@ Ghostly Bonings

Holy free style rap battle mc inspector, microphone dissector.

Click and Clack should hire ghostboner to freshen up their credits at the end of the show . . .

Holy shit, Ghostboner . . .

Even Pro fighters check their abs in the mirror, noone is above that...

I can't take credit, I was inspired by the greatness before me. I did forget to mention horse meat though.

@Rexterminator & rlh69 - Thanks for the standing O face.

@justs crappin & Harold nips - No relations to those nice Robert's Frosty Dickinscider folks, but I was voted to have the Purtiest Mouth in my trailer court last year.

My fav was the hidalgo-killin.....nice name drop.

@'boner- Bravo my friend. You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

ghostboner...that was niiiice, man. You covered every angle.

ghost>> Standing O. Beautiful, man. Magically delicious.


knee strike>> "rapist" might be a bit strong, but he has a couple of hilariously disturbing vids of him interacting with female reporters. Check out the end of this vid, she's obviously tired of Overroids putting his mits on her:

hxxp://www.cagepotato.com/alistair-overeem-makes-rampage-jackson-look-gentleman

Wow ghostboner.....are you realted to Robert Frost or Emily Dickinson?

On a side note, I am glad to see Overeem back in the States competing in MMA. Much as I hate to disagree with GSP, I was impressed with his performance. Big props to you Demolition man. If only Dana would give Junior Dos Santos a 1 fight pass to go challenge for the belt in Strikeforce while he waits for his shot in the UFC...Sigh...*chorus from "Imagine" by the Beatles fades in*

P.S. Overeem if you fail that drug test...

Tito interviewing Rampage, questionable bangability, cavernous twats, Horsemeatstanzololfistfuck.com, and 831 asking about horsemeat not being in his grocer's freezer. This post is titties. So since Roidereem hasn't officially passed that test yet, I think I should return to my old form one last time, while I still can, and refer to him as Alistairoids "NeedleVein" Horsemeetereem. So hats off to you, Mr. Steroid-shootin, little girl-bootin, Fedor-duckin, bouncer-fist fuckin, PED-takin, documentary-makin, Fujita skull-crackin, shetland pony-snackin, hot-pissin, neck-missin, bull semen-swillin, Hidalgo-killin, can-crunchin, Flicka-munchin, reporter-molestin, infrequent drug-testin, rapist-accused, shogun-abused, Title Strap-stallin (not to be confused with Stalin), nightclub-brawlin, excuse-makin, overseas fight-takin, commission-avoidin, ste-roidin, 40lb-bulkin, incredible-hulkin, strongman-fraternizing, filly-tenderizing, Japan-stayin, mustang-sautéin, tight ass polo shirt-sportin, Helwani-cohortin, 30 month absence-takin, (horse)meatpie-bakin, Brett "The Grim"-poundin, if you pass the piss test it will be astoundin...Overeem.

"I'm gonna go see if the domain "HorsemeatStanabolFistFuck.com" is available."

OK, i'll admit, that had me rolling LOLOLOL!!!!

I'll also admit that those are some well made videos. The soundtrack alone made the video worth viewing. Does anyone else think of Nightmare on Elm Street 6 when they hear Ina Gadda Da Vida?

@Harry Nips

"Did they hit him with a shitty mop or throw used urinal cakes @ his open wounds?"

+1. LMFAO.

@MediumRare- Mama always said not to fist fuck with an open wound because it leads to staph and not defending your title for 30 months.

@fatbellyfrank- Tito would definitely appreciate a good Rampage leg humping interview more than that lil jap broad did.

Can you imagine Tito interveiwing Rampage? now that would be some mind blowing shit!

@ Harry Nips

I heard he fist-fucked one of the bouncers with the busted hand. That's how it became infected.

In other news, I'm starting a horsemeat business. If anyone has the number for Overeem's manager I'd like to get him to appear in a commercial for me.

I'm gonna go see if the domain "HorsemeatStanabolFistFuck.com" is available.

@ fatbelly

The only thing more infectious that a night inside Jenna's cavernous twat is a glimpse inside Tito's cavernous head. I once watched a guy slip into a coma after trying to make sense of one of Tito's remarks.

More infectious than a night inside jenna's cavernous twat? wow that is some seriously nasty shit then

A broken hand, broken nose, broken jaw, black eye, or even a few stab wounds are all common bar brawl injuries but Overeem might be the 1st guy I've ever heard of getting staph from a bar fight. Did they hit him with a shitty mop or throw used urinal cakes @ his open wounds? Maybe the bouncers hit Overeem with a floor mat from the Nog bros. gym? Cuz those things are more infectious than a nite inside Jenna's cavernous twat.

I think Questionable Bangability would make a great rock album.

One of Homer Simpson's favourite tracks

@mack-macleod

I believe it's In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly. The original album version is over seventeen minutes long!

I'm happy to keep hatin him just for the kick on the little girl, and yeah, the Reem nickname is super gay, sounds like a Nick Ring training drill, "we're just gonna do some reeming, why doncha hang around"

@ReX13

"You're a rapist that kicks little girls . . . "

I've seen the clip of Overeem kicking the little girl, but has he actually been accused of rape? Just curious.

whats the name of the song in the beginning of the first video?

nooger>> agreed. Still don't understand how the UFC has just two women, one of questionable bangability

in other news...

OVEREEM>> stop tryin to get me to like you with this cerebral, humble, thoughtful act. You're a rapist that kicks little girls, mainlines bull semen, and hangs onto titles for thirty months at a stretch. it's gonna take more than a well-produced documentary for me to be a fan.

Anyone tried horse meat before? Ive read up on it and it seems leaner than other meats and has a lot more grams of protein per serving, but shit, I havent ever seen horse meat in a grocery store.

@Smitty

Cut him some slack, man. Considering that it isn't his first language, Overeem speaks English very well. Better than any Brazilian fighter I've ever had the misfortune of hearing.

@Mike Russell

No, Mike, he isn't Dutch. He just happens to have grown up in Holland. We've been over this . . .

The strikeforce girls are a lot hotter (& sluttier) than the UFC Girls.

Strikeforce Girls > UFC Ring Girls

haha isnt dutch a culture? and im starting to like "the reem"...providing he passes the drug test. he seemed pretty genuine in these videos.

I would soooooo give that dude my lunch money!

there's only two kinds of people I can't stand in this world: Those that are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch...

Number one, it's The Big Reemer.

Number two, I'm on this fucking web-site too much. Could you people stop cracking humorous jokes and having relatively intelligent discussions?

Number three, I never get there first.

@ Smitty,

Cut him some slack, he's gigantic.

 Smitty...He's Dutch. 'Nuff said.

The Reem.... just can't get past the homosexual undertones of that moniker.

Is anyone gonna mention the use of "F's" in the place of "TH's" in this guys vocab or, is everyone scared to say something?