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[VIDEO] Michael “The Voice” Schiavello Goes Toe-to-Toe with Steven “Sensei” Seagal

How’s your day going, Potato Nation? Could it use more ego-stroking, embellished ramblings, and conspiracy theories delivered in a raspy yet soothing undertone? Well luckily for you, none other than famed mixed martial arts instructor and former movie star Steven Seagal recently sat down for the longest interview of his career to do just that.

We’re not going to spoil the interview for you, but suffice it to say, it’s classic Seagal. Over the course of fifty minutes, Seagal not only claims that he has possibly killed someone or many someones in his life, but that he deserved the Nobel Peace Prize that Al Gore received in 2007 (ironic), and knows the truth behind Brandon Lee’s death. Also, Above the Law was autobiographical.

I will say that again. This fucking film was AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.

No more spoilers, just sit back and enjoy.

-J. Jones

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dranokills- October 22, 2012 at 8:03 am
look at this stupid piece of garbage still talking his goofy shit. How exactly am I "taking it" you retard? NO ONE came to your defense dipshit, that's NO ONE fucktard. and NO ONE agreed with you. hell NO ONE fucking knows you, why are you here? You are just butthurt cause I am I always am and you are still...NO ONE! oh and what was all that dicksucking talk you were talking at first? what are you stuck in the 90's or some shit..durr durrr whatcha gay I cunt queer ya...durr durrr I have an ear inFUCKtion...durrr.....good GOD man get a new line.
mma4ever- October 19, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Anyhoo? Whatdya gay i cant quite queer u .anyhow dranos a punk and he dont like people picking on him throwing rocks while living in a glass house .....buddy take it like a man or take it like a bitch ur choice. But ur still taking it .
dranokills- October 18, 2012 at 9:48 pm
and there you have it , newbie fucktards.
which brings us full circle to you J.jones, your writing is stupid, and like I said before you have no business writing on this subject.
macreadysshack- October 18, 2012 at 6:01 pm
I don't know if I qualify as a 'real poster' but how can any of you NOT SEE how biased Mr. Jones' analysis of this video is? I'm not a people person - I hate most people - as such, I've learned to spot liars and exaggerators and I detected fewer 'tells' in Segal's affect than I do in almost anybody else. I actually believe him, by and large. I think he's got ego . . . he even admits it. He admits that he doesn't even know what 'enlightenment' is. He describes himself as an average tool muddling through life (or whatever he said - I watched it when this was posted awhile ago). Drano might be a little touchy and reactionary but fuck all of you . . . I think he's FAR more right than you and you guys are being bitches. Anywhoo . . . if there's anybody I didn't insult in there - don't worry, I'm a regular old douche just muddling through life and I'm sure you'll get your turn.
dranokills- October 18, 2012 at 5:11 pm
really who are these newbie fucktards? where are the real posters?
mma4ever- October 18, 2012 at 5:14 am
As u were sir
mma4ever- October 18, 2012 at 5:12 am
Well drano if u take off ur fag yellow tinted racket ball glasses u might be able to read im mma4ever big somebody
JPfighter-DAMMA- October 17, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Who the fuck is this Drano bitch with Seagal's cock in his mouth? I found it ironic that Seagal said he despises scammers and people that can't be trusted. 50% of what comes out of that fat clown's mouth is fabricated bullshit, so if Seagal has been scammed before, he might want to use some of his Buddha teachings to understand the concept of karma.
Canseco_MMA- October 17, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Drano, I never thought I'd say this but you sir, are a bigger douche than sensei segal. This site is all in good fun. Don't take it personally. Garbage ass.
dranokills- October 17, 2012 at 5:27 pm
who the fuck are you little nobody?
mma4ever- October 17, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Drano is a dick he hates mma he just likes shitty movies were its fake and yes kabookii lies he said he taught andy that kick on vitor seen him do it in cage rage for the belt
dranokills- October 17, 2012 at 4:10 pm
J.jones first off just to set you straight, go fuck yourself!
secondly I get riled up at YOU because you are stupid douchebag who for some reason doesn't like Steven Seagal and you think you are funny , and you like to belittle the things he has done or said. You know just cause the man is different than MOST people cause he didn't grow up playing with his dick and eating dirt and climbing trees with other boys like you doesn't mean his art is bullshit or that what he says is bullshit. now after watching this video, I believe everything he said, and you read into it alot and acted like a smart mouth fucktard. He never once said all those kills were the part that was autobiographical about the film you flaming retard! And you being one of those morons who actually believes "judo" Gene choked Seagal out is just further proof of your stupidity. You don't believe in his youth in the streets he had to kill people? just another reason to dislike you for an uneducated bigmouth kid who likes to flap his gums to hear his head rattle. I don't like your writing, I think you are biased prick, and you come off as pompous asshole. everything Seagal says can be backed up with real research. And I am also one of those people who believe that Bruce and Brandon Lee were murdered for one reason or another. I think he has taught Silva and Machida alot. And his personal LIFE aside ( nobodys perfect), and the fact that hes older and fatter he could STILL kill anyone of these UFC champs, but thats not whats hes about, but hes no fake like van damme. You don't have to like him but you are goddamn fool for disrespecting the things he has done and seen that you wouldn't know jack shit about, and I don't think you should write about him. So if you took the time to take the dick out of your mouth and paid attention to the movie you would see clips, REAL clips of him teaching aikido in japan, and those pictures in the movie were really him growing up, traveling the world learning real martial arts.......what have you done with YOUR fucking life mr, besides suck dick and talk stupid shit?
Fried Taco- October 17, 2012 at 8:33 am
You said minute when you meant minute.
macreadysshack- October 18, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Haha - I actually LOL'd.
J.Jones- October 17, 2012 at 7:30 am
@drano - The video was fine when I put it up yesterday. As any idiot should know, I have no control over when a random video on Youtube is taken down, and don't sit by my computer all day when I'm done working. So no, my mouth did not "cost me," whatever that is supposed to mean. I put up a new one, so have a nice glass of calm down juice and watch it. Then maybe see a therapist, because issues this minute should really not get you that riled up.
mma4ever- October 17, 2012 at 7:27 am
Segal looks like kabooki warrior from the old x box game with a bit of tard
Fried Taco- October 17, 2012 at 7:02 am
What? I can't listen to Michael Schiavello and Steven Seagal? That may be an improvement.
dranokills- October 17, 2012 at 6:56 am
nice build up to nothing. good work. your fucktard video clip no longer is available. I guess your mouth cost you again huh?
Capital- October 17, 2012 at 5:42 am
Clip doesnt work
Bolas Locas- October 16, 2012 at 6:21 pm
i cant believe i just watched the whole damn thing.........
monkeyknuckler- October 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Even though Seagal is a dead-racoon-on-the-head-wearing delusional windbag, he sure seems polite, which is a lot better than I can say for myself.
Ruger429- October 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm
What a dick. That is all I can say without going on another "If Van Damme fought Seagal..." rant.