MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Video: This Jon Jones/Rampage Jackson Double Booking Stuff is Getting Ridiculous

Following suit with their dual appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones and trusty sidekick Quinton “Rampage” Jackson appeared together on FuelTV‘s Late Show the other night. Rampage broke the tension in typical fashion, by dry humping the closest object to him, in this case Parks and Recreation cast member Alison Becker. It really makes you wonder what Rampage does to keep himself entertained while backstage at all these media appearances. Watch your back, Bones.

Join us after the jump for a few highlights.

Rampage: [on Jones' legs] “They look like a couple of burnt toothpicks”

Rampage: [on playing the underdog] “I’m glad to be the underdog. I was the underdog when I won the belt the first time. When I’m expected to win…like in my last fight I wasn’t motivated at all.”

Jones: [on rumors of a spy in Jackson's camp] “Oh I definitely have a spy in his camp…to be honest it’s his chef, so I know what he’s eating, what time he’s eating, his PJ’s…”

Thank God we can finally put these rumors to rest. But now that Bones has admitted to going all Angelina Jolie in Salt on Jackson’s chef, the question is, when will he start unleashing the “stank bref” jokes on the master?

-Danga 

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weitt- September 22, 2011 at 11:38 am
http://dv.gd/dqg
Gobbleston- September 22, 2011 at 9:00 am
I've actually concluded that Jon Jones does NOT have stank breff, and that's why it's never been commented on.
guelph gym- September 22, 2011 at 12:26 am
if this fight isnt as good as everyone is hoping i think we all know why a week b4 a title fight your oyu doing promos when the fuck are they suppose to cut weight and train
Ascerendant- September 21, 2011 at 4:55 pm
You didn't write "Join us after the hump"…how could you pass that up? HOW?!
ccman- September 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm
@ ant No, thats what she stirs he coffee with....
ArmFarmer- September 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm
@Fried Taco
You spelled cock wrong.
ArmFarmer- September 21, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Literally lol'd when I read "rampage broke the tension in typical fashion, by dry humping the closest object to him".
Fried Taco- September 21, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Alison likes her coffee black, apparently.
ccman- September 21, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Awwww, bones got the wear a t-shirt memo. Also, sorry, but his disrespect for the history bugs me. Skeletor lookin for jungle fever annoyed me. Jones also got a ton of p.r. lessons this week, his tone has changed dramatically. He has rolled back into the zen version of jones.... must have obama's teleprompter. further someone must have yanked pages leash since he has mellowed considerably.

Either way, wish i could catch this but maroon 5's gay asses booked a show on fight night. expo/budweiser skybox for ufc houston await instead.
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