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Video: New Scripted Infomercial…Er… MMA Lifestyle and Training Show Hosted by Rachelle Leah

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Hosted by former UFC Octagon girl Rachelle Leah and produced by sports broadcaster  Jay Glazer and former UFC heavyweight and light heavyweight champion Randy Couture, MMAthletics (which coincidentally shares the same name as Couture and Glazer’s P90X-like MMA conditioning program) is a new MMA lifestyle and training show featured on

From the start, the show seems like one long infomercial with the odd fluff-filled interview thrown in for good measure. Rachelle has never been the most dynamic host or interviewer, but her feeble attempts at making the show more interesting and to garner more viewers by introducing segments in the cage while wearing a bikini are somewhat cringeworthy.  Her interview with BJ Penn seems like she’s an oblivious fan pitching "The Prodigy" generic softball questions. I half expected her to start stripping when a portion of the Q&A got particularly dry, but it never happened.

I want to like the show since it’s somewhat about MMA, but I just can’t.  It’s really that bad.

I’m guessing Glazer and Couture are cashing in from the companies featured on the show and aren’t overly concerned that the content is weak and stale. Maybe they should do some market research with some MMA fans, not just financial analysts and accountants, but what do I know about business? Goldstein pays me in Potato Chips.

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fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Cheers King Zipperhead, yeah, I sometimes get carried away with the grammer nazi's props my friend
ghostboner- May 5, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Sorry, it was you, Mr. Misanthrope. Anyone know if Taco John's is still in business anymore? There are sure none where I live.
ghostboner- May 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm
This has turned out to be one of those pretty good posts. So, Dranokills, was that you talking about stretching Tink around your wank like a finger puppet? Cause that made me think of the ones that Taco John's used to give out. I loved those things. Oh nostalgia... Too bad I was too young to think of stretching one over my wiener and pretending it was Tinkerbell.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 5, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I was just crappin' a minute ago...
justscrappin- May 5, 2010 at 11:37 am
More like your boom schtick Rex. Also your a quasi-god. As dranokills said...I completely forgot what the topic of this article is by now. Oh yeah....I would bang Rachelle Leah..but I wouldn't have any respect for her before or after.....unless she swallowed while deepthroating and didn't puke. That of course would probably prove my suspicions that she is a coke-whore now then I would lose respect again....but would still want to bang her esophagus again. That is all.
dranokills- May 5, 2010 at 8:59 am
Damn it's really to bad this is the 1,000th post and so deep into the void of irrelativity(is that word? did I create a new word?)
Anywho's I was gonna agree with you FBF, but all this talk of cunts, and stretching tinkerbell around my dick....I somehow forgot what it was I was gonna say.
wutangshogun- May 5, 2010 at 7:46 am
Rachelle Leah is one hot piece of ass, when is she just gonna do porn allready ?
KingZipperhed- May 5, 2010 at 7:27 am
+1 for GB reference long live gozer!!
ReX13- May 5, 2010 at 7:23 am
Oh, ok.



...hyuck, hyuck....this is kinda fun...

El Famous Burrito- May 5, 2010 at 7:09 am
ReX13, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say "YES!"
KingZipperhed- May 5, 2010 at 7:00 am
damnit frank get some sleep youve been posting for twelve freakin hours lol dude we worry about you sometimes leave the spellchecker nazi bashing to us man we got your back bro
ReX13- May 5, 2010 at 6:48 am
BoNasty>> Thisredengine worked at being a dickface for a few days before the entire community rose up and smote him. I think this is not so much a "food chain" as it it is a family with lots of fighting siblings.

I'm just one of the guys that happened to have a really cool couple of days last week.
fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 6:20 am
@ BossNasty, you got it right on your first two question's. Check out Rex's Bellator wrap Thursday's. Jury's out on Kimbo'sshoe's, anyone who drinks beer and works in the marine industry can't be all bad. We'll just see if he leave's that pointless spellcheck shit for somewhere else.
BossNasty- May 5, 2010 at 6:00 am
I haven't been in CP world very long but let me see if I have this right. Rex13 is a cage potato God and LittleRedEngine is a used condom just pulled out of someone's ass? If this is true kimbo stole my shoes is on his way to taking LRE's title, is that correct? Just trying to understand the food chain.
fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 4:25 am
Ghost writers in the sky........... would prolly make a pretty cool country and western song,
David_Banner- May 5, 2010 at 4:11 am
Rachelle: Hi BJ, lets talk a little bit about your book. Theres a part in your book where you call Dana a flaming homosexual pedophile that screws fighters out of millions and gives late term abortions with his bare hand(s) ect.

BJ Penn: It is my book, but I didnt write it, hell, I havent even read it. Next question please..
fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 3:11 am
@ Kimbostolemyshoes, yeah you got my goat, I don't know what it is about people who feel they need to correct spelling and grammer on what is basically a social website, as you say, you've been around 2-3 years, so you would think you would have picked up "the vibe" on this website.
We are not drafting monthly reports, marking exams or submitting blue prints, we're shooting the shit about MMA related matters in a fairly light hearted manner, so when someone shows up and goes straight into spellcheck/thesaurus mode, I just don't get it,is it just trolling, or are you really that anally retentive?you suggest your a fairly easy going type of fella with how you relax and the kind of work you do, so why the need to jump on an extremely light hearted post and do the whole" Oh you spelled it wrong, you'd think someone so blablabla would blablabla". Is that your sense of humour or what? Is there something about any of my earlier posts that you wanna bust my balls?
You could have just said something remotely amusing about Tinkerbell or Captain Hook and we'd all be friends.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 5, 2010 at 2:23 am
If I had two cunts- I mean cents for every time I needed two cunts my wallet would be retenting much more cash than the anus it usually sports.
kimbo stole my shoes- May 5, 2010 at 2:16 am
@ fatbellyfrank:
it seems like you're interested in teaching me a lesson, though i don't think i'm quite getting it yet....... perhaps try being more direct.
and yeah, i drink beer playing music, and fix boats for a living.... and i'm on the site about 2-3 hours/day. i have been for about the past 3 years; just dont' post much.
i seem to have gotten your goat though, kind of makes me laugh.
fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 1:56 am
@ Kimbo stole my shoes, whatever, your a fucken troll, now get back under your bridge, I really couldn't give two fucks about teaching lessons or any of your opinions, but fuckheads like you who just show up to be basically fuckheads are just annoying little cunts. What are you six months into your teaching degree and want to show everyone how clever you are?
kimbo stole my shoes- May 5, 2010 at 1:46 am
@ fatbellyfrank:
a "complany" is a typo, and one i'll readily admit to. my apologies, my "anal-retentiveness (notice the hyphen) must have lapsed momentarily. furthermore, your swears hurt me...... they really teach me a lesson about having thoughts, and/or opinions, about things. rite?
fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 1:46 am
If its not it should be, with Tito as special guest fluffer
Kimbos Bread- May 5, 2010 at 1:44 am
@ Side.check.kick

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Football in the octagon?

How did she get the job again?
fatbellyfrank- May 5, 2010 at 1:44 am
@Kimbo stole my shoes, been here all of 55 minutes and your running round with your spelling bee trophy hangin out your ass. It's you isn't it littleredcunt, trying to sneak back in here under another user name, Fuck Off you stupid cunt, fuckwads with their heads stuffed up their fucken asses should stick to Bloodycunts where you can correct each others spelling and grammer in between felching sessions.
Now shut up while I come in your Momma's mouth and then FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE CUNT
Mr_Misanthropy- May 5, 2010 at 1:41 am
Anally retentive cunts 6? isn't that the title of Jenna's new flick?