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Video: The Reem Episodes One and Two

The Reem Episode One
(Video courtesy YouTube/TheReem)

The Reem Episode Two

(Video courtesy YouTube/TheReem)

Besides having the best opening track out of any MMA documentary, Overeem’s new series of black and white vignettes are well produced and to the point without all of the overdramatic extraneous crap that a lot of other MMA documentaries seem to be filled with.

The first episode jumps right into Alistair explaining that the reasons he took so long to defend his Strikeforce title were a broken hand sustained in his first fight for the American promotion, obligations to K-1 and a staph infection he incurred after a bar fight he and his brother got into in Holland. Our boy Ariel Helwani from makes a cameo, proving our theory that he really is everywhere.

The second edition focuses more on his training for his fight last weekend with Brett Rogers. Check out the brief appearance by Anderson Silva, who doesn’t make eye contact with Ubereem when he gives him a "what’s up" like he’s not impressed with what horse meat and hard work can do to a man.

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Mr_Misanthropy- May 18, 2010 at 7:45 pm
@ Ghostly Bonings

Holy free style rap battle mc inspector, microphone dissector.
macreadysshack- May 18, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Click and Clack should hire ghostboner to freshen up their credits at the end of the show . . .
macreadysshack- May 18, 2010 at 10:06 am
Holy shit, Ghostboner . . .
PingPong- May 18, 2010 at 9:16 am
Even Pro fighters check their abs in the mirror, noone is above that...
ghostboner- May 18, 2010 at 8:34 am
I can't take credit, I was inspired by the greatness before me. I did forget to mention horse meat though.

@Rexterminator & rlh69 - Thanks for the standing O face.

@justs crappin & Harold nips - No relations to those nice Robert's Frosty Dickinscider folks, but I was voted to have the Purtiest Mouth in my trailer court last year.
justscrappin- May 18, 2010 at 6:45 am
My fav was the hidalgo-killin.....nice name drop.
Harry Nips- May 18, 2010 at 6:44 am
@'boner- Bravo my friend. You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
rlh61- May 18, 2010 at 6:13 am
ghostboner...that was niiiice, man. You covered every angle.
ReX13- May 18, 2010 at 5:58 am
ghost>> Standing O. Beautiful, man. Magically delicious.

knee strike>> "rapist" might be a bit strong, but he has a couple of hilariously disturbing vids of him interacting with female reporters. Check out the end of this vid, she's obviously tired of Overroids putting his mits on her:

justscrappin- May 18, 2010 at 5:36 am
Wow ghostboner.....are you realted to Robert Frost or Emily Dickinson?
ghostboner- May 18, 2010 at 2:22 am
On a side note, I am glad to see Overeem back in the States competing in MMA. Much as I hate to disagree with GSP, I was impressed with his performance. Big props to you Demolition man. If only Dana would give Junior Dos Santos a 1 fight pass to go challenge for the belt in Strikeforce while he waits for his shot in the UFC...Sigh...*chorus from "Imagine" by the Beatles fades in*

P.S. Overeem if you fail that drug test...
ghostboner- May 18, 2010 at 2:11 am
Tito interviewing Rampage, questionable bangability, cavernous twats,, and 831 asking about horsemeat not being in his grocer's freezer. This post is titties. So since Roidereem hasn't officially passed that test yet, I think I should return to my old form one last time, while I still can, and refer to him as Alistairoids "NeedleVein" Horsemeetereem. So hats off to you, Mr. Steroid-shootin, little girl-bootin, Fedor-duckin, bouncer-fist fuckin, PED-takin, documentary-makin, Fujita skull-crackin, shetland pony-snackin, hot-pissin, neck-missin, bull semen-swillin, Hidalgo-killin, can-crunchin, Flicka-munchin, reporter-molestin, infrequent drug-testin, rapist-accused, shogun-abused, Title Strap-stallin (not to be confused with Stalin), nightclub-brawlin, excuse-makin, overseas fight-takin, commission-avoidin, ste-roidin, 40lb-bulkin, incredible-hulkin, strongman-fraternizing, filly-tenderizing, Japan-stayin, mustang-sautéin, tight ass polo shirt-sportin, Helwani-cohortin, 30 month absence-takin, (horse)meatpie-bakin, Brett "The Grim"-poundin, if you pass the piss test it will be astoundin...Overeem.
HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- May 17, 2010 at 11:39 pm
"I'm gonna go see if the domain "" is available."

OK, i'll admit, that had me rolling LOLOLOL!!!!

I'll also admit that those are some well made videos. The soundtrack alone made the video worth viewing. Does anyone else think of Nightmare on Elm Street 6 when they hear Ina Gadda Da Vida?
knee_strike- May 17, 2010 at 6:54 pm
@Harry Nips

"Did they hit him with a shitty mop or throw used urinal cakes @ his open wounds?"

+1. LMFAO.
Harry Nips- May 17, 2010 at 6:17 pm
@MediumRare- Mama always said not to fist fuck with an open wound because it leads to staph and not defending your title for 30 months.
Harry Nips- May 17, 2010 at 6:12 pm
@fatbellyfrank- Tito would definitely appreciate a good Rampage leg humping interview more than that lil jap broad did.
fatbellyfrank- May 17, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Can you imagine Tito interveiwing Rampage? now that would be some mind blowing shit!
MediumRare- May 17, 2010 at 5:58 pm
@ Harry Nips

I heard he fist-fucked one of the bouncers with the busted hand. That's how it became infected.

In other news, I'm starting a horsemeat business. If anyone has the number for Overeem's manager I'd like to get him to appear in a commercial for me.

I'm gonna go see if the domain "" is available.
MediumRare- May 17, 2010 at 5:54 pm
@ fatbelly

The only thing more infectious that a night inside Jenna's cavernous twat is a glimpse inside Tito's cavernous head. I once watched a guy slip into a coma after trying to make sense of one of Tito's remarks.
fatbellyfrank- May 17, 2010 at 5:48 pm
More infectious than a night inside jenna's cavernous twat? wow that is some seriously nasty shit then
Harry Nips- May 17, 2010 at 5:32 pm
A broken hand, broken nose, broken jaw, black eye, or even a few stab wounds are all common bar brawl injuries but Overeem might be the 1st guy I've ever heard of getting staph from a bar fight. Did they hit him with a shitty mop or throw used urinal cakes @ his open wounds? Maybe the bouncers hit Overeem with a floor mat from the Nog bros. gym? Cuz those things are more infectious than a nite inside Jenna's cavernous twat.
Almost North- May 17, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I think Questionable Bangability would make a great rock album.
fatbellyfrank- May 17, 2010 at 5:16 pm
One of Homer Simpson's favourite tracks
knee_strike- May 17, 2010 at 5:15 pm

I believe it's In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly. The original album version is over seventeen minutes long!
fatbellyfrank- May 17, 2010 at 5:15 pm
I'm happy to keep hatin him just for the kick on the little girl, and yeah, the Reem nickname is super gay, sounds like a Nick Ring training drill, "we're just gonna do some reeming, why doncha hang around"