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Video Roundup: “The Spider” Sings, “Bones” Soars, “Marshmallow” Kills

Fresh off his angelic Burger King commercial, UFC Middleweight Champ Anderson Silva recently appeared on Brazilian talk show Agora e’ Tarde to sing a duet with comedian/co-host Danilo Gentili. Apparently after dominating every possible contender in the middleweight division, “The Spider” must have his eyes set on the Grammy’s these days. Though the performance was less than stellar, the good news is that Anderson can still consult long time hero Steven Seagal for advice in this department as well.

Join us after the jump for a study in Jon Jones‘ superhuman abilities and the most unexpected knockout that you may ever see.

Sport Science: Jon Jones by ESPN 

ESPN’s Sports Science recently devoted a segment to current UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Jon Jones and boy, did they pull the rug out from underneath us. Turns out, Jon Jones is a near inhuman force who redefines the term “Superman Punch”. Who would’ve guessed? Host/human porcupine John Brenkus informs us that “Bones” has the wingspan of your average prehistoric bird of prey, and can throw spinning elbows strikes at faster speeds than an Apache helicopter can spin its blades. But if The A-Team taught us anything, it’s that Rampage Jackson is more than versed in helicopter warfare.

Props to our buddies over at IronForgesIron for our last video, which features 44 year old BJJ ace Jorg “Marshmallow” Lothmann making his MMA debut against 11-1 Jeffrey Waltmanns. A video that truly shows you cannot judge a book by its cover, the much older Lothmann delivers a beautiful placed kick to end his opponents night early, despite having the physique of Fedor Emelianenko if he was trapped in an ice cream factory for the 11 month span that is Russia’s winter. Are we witnessing the next Randy Couture?

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BONGTAR- September 20, 2011 at 8:52 am
that kick looked like something my little kid would do while imitating a power ranger or some shit
Fried Taco- September 19, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I tried to think of the most harmless thing, something from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us....Mr. Stay Puft!