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[VIDEO] Stephan Bonnar Details His Gameplan to Beat Anderson Silva and It Is a Doozy


(Step 1: Fake heart attack to lower Anderson’s guard. Step 2: ?????? Step 3: SCORE GREATEST UPSET OF ALL TIME.) 

Admit it: When the new headliner for UFC 153 was first announced, not one of you thought Stephan Bonnar stood a chance of beating Anderson Silva, and you probably still don’t. If you happen to be a bookie, you probably equate the likelihood of Bonnar defeating Silva to that of Bob Sapp defeating adult onset vaginitis.

Well, my friends, prepare to have your minds blown, because Bonnar’s camp just released a video that lays out in intricate detail his plans to dethrone (figuratively speaking) the untouchable legacy of “The Spider” once and for all. We’re not saying it is foolproof, but we are saying that it has no discernible flaws whatsoever and Silva is a dead man.

Video after the jump. 

“Go underneath on him!” just replaced “ball up some fists” as the single greatest piece of training advice we have ever heard.

It was nice knowing you, Andy.

-J. Jones

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EJayy- September 18, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Damn, vid was removed by user.
crappiefloper- September 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Ok Stephan,here's the plan. First, I want you to go ahead and get wrist control. Then, pull out your pistol.
holeeball- September 18, 2012 at 11:54 am
True fact:
Bonnar is 5 times more likely to get hit by lighting on a warm sunny day than touching Silva's face.
dipsetkilla316- September 18, 2012 at 11:14 am
Dewdness r u retarted andersons been finished like 3 times ya moran hes been subed twice and first loss r u def retarted he lost like 4 times hahahahahaha u no shit hay did u no that theres other mma organizations or did u just think ufc is the only one
BaghdadBob- September 18, 2012 at 10:33 am
Insightful: "This video has been removed by the user"
Dewdness- September 18, 2012 at 12:27 am
I truly hope that Stephan Bonnar does 'Shock the world' only I want Stephan to mess up Anderson good, mostly knocking at insufferable smirk offa his face! 2nd rd Tko for Bonnar, n Andersons first Loss will devastate him for Gsp to finish him! Once Anderson falls, the rest will follow...
smiledriver- September 17, 2012 at 9:40 pm
Link is farked
JohnyBonezNmoans- September 17, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Stephens gameplan:
1. vaseline entire face in hope none of Silvas punches will stick
2. HAYMAKERS
3. Avoid becoming Silva v Griffin 2.0
SuperDave- September 17, 2012 at 8:03 pm
At least he'll step up & fight, more than I can say for bitch-made Jon Jones' punk ass
theresacasper- September 17, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Gotta love The American Psycho. Good luck Stephan!!!!!
theresacasper- September 17, 2012 at 7:09 pm
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RearNakedSpoon- September 17, 2012 at 5:35 pm
I was waiting for the hook to come out of the fish and into his fist.
GrandShamrock- September 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Matt Hughes loves this video
Never- September 17, 2012 at 4:21 pm
He looks gassed after fighting a dead fish for 30 seconds.
smellypiratehooker- September 17, 2012 at 4:00 pm
So the plan is to mock Anderson, bait Silva in, take him into deep water, get his hooks in, and then go for the finish with punches? seems reasonable to me.
kellyman- September 17, 2012 at 3:49 pm
I hear PETA calling.
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