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Video of the Day: The Mike Tyson Quote Song

(Video courtesy of YouTube/JustDaveMusic)

When you’re humming this later, don’t blame us.

Who knew that some of Mike Tyson’s greatest lines would fit so seamlessly with basic chords on an acoustic guitar?

I’m as big of a Mike Tyson fan as anybody, but he is narrowly behind Tito Ortiz as the most phonetically challenged fighter in combat sport history and this song proves it.

A few tidbits from the former heavyweight boxing champ for those of you who can’t watch videos at work:

“Hannibal rode elephants into cartilage…” I guess I’ll fade into Bolivian… I’ll eat your asshole alive, you bitch…

And the hits keep coming from “Iron” Mike.

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LOKI- December 8, 2011 at 4:26 pm
I think this is more brilliant than any of us realize.
Fried Taco- December 8, 2011 at 7:45 am
This guy sings better than these hipsters.
TheWarsawExpress- December 8, 2011 at 6:20 am
I'm sure he is saving some material for the second verse.

While Mike Tyson is funny, and unpredictably violent (in a hilarious way) tito is just an arrogant fuck with an inflated sense of self worth.
Joedirt- December 8, 2011 at 4:26 am
Best Tyson quote ever... “I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin [Tyson's wife]. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined.”
MediumRare- December 7, 2011 at 6:50 pm
This is a fucking travesty! Where is this:
"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
And don't EVER put Iron Mike and Tito Ortiz in the same sentence.
Ever again.
EVER again
WuTangClan- December 7, 2011 at 6:42 pm
No "Ill fuck you until you love me faggot"?
Gener- December 7, 2011 at 4:32 pm
This sucks... I thought it was going to be a clever rap tune with Iron Mike's gems edited in.

And don't be comparing Iron Mike to Tito. It's one thing to string together a lot of 50 cent words when you have a funny voice and a mild speech impediment. It's quite another when you can't string any words together at all in a coherent fashion.

No offense...
itsgalf- December 7, 2011 at 4:20 pm
Praise be to Al-LAH!
RwilsonR- December 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm
They couldn't have somehow worked this one in:
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”