it. It's his brain's way of dealing with whatever stressful situation is put in front of him, whether it be another man wishing him great bodily harm or a half-naked fuck doll wishing him great bodily harm.

STD's are a bitch man.
bigpappapunk- April 13, 2010 at 5:47 am
Great work on the vid, hilarious.
fatbellyfrank- April 13, 2010 at 4:06 am
That is fucken bizarre, it's obviously.........nope, that’s just fucken bizarre
Frank Mur- April 13, 2010 at 3:41 am
I feel sick to my stomache! GSP has something wrong with him, sittin next to a half neked woman and he's rubbin his own damn nipples...Damn Canadians!
dranokills- April 12, 2010 at 7:28 pm
That was some funny shit, the sound effects alone made me laugh.
hey rearnakedpoke I was wondering what you tweak when you have sex with UFCfan's dad?
Oh BTW I couldn't give a shit less because Fowlkes is leaving us. Seriously, get over it.
Derly- April 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I love how the guys at team quest walk around covering their nipples. Who was the other guy besides Hendo that Miller got?
RearNakedPoke- April 12, 2010 at 2:05 pm
i tweak my nipp's right b4 i have sex with UFCfan's mom, the shit works
cecils_pupils- April 12, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Perfect day to post this guys. Hopefully it'll lighten the mood a little.

GSP loves him some nipple tweaks.
El Guapo- April 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Ahh, I hate goodbyes. First off, I need you to know som... What's that? Wrong thread? Hmmm, this is awkward. Nevermind then. I'll...just... be...RUN!
831 Son- April 12, 2010 at 1:29 pm
LOL @ Steampunk22. Made me gag a little.
leocesario- April 12, 2010 at 1:17 pm
That is disgusting.
Emopinata- April 12, 2010 at 1:09 pm
TheArtof8Limbs- April 12, 2010 at 1:09 pm
this is a great post after the announcement of Bens departure. I giggled, cried, and orgasmed simultaneously. Keep em comin lookoutawhale!!
dogpt3- April 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Thats just plain fucked
steampunk22- April 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I bet Schoonover's got nipples like fuckin' baby toes.