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Video: Rachelle Leah Does a Photo Shoot in Her Gitch, Covered in Grease, Playing with Guns

(Video courtesy MMAthletics)

If you can get past the first half of this infomercial for Randy Couture and Jay Glazer’s MMAthletics conditioning program, you will be rewarded by footage of host Rachelle Leah doing a photo shoot in Hollywood. 

Now, I get the oil and the underwear and the guns, but whose idea was it to incorporate a bowl of nachos in the shoot? Is that to up the appeal to guys who are otherwise uninterested in a scantily-clad models but who may really like snacks?

Unless they’re shooting an ad for Doritos, it seems pretty bizarre, but whatever.

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J-Dog- May 18, 2010 at 8:42 am
Shooting her with a Canon, of course.
Harry Nips- May 18, 2010 at 6:58 am
@wifey- Sorry I ruined nachos for you but the penis wants what the penis wants. Now suppose I said something like "I would gargle her diarrhea and chase it with a glass of her bath water". Would that have ruined diarrhea and bath water for you? Haha, I kid.
justscrappin- May 18, 2010 at 5:20 am
Also, where can I find an amazon hoe? I'm short and could use the genetics to start my army.
justscrappin- May 18, 2010 at 5:18 am
Not true...I looked for ever to find optimus prime reverse piledriving cheetarah (sp?)...didn't find it. Had to settle for scooby doo banging wilma.
ReX13- May 18, 2010 at 5:15 am
Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 17, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Snack porn. Now I've seen it all.
wifey- May 17, 2010 at 9:54 pm
I'll take that for the compliment that is, since i know how rare they are around here :)

Amazon ho!

((have you joined the potato revolucion on facebook? get ReX hired!))
fatbellyfrank- May 17, 2010 at 9:19 pm
But your Potato nations favorite girl Wifey, thats gotta count for something, and from what I can gather from your previous comments, you know your shit, in the land of Potato warriors, you're the first potato Amazon!
wifey- May 17, 2010 at 8:49 pm
true, fatbellyfrank. But Harry Nips managed to combine them in a way that makes me cringe. But I'm just a girl, so what the hell do I know.

fatbellyfrank- May 17, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Scantily clad models+ snacks = instant huge win, thats just a nobrainer
wifey- May 17, 2010 at 8:20 pm
thanks, Harry Nips.

You have managed to simultaneously ruin both nachos and rachelle for me.

You're dead to me.
fatbellyfrank- May 17, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Go on Taipan you know you want to, it'll make you feel good, jus a little peek
Tai-Pan- May 17, 2010 at 7:28 pm
God damn it every post about Rachelle Leah and I end up googling her playboy shoot. I can probably guess what happens next.
Harry Nips- May 17, 2010 at 7:10 pm
"Randy Couture and Jay Glazer's MMAthletics conditioning program"

If Karo Parysian and a Cincinatti Bengal are your clientel shouldn't the word "conditioning" be replaced with a word more like "REHAB". It's a little more fitting.
Harry Nips- May 17, 2010 at 6:41 pm
"Now, I get the oil and the underwear and the guns, but whose idea was it to incorporate a bowl of nachos in the shoot?"

Obviously someone has never had that dream about eating some sloppy-ass chili-cheese nachos straight out of Rachelle's ass and then licking the leftovers off so you don't get any on your 'hot dog'.

Enjoy your next order of nachos boys, I know I will.
fatbellyfrank- May 17, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Dorito's nomnomnom
Almost North- May 17, 2010 at 4:43 pm
mmmmm baby melt that cheese

Good thing they got star power like Karo right?