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Video Proof That Justin Bieber Has Made a Fist at Least Once in His Life


(“Hit it? How about I just dance around it and lip-sync?”)

I don’t know why people feel the need to constantly lump Justin Bieber in with the sport of MMA, but even if you can’t stand the pigeon-chested pubescent Canadian, his latest fighting-related project may not be so bad.

Bieber is featured on the cover of Complex Magazine’s most recent issue, and for some reason they decided to have the 120-pound singer pretend to fight (and presumably get soundly beaten by) a pair of light heavyweights in the ring whilst wearing a tuxedo, before coming back using some dirty tricks to (shoddily) armbar one of the hulks into submission. That’s how he rolls, apparently.

JB’s dad, as you may recall, was an amateur muay thai fighter, so this must have made the old man proud seeing his son take of the pink shoes and sunglasses to at least pretend to fight.

FYI, “The Bieb’s” fighting name is “Bam Bam.”

 


(Video courtesy of YouTube/ComplexMag)

Comments

  1. SquidInk Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 04:42


    Why is this here? Did I mistype cagepotato.com as teenbeat.com?
  2. LB_Fargo Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 04:45


    Agreed..
  3. LB_Fargo Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 04:48


    Thanks for making me feel gay for reading this..
  4. Corrosionform Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 04:49


    It's here most likely cause it's mma related. The end. [
  5. tylerj800 Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 04:56


    I'm pretty sure he had to make a fist at least once to actually figure out his sexuality.
  6. Lugnutz Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 05:43


    More horseshit journalism
  7. AndyInflammatory Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 05:54


    why does he have his hands wrapped and yet he's hitting a guy with a bottle? mixed messages for the non-MMA crowd fo' real.
  8. Mike Russell Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 06:19


    @Lugnutz: Yet you come here everyday and complain. You'd think you'd start to realize that CP isn't known for its journalism by now.
  9. Double OG Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 07:20


    Boo this man!!!
  10. The_Dead_Cow Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 07:28


    Tags: Bob Sapp-esque,....now that's funny shit. How is this not quality journalism? I confuse.
  11. IronClad Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 07:53


    oh my fucking gaynus. Why?
  12. PurplePancake Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 07:55


    WHY is this a thing? Dislike.
  13. orka Says:

    Tue, 03/20/12 - 08:53


    So is this what happens to sons of muay thai fighters? Good thing Ramon Dekkers only has daughters.
  14. RaginAsian Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 04:45


    I like the part where it looks like he's getting his ass kicked.
  15. ExpectJesusBro Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 05:20


    SERIOUSLY? who would believe he could win anything against anyone? I took a shit yesterday bigger than this guy. Hell, my arms are bigger han his legs, as are the two dudes hes trying to act out the fight sceen with with. Thanks for the laugh cp.
  16. KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 06:46


    At least he had a good foundation and a solid amount of eye shadow on when he did this sparring session...but seriously, this is gay as AIDS, I thought you were better than this CP
  17. Fried Taco Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 07:37


    I like how he is all bloody while hitting the punching bag. Those things do hit back! And the chick is hot, in a Carol Alt kind of way.
  18. BigAngryPurple Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 07:40


    the REAL tragedy here is that he still probably fucked that chic from his corner FML :\
  19. pogodog7 Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 01:07


    They could have kicked him in the balls if he only had any.
  20. JoAnna Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 01:21


    WHY is Justin Bieber and MMA in the same sentence? One punch from a real man (i.e. MMA Fighter) would put this skinny warbler in a coma! pfffft!
  21. Lugnutz Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 01:51


    @Mike...Thanks for noticing my activity despite me having only posted two or three times in three years. Makes me feel special. While I do stop by a few times everyday it is to validate and catch up on my MMA news and not to get my Bieber Fever fix or read trivial articles about topics that are two or three times removed from MMA. I know I should take the approach of not reading much less commenting on the articles that I deem paltry but I can't help but rally because when the Potato's contributors are on, they're outstanding and insightful despite having been blacklisted by the lion's share. I've been an avid reader for over three years now and want to see the Potato rise again...despite it possibly costing me some standing. I understand the need for some fluff now and then but Bieber? You're better than that.
  22. jozseffrd Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 02:48


    Whoever wrote this article is just making himself look silly.Making fun of a 17yrs old Kid,who by the way made more money yesterday,then the writer of this Article made and will make his whole life!C'mon You're a Grown Man buddy!!!Write about MMA Stories not about Teenage Girl idols!!!Making fun of a kid who already made more of his life then you will doesn't belong here.I'm sure most ppl Subscribed to the Bleacher Report MMA so they can read and comment on MMA stuff or go on Forums and shit,not to reads about a Grown Ass Man Making fun of J.Bieber!!!The fact that this article got so many actual serious comments shows how MMA's recent grown popularity,negatively effect the MMA Fan base.I'm aTrue MMA fan since 1993 UFC-01 and very sad about the disrespect and the No Knowledge the majority of New fans bring to the Sport.All these guys wanna see is fighters getting knocked unconscious,get their arms and legs broken and to see as much blood as possible!!Lately if a fighter'only"wins by decision he start to Apologize for not hurting the opponent,to the so called Fans at the post fight in cage interview with Joe Rogan.Than of course all the idiots who are start Boo-ing the fighters as soon as the fight goes to the ground.It's fucking Disgusting.Remember when Frank Mir broke"Big Nog's"arm with that Kimura,they kept showing the replay in slow motion over 20 times and the Crowd was cheering more and more every time!!Well that's about it sorry for the language but I know the True MMA Fans will understand what I'm talking about!!! Cheers!
  23. mod777 Says:

    Wed, 03/21/12 - 03:13


    I actually watch the video for 10 seconds jeez I need to get a life.
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