LULE

lol

Excellent, cant wait to read this, I've thought I should have a crack, but I get to three words and I'm, hmmmm, cant think of any thing else, so props to anyone who can put out a half decent article.
I think I'll stick to juvenile humour, I'm good at that ( well I think so anyway)

@MRuss
CP is a place guys come to read some MMA news, to talk about fights and to rib each other while bonding with the guys and we want to keep it that way. It's your site too. If you have suggestions or constructive criticism to make it better, share it with us. We want CP to be MMA's version of the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo. We just need to get hats.

Great point, and this is exactly why I come here, I know I throw the odd piece of shit your way, but it is actually attempted humour. I've been having a read of some of the comments and yeah things like" Should i read the article without knowing who wrote it" I dont like this, I could do better than that etc........
GET OVER YOURSELVES BOYS AND GIRLS. This is not journalistic criticism 101, as Cecils Pupils says if ya aint contributin, move on. add something relevant with your knowledge, challenge a point constructively or do as I do, and attempt crass humour, just don't fucken whinge and bellyache because, I don't know, why do some of you cunts put out such a negative vibe?

And MRuss, I have an armadillo hat, is it OK if I wear that one to meetings? I also have a fine looken Viking helmet I wear when I'm supporting my Rugby League team the Canberra Raiders, will either of them do?

Have I been ban hammered? previous two posts disappeared?

What about vegas, has he done that article yet?

"defamatory, libelous, threatening, pornographic, harassing, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive, "

ok we'll take the blacks and asians, but we DON'T want the irish!

sorry, blazing saddles on the brain today

What the!? Rules? No racial/ethnic slurs? I cannot live under these conditions. Repeal the no slurs rule immediately. There are some things that you just have to be allowed to mock.

I wanna know where 831 Son went. I kind of miss him. He was prob more of a quasi troll, or just didn't want his screen name to be Nate_Diaz, but he did add color to the comments.

You forgot Tuf Guy. That's some old-school trolling right there.

Mruss, I think you should just change screen names like you did to that one guy, what was his name, Hung_MisanthroWang?

And drano, put that busket of dicks down, slowly, there is no need for that...

UFC fan. Hahaha! I remember that douche. Whatever happened to him?

DUDE. Top 10 of CagePotato Trolls. It would amuse absolutely nobody except us, and it would be magically delicious.


PLEASE someone jump on this.

Off the top of my head:

CAPSLOCKHAL/HAL_13

UFC fan

813 Son

Swedish

thisredengine

Curt Sample

WuTangClang (Ok, this one was for me)

So Mike...

Who's on your shit list? Can we get a top 10? Like a Top 10 CP Trolls?

To ghostboner, and FBF, I am cool with the "hawk" if it isn't presented with geek glasses :) fair enough?
So for you guys, go ahead and rawk da hawk.
As for chicken fuckers...well you see this bag here? thats correct sir its filled to the rim with dicks......don't MAKE me tell you.....

and Mike Russell don't fucking quote rules that nobody knows about, ban those motherfuckers for jacking with you, and if you want ban me, but stop being a fucking pussy. This is cagepotato, not twatpotato we give people shit JUST like I'm giving you right now, and since what I'm telling you doesn't effect your paycheck, eat shit with your threats, and take care of business behinds the scenes and stop getting all retard strength butthurt over what no face people on a board say. Grow up.
If your friends, family members and editors of other publications you work for don't know what goes on here maybe you need to keep them off here, cause I couldn't care less is ben fowlkes is gone and your here or not, that never bothered me, but Ben Fowlkes never came on here and cried like a bitch! I liked you fine till you showed your whiney ass side. now that's my honest opinion, you got the fucking button do something about it, suck it up or ban me, but stop bitching like you are one of us plebs who post here, you work here ...fucking act like it dude.

Wait a second, wait a second, hold up.


We have rules?

^^^ I already have a my LOWB hat, Mike, so we good. Fuck the douchetards. I'm not a huge fan of banning people, but I think it's time to start laying down the ban-hammer of some of the idiots.

To the CP Nation: If you can't contribute to the discussion without tearing someone down then just shut the fuck up.

