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[VIDEO] So We Guess We Should Post This BTS Video of Arianny Celeste’s 2014 Calendar Shoot, Right?

Bad news, Potato Nation. According to our research, it has been at least 4 days since we’ve posted anything remotely spank-worthy on our site (unless Miesha Tate in jorts really does it for you). As such, our evil, robotic overlords forgiving, kind-hearted supervisors have informed us that if we want to continue enjoying Stir-Friday and Jameson-sponsored-skydiving-Tuesdays here at CP, we best get with the titties. Apparently the occasional Darrill Schoonover post just doesn’t cut it anymore.

So that brings us to the above behind-the-scenes video of Arianny Celeste’s 2014 calendar shoot. We’re not sure if anyone honestly purchases calendars anymore, but what the hell? It’ll provide a few of you with a temporary escape from your jobs that certainly suck more than ours and the rest of you with a chance to act like you totally wouldn’t hit that, so enjoy.

Five bucks out of my wallet goes to the commenter who can make the best “Who would want to be behind Arianny’s scenes?” joke or alternate version thereof.

-J. Jones

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AlanJDixon- August 12, 2013 at 10:11 am
my co-worker's mother makes $88 hourly on the internet. She has been fired from work for nine months but last month her paycheck was $20277 just working on the internet for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more w­w­w.W­O­R­K­7­0.c­o­m
boober- August 6, 2013 at 9:39 pm
And no, we don't come to Cage Potato to "spank"
CheckHisPee- August 7, 2013 at 11:27 pm
Speak for yourself, boob. Shouldn't you be discussing this on Facebook or something? *cough/rustle*-douche!-*cough*
boober- August 6, 2013 at 9:38 pm
Arianny = not news, get your shit together CP.
CheckHisPee- August 7, 2013 at 11:24 pm
Imo,Arianny IS news.
RwilsonR- August 6, 2013 at 8:20 pm
She's got the Bill Paxton special going on - a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk, and an ass like a ten year old boy.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 6, 2013 at 5:45 pm
I was going to make a thinly veiled innuendo about how I want to put some crema fresca on her tamale but I guess what I'm really trying to say is that it would be really entertaining if she let me put my penis in her vagina.

Totally platonically, of course.
Art Gibs- August 6, 2013 at 5:29 pm
she got new tits. they look less fake than her old ones.
Jesus Frijoles- August 6, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Better check with Facebook to see if it's ok for CP to publish this.
Phattousai- August 6, 2013 at 3:04 pm
A look behind Arianny's scenes might accidentally lead into a look in front of Tiki and I'm just not that hardcore.
Fried Taco- August 6, 2013 at 3:00 pm
Thanks for sharing the Arianny no-ass-at-all picture. I had to search for a picture of Justin Bieber's ass to make up for it.
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