Seasons Greetings From Cagepotato.com – Watch more Funny Videos
From all of us at Cage Potato to all of you in the wondrous land of the internet, Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus/winter celebration in honor of whatever other weird belief system you cling to for meaning. As a gift, we made you this video. Thanks for sticking with us through another tumultuous year in the world of mixed martial arts. We’ll do our best to come up with even better smart-ass remarks about it in 2010.
To those poor bastards among you who are traveling this holiday season, stay safe and don’t forget that you can check out the mobile version of Cage Potato on your fancy cell phones. May the soft glow of our homepage bring you comfort as you pass out in an airport bar after your flight gets delayed.
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Wed, 12/23/09 - 03:40
All I want for Christmas is MMA "legalization" in all 50 states and an Arianny nipple slip. I hope you're listening Santa.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 03:41
Happy Holidays you bitches.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 03:42
Well played. Yours in Crom, MacLeod69
Wed, 12/23/09 - 03:48
"Hi, I'm Ben Folwkes, the God of Death".
Wed, 12/23/09 - 03:53
Oh Benjamin you're such a jokestar...you and your huge cock...:(
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:03
Want to know who didn't think that video was so funny? Justin McCully, that's who . Nope, he didn't like that one bit. No sir. Not at all.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:15
Stick to writing MMA articles guys.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:20
Throughout the video I assume that gambling addict Ben is merely sipping apple juice only to find out that it is briefly aged Scotch. What do you do with all the CagePotato big bucks that you can't even afford a decent 15 year scotch? Oh, yeah, that ill advised bet on the huge underdog spread on Sokodjou vs Mousasi...
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:22
I just hope Santa finally delivers my Cagepotato T-shirt soon....it's been 2 months already. :(
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:28
That's a lot of booze. edit: Marduk the Sun God conquers all!.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:44
Right back at ya Ben Fowlkes from CagePotato.com!! I have to admit that I was a bit skeptical when I saw that you were going to start doing vids. Fortunately my pessimism was unfounded and I am totally diggin' the videos. This one was particularly funny. I've been coming to CP for a very long time, at least a week or so, and have always enjoyed the humor, the sarcasm and the general smart-assery of the site. Being the selfish ass I am, I'd like to make a couple of requests for 2010. Things I'd like to see on CP: 1) A face lift for the site. It's not that I hate the look-an-feel, I don't. It's just that a little spit and polish wouldn't hurt. 2) Signed blog entries. It'd be nice to know who wrote what so that I can hug the appropriate nuts or disagree with the right douche. Yeah, I know I can figure it out if I go to /blogs/bfowlkes or /blogs/ben but that requires a couple extra clicks which I clearly do not have time for.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:49
@ Deadpanda Ra fucking owns Marduk (fucking Babylonian piss ant)
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:50
I fucking hate Christmas... Ra would not approve of all this materialistic waste.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 04:53
Without my weird arbitrary beliefs I dont think I would exist at all. Thank you. And happy "holidays".
Wed, 12/23/09 - 05:04
Oh my God. That was so dumb!
Wed, 12/23/09 - 05:12
Ben Fowlkes likes his boys like he likes his scotch. Aged 12 years. And while that may be out of line and slightly funny I fear I will now never see my Fedor Six Deuce shirt. =(
Wed, 12/23/09 - 05:16
Has anyone seen this Fedor video? Should win a damn oscar! -- www. youtube . com /watch?v=ON4mylh69iw
Wed, 12/23/09 - 05:31
Oddly enough, Machida asked for urine and got a 12-year-old Scotch. I'll admit it: I laughed damn hard at the Crom reference. Also, is there an alternative version where Ben G. sits next to a menorah?
Wed, 12/23/09 - 05:39
Who the fuck puts ice in their scotch? You fuckin pussy, Don Frye would not approve. If you were drinkin so much, how come the level in the bottle didn't change after all those takes, huh?
Wed, 12/23/09 - 05:41
Oh, and I didn't pay for shit! I block all the ads on CP, MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Wed, 12/23/09 - 05:57
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Wed, 12/23/09 - 06:09
Surprisingly funny. You're getting good at these.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 06:21
Gotta agree with NorthSouth on this one. Nice job. So is Goldstein just afraid of the camera or does he only like to be seen vomiting into a trash bag? If its the latter I've got at least a days work for him of he's willing to sign a waiver.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 06:21
Gotta agree with NorthSouth on this one. Nice job. So is Goldstein just afraid of the camera or does he only like to be seen vomiting into a trash bag? If its the latter I've got at least a days work for him if he's willing to sign a waiver.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 06:22
shit. Double post. My bad
Wed, 12/23/09 - 06:52
@LetMeStickItInYourRua The runner up to that joke would be; Ben Fowlkes likes his boys like he likes his scotch, 20 years old and with a little bit of coke. Not a bad vid. How about a shameless shout out vid though around New Years to all of is in the Potato Nation? Name drop the shit out of it. Skeletor, UFC Fan, Cheeto, Cagefightmon, the always amazing and strangely absent C-Sample. A little recognition is all I'm saying, cheer up our otherwise bleak and miserable lives. Not mine though. Mine's awesome. ;P
Wed, 12/23/09 - 06:52
Word shitbag, pussies drink their scotch with ice, and he had like half glass full of it. Glenfiddich anyone?