There's a difference between having thick skin and sloughing off the odd comment, and not putting up with BS.When derogatory comments about my work, appearance etc. begin to affect my life, there's a pretty good chance I'll have something to say about it.I can take a lot of ribbing, but it seems like most of the negative comments I'm seeing are coming from the same few people (some of whom joined long after Fowlkes left but still comment how downhill the site has gone since) and have little to do with content and a lot to do with who the author is. Everyone is entitled to their opinions about the content on the site, but keep in mind there are rules about conduct here pertaining to defamatory remarks, libelous statements, harassment etc. They aren't in place to stifle you, they're there to ensure some semblance of order and civility and to hopefully prevent members from trolling or browbeating others into not sharing their opinions for fear of being attacked.5.3       In connection with User Submissions, you further agree that you will not: (i) publish falsehoods or misrepresentations that could damage Company or any third party; (ii) submit material that is unlawful, obscene, lewd, defamatory, libelous, threatening, pornographic, harassing, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive, excessively violent, or encourages conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, violate any law, or is otherwise inappropriate or objectionable; (iii) post advertisements or solicitations of business; or (iv) impersonate another person. Company does not endorse any User Submission or any opinion, recommendation, or advice expressed therein, and Company expressly disclaims any and all responsibility or liability in connection with User Submissions.I have friends, family members and editors of some of the publications I freelance for (or am hoping to freelance for) who visit the site and read the barrage of comments about how terrible of a writer I am, how I suck at interviews, how my haircut sucks and my glasses are retarded...etc...etc..and they make remarks to me like: "Man there are a lot of assholes on CP," or "Why don't you guys police your site better? It's worse than Sherdog."How would you like it if I came to where you worked when you had your boss, your friends, your wife, your kids and your parents there and hurled insults at you? Pretty sure I'd be escorted off the premises without warning.The point is, we have rules and if you aren't going to follow them and continually try to push the limits of what level of personal attack you can get away with, you won't be here, period.CP is a place guys come to read some MMA news, to talk about fights and to rib each other while bonding with the guys and we want to keep it that way. It's your site too. If you have suggestions or constructive criticism to make it better, share it with us. We want CP to be MMA's version of the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo. We just need to get hats.

Follicular phillistines. Oh FBF. Where would this place be without you?

It's "in other w..." oh, never mind.

So, Drano, considering the above^, we now have some options:
we could
a. Back up Boner (as we should) and support the self administered mohawk movement
b. compare the both of em with the Armadillo hat dude from Dukes of Hazzard movie and dismiss them as follicular philistines

Awaiting your response
FBF
PS I sport a pretty smoken hot #2 blade administered by Mrs Fatbelly, and I must admit I look damn fine

Listen you chicken fuckers, I have mohawk, which I cut myself, as well so let's just lay off the MRuss hair bashing. Make fun of his Canuckness and his elven elephant tatts all you want, but I'll be damned if I let you berate the man for his homage to sweet ass indian tribes and cool mofos like me.

"Mike Russell Says:
Sat, 07/24/2010 - 02:58

We're thinking of changing the name of the comment section to the "incessant bitch and moan section."

Seriously. Do some of you not have anything better to do?

If you're one of the few people who criticizes everything not written by Ben Fowlkes and you really believe that you can write as well as you proclaim you can, send us your CV and examples of your work and maybe you can contribute your superior MMA knowledge and writing skills to the site in a positive way."
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No I think we should call it " new dad doesn't have a thick enough skin, and sounds like a fucking dumbtard who looks likes Ozzy's son, and argues with users on a website he writes for , and THEY don't"...long name? well see that's how it goes when you play into the hands of trolls trolling for new dad fishies.
Another words, get a thicker skin, get a hairdo that isn't a comedy show, and get busy writing and ignore these dumbasses. You lower yourself, you become fair game.

Oh and BTW MRuss, you still havent made up for ruining my exceptionally hilarious response to one of Almost North's posts the other day,..........................................................................................................................................................Oh, you didn't read it? you haven't got a fucken clue what i'm talken about? Oh, well it was when Almost sai...............forget it, just forget it

Hey Vegas, just sittin here waitin, got my readin glasses, my thesaurus and Wikipedia open, what ya gonna write about? you could have written an article about me Roxy M. and Cuddles Finney, but I already sent that one to Hustler.

