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Video Roundup: Fedor at the Waterpark, The Next Anderson Silva, and More

You read that correctly. Russia…has water parks. Not only do they get to have Sambo, awesome sweaters, and The Dude’s favorite beverage, but now they have waterparks as well. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAND OF SNOW AND SORROW GOD DAMN IT.

We have no clue where this video came from, or what the true purpose of it is, but we’d be lying if we said that Piterland doesn’t look like the bees knees, and apparently former PRIDE Heavyweight champion Fedor Emelianenko and his daughter Masha agree. We are still waiting to hear who “The Last Emperor’s” next opponent will be, but rumors have ranged everywhere from Bobby Lashley in a MMA match to Brock Lesnar in a pro wrestling bout, so who the hell knows? What we do know is that the next man to fight Fedor might want to reconsider if he values his health whatsoever. Poor Ishii.

What’s that you say? You want to see a MMA fighter humiliate and dance around his opponent ala Silva/Leites/Maia/anyone before brutally kicking them in the face? Well scroll down then, playa.

Michael Page and Ben Dishman both made their MMA debuts last weekend in England at Ultimate Challenge MMA 26. As you can see, it did not go well for Dishman, who was tormented like a redheaded stepchild until being put out of his misery via a tornado kick. Yep, a fucking tornado kick. Though it didn’t KO Dishman completely, the kick also seemed to have an effect on Page, who was so impressed with himself that he literally froze in his place to pose for photos. That is what we call bravado, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, it’s up to you to start coming up with awesome nicknames for a fighter who posses the last name “Dish Man.” Check out a few more videos from around the MMA Blogosphere whilst you do so.

Nate Diaz Goes to the Firing Range – (MiddleEasy)

Alistair Overeem Drinks Beers, Undresses Women - (MMAMania)

Chuck Foss Interviews Ray Sefo – (IronForgesIron)

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J-Dog- February 10, 2012 at 10:44 am
That wasn't a water park, that was Fedor's recreation room, you guys. Looks like the closed it down for his Highness.
Motivated Penn- February 10, 2012 at 5:17 am
@Gobbletson I think they added ton of extra chlorine to the water the moment Aleks showed up, just in case.

Captcha: armanyi Tartars. Now those are some classy fucking Tartars!
Clemmie- February 10, 2012 at 3:12 am
I think the first video is an advertisement to buy that young Russian chick. She is cute and all, but the hairy dude who is apparently her pimp kind of creeps me out.
Anhonestmoose- February 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm
Dutch is a weird language for someone who grew up speaking English and German. You feel like you should understand it, but you just don't. Also, WTF Alistair?
FattyYarborough- February 9, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Damn...Fedor's girlfriend looks young
danomite- February 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I learned several things from that second video: for starters, I learned that I don't always hate showboating. I also found out that 'exposive' is code for 'black' in Europe as well. And finally I learned that europe has it's own version of MMA Jay T and he likes to weark sparkly suits.
Gobbleston- February 9, 2012 at 3:17 pm
All I know, is that I saw Aleks in that waterpark, and now all of Russia has Hep C.
ArmFarmer- February 9, 2012 at 2:56 pm
My god that tornado kick, and everything else in that fight, was incredible. Difference between what that guy did and what Anderson has done with several opponents... he went for the kill. Not a lackluster decision. If you clown, you better back it up.
ArmFarmer- February 9, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Yeah, looks like others have confirmed in the article about the test results.. godamnit. He's def going to retire now. Why the fuck do they even test for that...
Fried Taco- February 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Do you think Fedor's daughter could tell her dad "That guy is looking at me creepily, go beat him up" and he would do it? I don't want to find out...
ArmFarmer- February 9, 2012 at 2:42 pm
I hear diaz popped pos for weed...
Fried Taco- February 9, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Seems to me is that Alistair could have just said "I am The Reem" and all those bras would've just popped off by themselves in an instant.
jfjjfjff- February 9, 2012 at 2:24 pm
reminds me of when napoleon went to the water park in bill and ted's excellent adventure.