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[VIDEO] Randy Couture Comes Out Against TRT, Talks Junior Dos Santos and The Expendables 2


(Titty Relaxation Therapy > Testosterone Replacement Therapy any day of the week.) 

Randy Couture has made some pretty bold claims ever since retiring (again) from the sport, a few of which have left more than a few fans scratching their heads, and others writing it off as pure senility. It’s comforting, however, to see that a guy who fought in the sport’s highest promotion until he was 47 years old take a stance on the TRT issue that has seemingly plagued the UFC’s finest as of late. With everyone from Frank Mir to Dan Henderson seeking and/or receiving therapeutic use exemptions for TRT, as well as guys like Nate Marquardt suddenly claiming that they no longer need it, most people can’t make heads or tails of the legitimacy of the increasingly popular issue.

Luckily “Captain America” is here to put things in perspective:

You know, I understand it. There’s this whole movement out there for anti-aging. It started out with guys in their 50′s who, naturally as you get older, your testosterone levels deplete. Your body quits producing more, and they want to feel and recover and do the things they did when they were younger. I understand that.

But I think there are natural ways to jumpstart your body’s own production rather than put an external source of testosterone in your body. And I think putting the external in only compounds the issues that your already having. I think the problem…obviously Chael, Marquardt, there’s been several athletes that have been using TRT.

I think for them, it’s not a function of having depleted levels of testosterone, it’s wanting to have testosterone levels of a 21 year old again, because when you were 21, let’s face it, you recovered better, you’re probably gonna compete better, especially if you’re 32 and have that experience going into a fight. 

Couture goes on to mention several of the methods he used to stay young at heart, which included marrying, then divorcing lunatics at least ten years his junior on the regular. True dat, brother.

But Couture’s greatest bit of wisdom on TRT came when he simply stated that the positives are by far outweighed by the negatives:

[MMA Commissions] designate what the top line is for a natural human being, and unfortunately, if you get carried away with TRT, you’re gonna cross that line and you’re gonna come up positive in a test. 

In our profession, to be banned from making a living for probably a year, and trashing your reputation, it’s really not worth it. 

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why Couture is one of the guys you go to when you’re trying to make sense of things. Because, like your war-hardened Grandpa, he can both school you in a debate on almost any subject and still kick your ass if things get physical.

Speaking of grandfathers, for those of you hoping that Couture was just biding his time before he attempts to become the first AARP card-holding heavyweight champion, we are sorry to inform you that Couture “doesn’t want any part” of Junior dos Santos. He also states that he picked Mir to win over dos Santos, proving that some of those senility theorists might just be onto something.

-J. Jones

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Fatty McDickbutts- June 8, 2012 at 8:53 am
Seriously, there's no way the "lady" in front of him isn't packing some major heat..
Fatty McDickbutts- June 8, 2012 at 8:51 am
I didn't know Randy was into trannies...
Ginny Estep- June 8, 2012 at 1:13 am
most people can’t make heads or tails of the legitimacy of the increasingly popular issue.

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UFCFightBlogger- June 6, 2012 at 10:06 pm
Couture knows what he is talking about, the guy has been in the sport and outlasted so many guys. He may be a physical freak but he has to know that the cons outweigh the pros in TRT. Its up the UFC to test these guys individually because I think they are getting away with cheating the system.

Check out this article about Couture http://www.ufcfightblogger.com/videos/randy-couture-trt/
RwilsonR- June 7, 2012 at 9:18 am
Nobody wants to come to your site. If we want want a site without original news, filled with out-of-context snippets and links to real journalism, we'll stick with CP, thank you very much.
RwilsonR- June 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm
Randy may look excited now, but wait until he realizes that one of these girls has Brandon Vera's cock in her mouth on a regular basis.
LukeTheDuke- June 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm
Compound exercises such as squats, military press, upright rows, dead lifts, push ups, pull ups, and other functional moves that utilize multiple muscle groups simultaneously can increase the body's production of testosterone even with moderate weight.
The12ozCurls- June 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm
BTW - I bet the blonde skank in the middle has a vagina looks like a fucking parachute but I she could also suck-start a leaf blower too. Furthermore (LOL), I'm guessing that piece of shit Joe Francis saw this photo and could see nothing but dollar signs and mountains of blow.
The12ozCurls- June 6, 2012 at 9:08 pm
Why is Gina Carano using that frumpy broad like she is a TV tray?
Doesn't Gina know that it isn't polite to put your elbows on the table before-during-or after "eating?"
Get Off Me- June 6, 2012 at 6:17 pm
On Randy's right, trophies from the Liddell trilogy.
On Randy's left, trophy from the Sylvia HW fight.
AndyInflammatory- June 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm
He's like Good Will Hunting but instead of Will Hunting he's MILF Hunting
The_Dragon_Machida- June 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Boppity Boopy?
The_Dead_Cow- June 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Derp
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