Wed, 12/23/09 - 07:35
Christmas is merely an adaptation of pagan winter solstice celebrations. There's a reason every major religion in the northern hemisphere has/had a significant holiday in December, and it has nothing to do with Jesus.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 07:54
@Shitbag - he said it was urine you ... well...shit bag.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 08:06
"...and it has nothing to do with Jesus." Wassamatta you?!! Nothings ever good enough for you fruity MTV liberals until every body is a gay black woman IMO!
Wed, 12/23/09 - 08:12
RE: the mobile site. Please fix it, guys! The 'read more' link doesn't work in the articles, meaning I only get to read the first paragraph of snark as opposed to the full, quality in-depth pieces you guys write on a daily basis. This makes me sad and my trips to the can less educational.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 08:17
It's good to know that Crom is frowning on others this holiday season.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 08:22
Crom wants crushed souls and skulls. He be get down like dat I'm sure.
Wed, 12/23/09 - 08:31
@ihateemo i thought it was just me having that problem with the mobile site....Fix that pronto Bens... I'll also take a shout out on the next vid. Refer to me as "Mr. Fangers" or "FreddtFizz"....but never, ever call me FreddyFangers
Wed, 12/23/09 - 09:02
good stuff. who did you pay to set up that shot in their house, cause we all know your poor ass lives in a van...................................down by the river!!!!!!
Wed, 12/23/09 - 09:34
hahaha, awesome. Crom IS the best god. merry christmas Cagepotato.
Thu, 12/24/09 - 12:36
Nice work here CP, Best wishes to all reading this. Would it really kill the budget to bring in C. Norris though? (The only factor that this clip would need). (Well, that or D. Frye). Don't mind my ramblings, just a local out of work pro-photographer that the UFC has passed on.
Thu, 12/24/09 - 01:43
Just a heads up, Fowlkes. The CP server is slow as FUCK! Edit: I see what you did there.
Thu, 12/24/09 - 02:55
No problems mate! Is my shirt in the mail!? What ya drinking? You have snow! I wish we had snow here! Merry Christmas and Happy New year everyone!
Thu, 12/24/09 - 06:50
When Al Franken gets behind something, you know it's wrong. When El Guapo doesn't like something, you know it's good. See, life isn't as hard as people try to make it. That idiot who waved "Hi fans" and got sub'd in the Worst 9 of 2009, has he killed himself yet? Can it be long before he does? He should get a $10,000 Doofus of The Night bonus.
Thu, 12/24/09 - 06:55
"Christmas is merely an adaptation of pagan winter solstice celebrations. There's a reason every major religion in the northern hemisphere has/had a significant holiday in December, and it has nothing to do with Jesus." Are you a total freeking moron? Don't answer that, it was a rehetoric question; of course you are. Here's a hint for you, oh clueless one: Google the very definition of the word Christmas, you moron. Maybe the fact that you pick on Jesus has something to do with your miserable waste-of-a-life, no? Or, you can call it Bad Karma if you like. Idiot.
Thu, 12/24/09 - 08:01
Ben: Stick to MMA and avoid religion and politics.
Thu, 12/24/09 - 09:15
Marry Christmas to Cagepotato, all of their readers, and more importantly to all the jews (just kidding)...
Thu, 12/24/09 - 09:35
Speaking of fixing the mobile site Fix the fucking site when I go on it from the PS3 browser I swear your site is the only one that comes up a bunch of random ass letters and numbers
Thu, 12/24/09 - 10:22
robthom, i clearly misjudged you, liberals arent happy enough that they're ruining the country, now they're trying to take Christmas away because they'd rather hug trees than cut them down, I blame that talking Grizzly bitch Micheal Moore
Thu, 12/24/09 - 02:03
nice..... next time the decanter of whiskey in the background should be a little less full in between takes until finally it's empty and you are passed out on the floor, sorta like reality. Merry Christmas CP and keep up the good work!
Thu, 12/24/09 - 02:50
Realistically that jug of hooch should be shrinking. Trust me (a pro notices these things). BTW: I'm not supposed to believe that Canadians have Christmas am I ?! @ dangadadang, your getting better. @ Forrest44, you beat me to the punch!
Thu, 12/24/09 - 03:51
Hehe, Brilliant. Something very "Seth Macfarlane" esk about your humour. These clips are defiantly getting better and more confident through experience. Thanks!
Thu, 12/24/09 - 04:35
moar fowlkes videos
Fri, 12/25/09 - 01:33
Extraordinary.
Fri, 12/25/09 - 01:35
Haha, Red Baron is a retard. I like retards.
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