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[VIDEO] The Danavlog in Which Chael Sonnen Describes the Time His Mom Almost Shot Yushin Okami

It seems like it’s been forever since we passed along a Danavlog to you Taters, but today’s entry was simply too amazing to pass up. Perhaps to keep in accordance with the epic lineup that is UFC on FOX 5, Dana White has apparently turned up his pre-fight hype vlogs to 11.

Part 1 is above (featuring behind-the-scenes footage from UFC 154) but the real gem is part 2, which lies after the jump. Here’s a rundown of what you’re in store for:

- Dana White catching reality show producer Craig Piligian rummaging through The Ultimate Fighter wardrobe and nearly calling the police.

- Chael Sonnen discussing a recent near-fatal run-in his mother had with Yushin ”Yes, No, Thank You” Okami.

- Jon Jones and Sonnen engaging in a discussion about verbal tapping and whether Jones did it against Vitor Belfort, because Sonnen TOTALLY did against Paulo Filho.

- Mike Tyson briefly getting into the time he almost murdered Brad Pitt.

- Anderson Silva channeling DW and dropping an f-bomb, the scamp.

Enjoy this, Potato Nation. Enjoy every last second of it.

-J. Jones

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tmanifold- December 8, 2012 at 12:37 pm
How does one eat a bowl of dicks? Do you use a spoon, like some sort of dick soup?
dranokills- December 7, 2012 at 4:59 pm
goddamn it towelie, its a BAG, a bag...a BAG of Dicks. get it right!
towelie- December 7, 2012 at 10:09 am
Jon Jones still seems like fag. go eat a bowl of dicks.
The12ozCurls- December 7, 2012 at 10:01 am
Video #2 around the 6 minute mark:
DoucheBag Jon Jones emerges yet again.
The12ozCurls- December 7, 2012 at 9:53 am
Is Yushin Okami plowing Chael's mom?
I bet she talks reeeeeeally dirty.
Fried Taco- December 7, 2012 at 9:30 am
Is Chael doing community service in the first vid? I'm too lazy to just watch it and find out.
NomadRip- December 7, 2012 at 9:30 am
I guess I was a few posts too quick with my comment on the Diaz-GSP article, but I wsa still laughing at the absurdity of that sentence :D
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