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Video: Mark Coleman’s Latest ‘Fight’ Didn’t Go as Planned

(Props: densetsug via MiddleEasy. Match starts at the 2:01 mark)

UFC Hall of Famer Mark Coleman hasn’t competed in a legit MMA fight since he was choked out by Randy Couture at UFC 109. What you see above is Coleman performing in a worked MMA-style wrasslin’ match at the IGF Genome 13 event back in September against Shinichi Suzukawa (who will be appearing against Bob Sapp on the Dynamite!! 2010 card). The thing is, this particular work was supposed to be worked in Coleman‘s favor. We’ll let Phil Baroni tell the story:

"It was supppose to be a pro wrestling match. It was suppose to be 3 min.
Coleman was suppose to win. The fat fucking douch scum bag didnt do the match the way it was suppose to be. That film was eddited. The Fat didck was suppose to tap from a head lock. He would not and kept rope escaping. Coleman squeezed hard a few times and burnt him self out trying to get the guy to tap.

After taking hard open hand hits knees and the guy not going by the way the match was planned, an exhausted Coleman said fuck this. If he wants to really fight lets do it in Dream or Sengoku. Im out of here, fuck this. I got the match on a week notice and it was suppose to be 3 min pro wrestling match. Not a shoot fight.

And walked out. His team edited this video. If that douch bag wants to fight Coleman will fight him and kill him anyday. Or he can fight me."

The Hammer turned 46 on Monday, meaning that he’s officially too old to be getting scammed like this in Japanese weirdo-bouts. Then again, I’d never trust any opponent whose cornermen were as gangster as these guys.

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fuji311- December 19, 2011 at 2:09 pm
So you're telling me that Coleman will fight this dude in a real fight, but doesn't have the cardio to finish 5mins of slapboxing and light rolling?

RPS13- January 18, 2011 at 10:34 am
so are these still wiggers are would they be jiggers?
MediocreThreat- January 18, 2011 at 8:02 am
At the 7:30 mark, did someone say, "You're not Japanese," to Mark Coleman?
snagglepuss- December 24, 2010 at 5:15 pm
yea seriously, i thought he would be making mad skrilla from all all those six flags commercials he does
DARKHORSE06- December 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm
@Loki - Fuck that was funny.

I feel bad for these pioneers that have to continually abuse their bodies. I really dont get it though, I mean, doesnt he own a fucking gym? The owner of the MMA gym I go to seems to make a descent living. Why are these OGs so damn poor?
El Guapo- December 23, 2010 at 10:48 am
Shit, I'd lose to Bridget the Midget in a Mexican wrestling match if they paid me. Somebody really needs to let the NYBA that wrassling's fake. Dude's acting like somebody slapped his mother..
FaH Q NL15- December 23, 2010 at 9:28 am
Classic. Coleman gasses out in a "fake"/real-ish fight. I definately feel bad for the dude ( basically for what ReX said, plus hes one of the more thug people ive ever seen), but how can you not laugh at that shit? they're more or less slap boxing, and the stubborn asian gets his way. fucking hilarious
Fedor Penn- December 23, 2010 at 9:03 am
No one gives a shit about fake wrestling except Lesnar fans.
Jugger- December 23, 2010 at 8:52 am
All I can say is, I hope they get Mickey Rourke to play him... Oh, wait. What?
NinjaVanish- December 23, 2010 at 8:41 am
I met Mark Coleman in March at a WEC event, he was so fucking drunk he was going around saying "Any chick want to fuck a hall of famer?" HE had two blondes on his arms. It was fucking awesome. SOme people were talking shit to him in the audience and he was like "come get some little pussies"

After that I got much respect for Coleman, he's a psychopath
El Famous Burrito- December 23, 2010 at 8:36 am
Fights are fixed, pro wrestling matches are real.

Cats and dogs living together.

Mass hysteria!
Smitty- December 23, 2010 at 8:23 am
It's already stupid as hell when black people act like that, but it's ten times worse when asians or wiggers do it.
Sudos KFC- December 23, 2010 at 8:15 am
what does it matter? the great thing about being a pro wrestler is losing dosent hurt because everyone assumes thats what was supposed to happen. did he want his hand raised while closing his eyes super tight and making believe it was real one last time?

btw Viva Hate where have you been bud? Missed you round the campfire
destinationblood- December 23, 2010 at 7:52 am
LOKI- December 23, 2010 at 7:51 am
Thats the weakest shit to come outa Japan since the babies born after Nagasaki. They owe Mark Coleman better.

Remember Pearl Harber Bitches!
Viva Hate- December 23, 2010 at 7:51 am
Hopefully Santa brings Coleman some cardio for Christmas, dude gets burnt out taking a shit and can't even get his arms working enough to wipe.
Videodrome_NOW- December 23, 2010 at 7:48 am
Videodrome_NOW- December 23, 2010 at 7:47 am
You were scared when Jappy Longstocking said Fuck you into the camera.
ReX13- December 23, 2010 at 7:39 am
Another sad story of MMA pioneers who didn't make the dough they deserved.  I'm still mad at Coleman for the beatdown he laid on Don Frye, but still...damn.