@ Dannyv, yeah I'm pretty fucken sure it is, so he's considered a real sports journo? So does that mean that the Undertaker actually reaps the souls of his vanquished opponents?

is that coach from the WWE? this is the guy who gets to pinch hit? wtf, does Brock have pull at ESPN, or are they just attempting to rival the depth of the strikeforce broadcast team?

Vegas Says:

"Mike, I guaranfuckingtee you I could write an article and get the facts straight before posting it on the world wide web, buddy. How difficult is it proofreading? Seriously?"


Even one piece is more difficult than you think. You write something, you want to get it out quickly, you hit spellcheck, you skim it a time or two to see if you mangled something, and then put it out there. But believe me, proofing your own copy is well-nigh impossible, particularly when fresh. Since you know what you mean to say, your brain reads it that way, regardless of what you may have fucked up. Something that is immediately obvious to someone else is invisible to you.

Multiply that by five or ten articles daily, five days a week. Not really, just think about it.

At any rate, Vegas, i look forward to your informative and entertaining piece soon. Viva did it. OBI done it, with style. Top 10 lists are usually popular; anything that stirs debate would probably be welcome. It's put up or shut up time, and god help you if it's not funny. If it isn't, the Potato Nation will let you know that the best part of you ran down your mother's leg and stained her sheets.

I guaranfuckingtee it.

"How difficult is it proofreading? Seriously? And the quality in the articles of the site has fucking went down, man."Oh the irony.

Mike, I guaranfuckingtee you I could write an article and get the facts straight before posting it on the world wide web, buddy. How difficult is it proofreading? Seriously?

And the quality in the articles of the site has fucking went down, man. If you don't like the complaints, step it the fuck up. You run this website for the audience, the audience bitches, so you bitch about the audience.

All you do in half your fucking articles is bitch, complain, and hate. You bitched about dude reading Wikifacts, you watched the video. You made a smartass comment. I read the fucking article that boasted no accuracy in it's statements, make a comment, and you call it bitching and moaning.

Clean up your articles.

We're thinking of changing the name of the comment section to the "incessant bitch and moan section." Seriously. Do some of you not have anything better to do? If you're one of the few people who criticizes everything not written by Ben Fowlkes and you really believe that you can write as well as you proclaim you can, send us your CV and examples of your work and maybe you can contribute your superior MMA knowledge and writing skills to the site in a positive way.

You brag about going to a website?

I'd rather fucking listen to this guy read off Wiki facts than read CP's fucking inaccurate excuses of an article. Anyone read that Sonnen vs. Griffin article? Hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllly fucking shit.

My bragging rights about reading this site daily for the past few years are about to go out the fucking window.

Whoa shit really? Tipper Herp Gore? Well that's what happens when you fuck with Ozzy. Figuratively speaking. Although I'm not ruling out literally either...

So tipper has herpes? That hoighty toighty bitch and her no swearing in music shit. The whole time that whore had the herps.

@ viva hate - too soon

I mainly want to watch this fight because I want to see the look in Chael's eyes when he realizes he's in way over his head...I'm guessing that's gonna happen 2 min into the first round.

^ at least not outside of a church pew

Sonnen is your typical smarmy politician, hopefully he pulls and Al Gore and catches him a nice ole case of herpes.

That sucks....I thought victory would smell like a hot virgin's (of legal age....oh wait there aren't any of those) pussy.

Franklin McNeil most certainly sucks ass. +10 for Chael.

Anderson Silva's shit smells like victory. Which, coincidentally, smells like shit.

I agree with uzithrasha. Im by no means a Sonnen fan but I want to see Anderson lose the belt. Im sick of his fights and feel cheated afterwards. Its weird agreeing with Sonnen when for so long Ive considered him crazy but he's spot on about the media's bias towards Anderson. The majority of media outlets are like abused wives when it comes to Silva, He treats them like shit and never gives them the time of day and then with one shitty comedic gag they just smile and take a shit all over their faces because that means he loves them...

He isn't a nice guy. I love Anderson but he thinks his shit don't stink

When Anderson gets mad he dances...so...yeah.

Oh shit, we're getting 25 minutes, and the only "grinding" will be our teeth, I can see it now.

I hope he can back up his mouth. Something tells me Anderson is going to want to shut it like Hendo did for Bisping.