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[VIDEO] The Jon Jones Commercial That Aired During Last Weekend’s UFC on FX Event

It is a little known fact that Jon Jones has a stipulation in his UFC contract that forbids him from appearing in any form of promotional media without viciously assaulting someone whilst doing so. That child innocently swinging at the playground? He’s getting the boots put to him. That co-worker complaining about shorter lunches? He’s getting choked the fuck out. Mr. Jones’ newest commercial is no different, but thankfully, no helpless bystanders were injured this time. In fact, the ad is nothing more than a slow-mo recap of his recent win over former UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Lyoto Machida. And it couldn’t be any cooler.

How cool is Jones’ newest commercial, you ask? Well, it has opted to take the Cialis approach to advertising ie. leaving the audience completely in the dark as to what the hell it is actually trying to sell them, because ambiguity is truly for the elite. If not for the “4.21.12″ that flashes briefly at the end of the ad, which we recognize to be the date of his upcoming UFC 145 showdown with long time rival Rashad Evans, this commercial would simply come across as a minute-long hype video for the current champ, which he is clearly in desperate need of. I mean, let’s not look into the fact that the UFC 145 poster doesn’t feature Evans whatsoever, or any other fighters for that matter. Apparently the UFC’s marketing department doesn’t think “Suga” stands much of a chance, so the question is, do any of you?

-J. Jones

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Double OG- March 5, 2012 at 9:25 am
DGAF who wins. I just hope it ends either one of them getting KTFO!DGAF who wins. I just hope it ends either one of them getting KTFO!
ThePeoplesTroll- March 5, 2012 at 9:13 am
jon jones is a bit of a rat but hes one hell of a fighter. i bet greg jackson told him to kiss that kid at the end.. to gain some fans
Jugger- March 5, 2012 at 8:12 am
I don't know how ya'll see it, but when it comes to the children, Jon Jones is for da children! Jon Jones teach da children. Rashad is good, but Jon Jones is the da best!
ReX13- March 5, 2012 at 7:48 am
i'm no fan, but this is a great promo. (Track is "The Way" by Zack Hemsey, in case you were curious.)
EJayy- March 5, 2012 at 7:21 am
Jones needs to lose for the sake of his ego.
Maine Blazer- March 5, 2012 at 7:19 am
In fairness, that poster was before Evans was officially announced as the challenger. Jon Jones was already slated to fight in Atlanta; hence the poster.

Jones will crumple Rashad.
RearNakedSpoon- March 5, 2012 at 6:55 am
Jones is a fag.
Smitty- March 5, 2012 at 6:45 am
Ready haters...........begin.
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