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Sad Video of The Day: Lyoto Machida Now Drinking Urine of Complete Strangers


(Props: Panico na Band via Magnum1977)

Ok, we’re starting to suspect that Lyoto Machida‘s piss-drinking habit has more to do with exhibitionism than supposed health benefits. That the former UFC light heavyweight champion learned to drink urine from his father (writing that sentence just gave me the creeps) is well documented. It is clear now, however, that Lyoto’s urine addiction is out of control.

No longer does he partake solely within the confines of secure training environments where the waste liquid he ingests can be trusted to be “clean,” as the video evidence above shows Machida is now drinking the urine of complete strangers. That is, as long as they drink his urine as well. Clearly, this has all just become a game to pee-pee party boy Lyoto. Sad.

And, no more jokes — this is just gross.

Who could have guessed that this is what “The Machida Era” would entail. We’re not saying his golden showers are directly contributing to his lackluster performances in recent years, but how could they be helping?

What do you think, nation? Is this more or less disgusting/erotic than Joe Rogan forcing blonde chicks to guzzle donkey semen? And, will this writer ever be able to redeem himself after cashing checks for writing about both of these episodes? Our answers: More disgusting, less erotic, and no.

By the way, the woman featured in this clip is Pânico na TV reporter Sabrina Sato whose resume includes “having her body covered with bees, lighting candles by fart, being buried alive, allowing a scorpion to sting her on her bare backside, belching the lyrics to songs/ stories, and even eating bugs.” WIFE MATERIAL.

- Elias Cepeda

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    I mean... really? You're expecting people to log into facebook & comment on shit like this? Are you high?
  2. The12ozCurls Says:

    Thu, 08/08/13 - 10:33


    I'm pretty sure there are several other activities that she left off her resume. Like boobie tassels and nipple clamps and DP and orgies and bukkake and (of course) . . . . daddy issues
  3. RearNakedSpoon Says:

    Thu, 08/08/13 - 10:40


    That slo-mo was totally unnecessary.
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    Thu, 08/08/13 - 11:34


    Right...Because there is no way a highly reputable Brazillian news station like, 'whoever-the-fuck-this-is' would pre-arrange a staged event like this using say, apple juice, just for shock value.
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    I would drink any of her bodily fluids. As far as I'm concerned, this is her real resume: http://bit.ly/17AgEH2
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    At least he could have drunk it directly from the tap...
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    Thu, 08/08/13 - 02:50


    He only gargled with it to freshen up his breath.
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